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Author:  Seinfeld26 [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:52 pm ]
Post subject:  The Official "Flame Any Band" Thread

The name says it all! Slam whatever band you feel like slamming at the moment. Perhaps in about a month I could even tally up the number of bands dissed and post which band got the most heat from everybody.

In the meantime, FLAME ON!

Author:  Goat [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Official "Flame Any Band" Thread

Seinfeld26 wrote:
The name says it all! Slam whatever band you feel like slamming at the moment. Perhaps in about a month I could even tally up the number of bands dissed and post which band got the most heat from everybody.

In the meantime, FLAME ON!


Blind Guardian are shit.

Author:  Radical Cut [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:59 pm ]
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Nothing radical to give you, but...

Dream Theater sucks, and is filled with shitty musicians.

Author:  Ness [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:00 pm ]
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Iced Earth = suck fest!!

Author:  Radical Cut [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:01 pm ]
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metalNESS wrote:
Iced Earth = suck fest!!

This man speaks the truth!

Author:  Radagast [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:01 pm ]
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Who the fuck do Trivium think they are? Hmm? Huh?

I mean, I'm in a club rocking away to (in something like this order) Mayhem, Hammerfall, Sonata Arctica, Dragonforce and Metallica and then I hear this song that seems oddly familiar but I can't place it. "Hmmm," I think, pausing on the all-too-empty dancefloor "Reasonable drumming, that lead part's ok...I wonder who this could...?"

Heafy: "RAGG BLAH WHANANANA RAGG BLAH *Whiii-iiine, whine whine, whine, whiiiiine*"
Me: "Aw, pish"

For some reason all i could think about for a while after was that Heathen album, Victims of Deception.

Author:  Goat [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:01 pm ]
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Edguy? Pah!

Are we not supposed to be arguing about these bands?

Author:  lizardtail [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:03 pm ]
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I feel I must stress that the children of bodom aren't very good at the musicalities. indeed they have nary the compositional talent of a dead goldfish.

Author:  Radagast [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:04 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
Edguy? Pah!

Are we not supposed to be arguing about these bands?


Edguy owns you at least, several times over.

Author:  Goat [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:06 pm ]
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Radagast wrote:
Zad wrote:
Edguy? Pah!

Are we not supposed to be arguing about these bands?


Edguy owns you at least, several times over.


I am consumed by their relentless bastardry of Iron Maiden and the Scorpions.

Author:  Radagast [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:09 pm ]
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As well you should be.

You forgot Queen.

Author:  Radical Cut [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:09 pm ]
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I agree with everything here except Blind Guardian. Zad you jerk....I'll...get you, or something.

Author:  Ness [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:10 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Zad wrote:
Edguy? Pah!

Are we not supposed to be arguing about these bands?


Edguy owns you at least, several times over.


I am consumed by their relentless bastardry of Iron Maiden and the Scorpions.



Step outside the box Zad!

Author:  Goat [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:12 pm ]
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Oh, yes, Queen. The only band in existence more famous for it's lead singer being a homosexual than for its music. And then he died, and people couldn't get enough of them! Kind of like Mayhem in reverse.

Blind Guardian? It'll take more than a guy in a sheet on a throne to get me, Raddy The Second.

Author:  Radagast [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:12 pm ]
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Super Furry Animals? What the fuck is that shit? What, is regular furry not good enough for you? And we all know animals can't play instruments, who the fuck are you trying to kid here exactly?

Author:  Radagast [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:14 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
Oh, yes, Queen. The only band in existence more famous for it's lead singer being a homosexual than for its music. And then he died, and people couldn't get enough of them! Kind of like Mayhem in reverse..

Hey, I meant in relation to Edguy, you homophobic bastard.

Author:  Goat [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:15 pm ]
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Radagast wrote:
Zad wrote:
Oh, yes, Queen. The only band in existence more famous for it's lead singer being a homosexual than for its music. And then he died, and people couldn't get enough of them! Kind of like Mayhem in reverse..

Hey, I meant in relation to Edguy, you homophobic bastard.


Speaking of homophobic, those are some pretty camp album covers. Evil three-eyed alien women indeed!

Author:  lizardtail [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:16 pm ]
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Radagast wrote:
Super Furry Animals? What the fuck is that shit? What, is regular furry not good enough for you? And we all know animals can't play instruments, who the fuck are you trying to kid here exactly?


:x :x
:x :x

Author:  Goat [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:18 pm ]
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lizardtail wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Super Furry Animals? What the fuck is that shit? What, is regular furry not good enough for you? And we all know animals can't play instruments, who the fuck are you trying to kid here exactly?


:x :x
:x :x


Lawl.

Author:  Goat [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:22 pm ]
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And Nunslaughter are shit. They can't growl properly, sound like some BM parody you'd hear bored Canadian teenagers making. Crap songs. So they release lots of live albums, big deal. Feel sorry for all the poor headfucks who go out spending a fortune to collect them all.

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