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Author:  Adveser [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:01 am ]
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I think these are marvelous. Add to it if you want.
Author:  The_Voice [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:21 pm ]
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Lame
Author:  noodles [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:31 pm ]
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These are more embarrassing than Chuck Norris jokes.
Author:  EdgeOfForever [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:58 pm ]
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Kind of gay.

As in homosexual.
Author:  Goat [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:02 pm ]
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Can we assume you were being sarcastic, Adveser? :P
Author:  DevotedWalnut [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:42 pm ]
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SPAM
Author:  Adveser [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:46 pm ]
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No, I thought they were funny, what do I care if people think they are dorky jokes.
Author:  dead1 [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:40 am ]
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Now these are funny:


"Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines"
brought to you by Bubba & Cooter:



1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Author:  Adveser [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:25 am ]
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:(
Author:  noodles [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:34 pm ]
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if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me


why did Hitler hate scientologists? He was xenuphobic

loll
Author:  stevelovesmoonspell [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:36 pm ]
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=(
Author:  Adveser [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:33 am ]
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So, a friend of mine comes to see me. We have a great time and we start drinking despite him claiming to be a little hungover still.

I said "you were drinking last night, on a Thursday?"

he says, "yeah, I got totally fucked up last night."

"Really?" I said.

"Yeah, I got so drunk last night trying to pick up women, you know, for the confidence" he says to me.

"Did you get lucky?" i responded

"I went home and blew chunks" he said

"Bad Pizza" i asked

"You don't understand" he says "Chunks is my dog"
Author:  Afro_D-Shak [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:51 am ]
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The one pick-up line that works every time:
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
Author:  Adveser [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:56 am ]
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That's a brilliant joke with a great off-timed punchline.
Author:  Wintermute [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:56 pm ]
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My favorite pick-up lines are Zapp Brannigan's from Futurama:

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

"I find that the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

Not a pick-up line, but rather advice:

"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

For good measure:

"The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

Saying/Thinking of these in Zapp's voice helps.
Author:  Goat [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:53 pm ]
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When I was younger I always felt like I was a boy trapped in a woman's body.

However, that changed when I was born.
Author:  Afro_D-Shak [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:00 pm ]
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Wintermute wrote:
My favorite pick-up lines are Zapp Brannigan's from Futurama:

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

"I find that the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

Not a pick-up line, but rather advice:

"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

For good measure:

"The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

Saying/Thinking of these in Zapp's voice helps.

I don't think I can't think of those in Zapp's voice.
Author:  Afro_D-Shak [ Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:56 am ]
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"You know what I really hate? When you're in bed with three women, and the least attractive of them rolls over and says 'Save it for me! MAN that's a drag!! But, that's my life. Bad things happen to ME."
- Jim Carrey
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