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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Songs that touch you sexually? |
Has anyone ever had a song that has made an inappropriate advance on you and put its hands on places that make you uncomfortable? This happened to me with Snoop Dog's 'Drop it Like it's Hot'. I had just finished my workout at the gym and was getting changed in the locker room, when I noticed this song sitting on the bench opposite me just staring. I tried to ignore it and gathered my things to go and have a shower. As I closed the cubicle door behind me the song jammed its foot in the frame and forced itself inside. As it made a lunge for my scrotum I screamed as loud as I could. This made the song stop, turn and run out of the locker room. But unfortunately it was too fast for the people who heard my scream to catch, and it made off through the back alley. Now I never shower alone. |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:37 am ] |
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Rofl.
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:02 am ] |
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Hehehe. That's funny. I shall now plagiarize it for the purpose of comedic preservation. |
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| Author: | rio [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:51 am ] |
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Brilliant. |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:01 am ] |
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lolerskates |
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| Author: | Ness [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:42 pm ] |
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| HAHAHA!! I can't wait to read some of your poetry.
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| Author: | Rhys [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:49 pm ] |
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^ what he said. Write your lyrics like this! |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:59 pm ] |
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metalNESS wrote: :lol: HAHAHA!! I can't wait to read some of your poetry.
It'll be a tough battle. :( |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:56 pm ] |
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Haha great stuff. In response to the thread title: Fucked with a Knife. |
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| Author: | Fingon [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:59 pm ] |
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well: the beginning of Manowar's Pleasure Slave :twisted: |
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| Author: | NewFriendAncientEnemy [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:58 pm ] |
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Porngrind and softrock band Chicago are the combined factors that turned me into the sexual predator I am today. Speaking of which, was no one interested in the community camping trip I spoke of Monday? I don't know why, but no one seems interested. Is it because no one likes camping? Because I can take your mind off camping. |
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| Author: | The_Voice [ Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:43 am ] |
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:?: :?: :!: :!:
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