T.I.E. wrote:
i think he sings like a cow...... let's shoot him and make Michael Bolton hamburgers ! that's the best we can get out of him... :twisted:
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Completely-nonmetalsongs-that rule n' kick booty!(KENNY!!) |
To see which one of us can get a harsher poser-flaming from the iivil-kvlt-section? Yo punkass-hostankbooty has thusly been slapped with my diamond-encrusted, platinum-coated blingbling-chalice, BEEYYYAAAATCH! Yo mouth writez checkz but can yoo ass cash dem, homeboy? Quote: Ken: Savage Garden - Carry On Dancing
Pffft, light, dude. Light. Take this sucker on for size: Shania Twain - That Dont Impress Me Much |
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| Author: | Action Jesus [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:17 am ] |
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You need to calm down. Too much coffee? |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:25 am ] |
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Action Jesus wrote: You need to calm down. Too much coffee?
Negative, brotha. perhaps too much LYGERBOMB! A mixture of my own design, containing Lime juice, Tasavalta(Republic in Finnish)- tablebooze, blackcurrant-juice n' sprite. Top it off with ice (the waterykind, not blingbling) and, in the spirit of Duke Raoul and Gonzo-journalism, lime chunks. Delicious, smooth and hammering! |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:25 am ] |
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Action Jesus wrote: You need to calm down. Too much coffee?
the man's simply hyperactive. ADD. |
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| Author: | Stefan [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:28 am ] |
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Britney Spear's Toxic was great (though she has not much to do with it) :oops: hoooooooooo the shaaaaaaaaaame ! |
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| Author: | Carnifex Umbris [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:29 am ] |
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Drugs are bad, mm'kay? America - Man's Road Gary Jules - Mad World (I know, I know, all the Brits here got overexposed to it, but I didn't. So there.) Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive (borderline metal, I suppose) Sublime - Date Rape Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper (borderline again) Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven (someone had to mention it) And now to top even Shania Twain: Alix Olson - Eve's Mouth |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Completely-nonmetalsongs-that rule n' kick booty!(KENNY! |
Aleksie@metalreviews.com wrote: Quote: Ken: Savage Garden - Carry On Dancing Pffft, light, dude. Light. Take this sucker on for size: Shania Twain - That Dont Impress Me Much Light? Shania Twain isn't really that "out there." You want to hear that song? Here: CARRY ON DANCING If you wanna go country, the only country song I've ever really like was: Garth Brooks - The Thunder Rolls Man, that song would make one hell of a metal cover! |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Completely-nonmetalsongs-that rule n' kick booty!(KENNY! |
Eyesore wrote: Aleksie@metalreviews.com wrote: Quote: Ken: Savage Garden - Carry On Dancing Pffft, light, dude. Light. Take this sucker on for size: Shania Twain - That Dont Impress Me Much Light? Shania Twain isn't really that "out there." You want to hear that song? Here: CARRY ON DANCING If you wanna go country, the only country song I've ever really like was: Garth Brooks - The Thunder Rolls Man, that song would make one hell of a metal cover! True country music? Arrrr, you insolent bastard! Well, its about time some big guns were drawn. Fine, my turn, bucko...my head takes more traditional country like kryptonite, so lets take a different path... Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth! |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Completely-nonmetalsongs-that rule n' kick booty!(KENNY! |
Aleksie@metalreviews.com wrote: Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth!
You like that? Fag. This song kicks ass: Phil Collins & Philip Bailey - Easy Lover |
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| Author: | Action Jesus [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:01 am ] |
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Carnifex Umbris wrote: Drugs are bad, mm'kay?
America - Man's Road Gary Jules - Mad World (I know, I know, all the Brits here got overexposed to it, but I didn't. So there.) Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive (borderline metal, I suppose) Sublime - Date Rape Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper (borderline again) Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven (someone had to mention it) And now to top even Shania Twain: Alix Olson - Eve's Mouth Woo! Sublime rocks. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:42 am ] |
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I would love to hear a Rob Zombie cover of Jitterbug by Wham. Another kickarse non-metal song is Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:55 am ] |
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Acts I have personally seen in concert: Shania Twain A Simple Plan Duran Duran Also, Dwight Yoakam is at least 1.43 times the artist Garth Brooks is. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Completely-nonmetalsongs-that rule n' kick booty!(KENNY! |
Eyesore wrote: Aleksie@metalreviews.com wrote: Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth! You like that? Fag. This song kicks ass: Phil Collins & Philip Bailey - Easy Lover Damn straight I like that! And whawhaw00t? At least its a semi-hot chick rather than the bald ex-drummer of a progpop band! Nah, I must say that Phil Collins is well within my preferences too. Genesis also rules, both the Gabriel-prog-era and the poppier Collins days. I even largely dig the Invisible Touch-days, not to mention We Cant Dance which priduced the single funniest and greatest music video in history with I Cant Dance. I mean, even a gekko lizard is more preferable by hotties than Phil Collins!! But if you wanna whack AOR, you aint got another thing cumin! Michael Bolton - When A Man Loves A Woman |
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| Author: | Stefan [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Completely-nonmetalsongs-that rule n' kick booty!(KENNY! |
Aleksie@metalreviews.com wrote: Michael Bolton - When A Man Loves A Woman
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE, NOT MICHAEL BOLTON !!!!! :shock: :( :evil: :cry: :? :shock: i think he sings like a cow...... let's shoot him and make Michael Bolton hamburgers ! that's the best we can get out of him... :twisted: |
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| Author: | rio [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:01 am ] |
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T.I.E. wrote: i think he sings like a cow...... let's shoot him and make Michael Bolton hamburgers ! that's the best we can get out of him... :twisted:
House of Pain- Jump Around |
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| Author: | MetalStorm [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:31 am ] |
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Starship-Sara |
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| Author: | Jürgen [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:30 pm ] |
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Modern Talking, anyone? |
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| Author: | Ness [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:18 pm ] |
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Simon and Garfunkel James Taylor and the man himself Bob Dylan |
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| Author: | Goat [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:04 pm ] |
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metalNESS wrote: Simon and Garfunkel
James Taylor and the man himself Bob Dylan Bob Dylan is very metal! And I used to like M People..... |
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| Author: | Carnifex Umbris [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:25 pm ] |
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Oh, shit! I can't believe I forgot Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance. |
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