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Metallica - The Black Album
C'mon, it's poppy, simplistic, and it's over played. There is some good tunes, like Wherever I May Roam, My Friend of Misery, The God That Failed, Sad But True, but the idea that it's some kind of hallmark for Heavy Metal in general is false. If anything it spawned legions of dumbed down metal bands who lived and died by the dropped D tuning.
Metallica - Load and ReLoad
I like Hard Rock, in fact I love the shit. But these albums epitomize the absolute worst of the genre. Pedestrian songwriting, a lot of the lyrics are plain nonsense, and there's a lot of filler to be found here. They could have cut the crap and made one decent HR album, instead of two mediocre ones. There's too much garbage like Ronnie, Better Than You, Mama Said, The Memory Remains, and not enough stuff like The Outlaw Torn, Bleeding Me, and Fixxxer.
Megadeth - Countdown to Extinction
The first sign that Dave just wasn't going to let the Metallica thing go. The Remastered edition reveals a slighty heavier album than the shitty Max Norman mix, but it's really just not that good. After the strong start of the first 3 songs, the album turns into a dreadful bore, with High Speed Dirt being one of the stupidest Megadeth songs ever written. Ashes In Your Mouth is the only song I would revere as being a classic Deth song, and that's due to the fantastic deuling solo run at the end of the song. I really have no use for this album.
Emperor - In the Nightside Eclpise
I love this album, but Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk is the bands crowning acheivement. ITNE sounds a little bit trepidatious, like Ihsahn was ready for the full blown Blackened Prog hybrid sound they would later unleash, but the Black Metal scene wasn't quite ready for it.
Darkthrone - Transylvanian Hunger
It's good for what it is, but it's not that great. I can appreciate minimalism, but this in rather uninteresting minimalism. Give me A Blaze in the Northern Sky, Soulside Journey, Total Death, Plaquewielder or even the Cult is Alive over this.
Morbid Angel - Domination
Ehh, hate to say it, but this is commercial Death Metal. It's starts out decently enough, but quickly devovles into boring, and downright weak trash.
Cannibal Corpse - The entire Chris Barnes era
Corpesgrinder is a better vocalist, the band is much tighter now, the music is faster, Mazurickawitz is a better lyricst than Barnes, etc. etc. The band is just overall better know, and they are producing some truly memorable material now.
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Anthrax - the Sound of White Noise
One of the best albums in the entire Anthrax catalogue. John Bush was in top form on this album, you still had Spitz's odd solos, and the band was very tight on this release. It's heavy as fuck yet catchy at the same time. The lyrics are tought provoking, and the running theme of Fuck Poseurs makes this one a real winner. It's anthemic, it's ful of venom, and it blows the Persistence of Time away. This is serious Anthrax done the right way, and This is Not an Exit is one of the best songs Anthrax ever wrote.
Emperor - IX Equilibrium
A lot of people don't care for this one, and I can't see why. There is a lot of layers to the music, it's still well within the Black Metal realm, and it's not as wanky and self important as Prometheus. It's also a little more gronded than Anthems to the Welkin. The Warriors of Modern Death is one of the best Heavy Metal songs ever.
Venom - Cast in Stone
This is the album that proved all of the peole who said Venom can't play wrong, and kicked them in the teeth to boot. It takes all of the best elements of the entire preceeding Venom catalogue and puts it together in a crushingly heavy and concise package. It's also one of the best lyrical efforts from Cronos, with songs that actually have meaning as opposed to the over the top Hail Satan cheese the band had become known for.
Slayer - Show No Mercy
NWOBHM inspired speed metal goodness from the Slayer camp before they became over-serious and inconsistent. This album has riff after riff of molten lava, and the band was embracing the cheese factor of the early 80's. Die by the Sword, the Antichrist, Crionics, every song here is just flat out awesome. This album is 20 times better than Reign in Blood, and a hell of a lot more fun. Tom Araya also never sounded as good as he did here.
Black Sabbath - Dehumanizer
The forgotten Dio Black Sabbath album. I don't see why eithier. the material is just as good as Heaven and Hell and the Mob Rules, and has better production than both of those albums. It's not instantly memorable like the Mob Rules, but after a few spins you start humming the songs. Time Machine is kind of goofy, but stuff like Letters From Earth, Sins of the Father, I, Master of Insanity are all worthy additions to the Black Sabbath catalogue.
Satyricon - Rebel Extravaganza
This album blows my mind everytime I listen to it. A very experimental album that feature odd song structures and a bottom end that is written towards Frost's strenghts. In fact, Frost is one of the reasons why this album is so good. Satyr finally let him just cut loose on this one, and arranged the songs around him. I've never heard another album quite like it. A lot of people got turned off because the single, A Moment of Clarity is a rather simplistic song that would have fit better on Volcano or even better on Now, Diabolical. The rest of the album is miles ahead of that song, and if you don't like shit like Prime Evil Renassaince, Havok Vulture, Supersonic Journey, and the Scorn Torrent, there's soemthing wrong with you.
Judas Priest - Rocka Rolla
Sure it's not the Priest that we all came to know and love, but this is a solid Hard Rock record. This is the Hard Rock that Metallica wishes they could pull off. Winter, Deep Freeze, and Winter Retreat is a haunting trilogy of songs, they are pretty much the blueprint for the following Sad Wings album, and hold up really well with the rest of the JP catalogue. One For the Road, the title track, Cheater, and Run of the Mill are all classic Hard Rock at it's finest. I love that late 70's sound, and this album is a testament as to why that was such an important time in Hard Rock/Heavy Metal history.
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