Metal Reviews

The second I saw your name by the thread, I knew your post would be something like this.

Shit. My perversion's getting predictable. Better find new ways.

You need to see Alexander.

Unfortunatley you run the risk of seeing Colin Farrell's bawsack in the exact same scene (I missed it, my friend went into horrific convulsions and told me after the film what had happened).

Lolz. No thanks than, it would haunt my dreams.

Speaking of young Colin, anyone brave enough to watch that sextape of his?

Is Rosario in it?

Or is it a guy? :shock:

Never.

Never.

I daren't think any more about it, in case my head explodes from sheer revulsion.

She was defintately the only watchable five minutes of the entire seven hour saga of crap that was Alexander. Worst movie ever.

It's terrible! All he does is say the dumbest shit you could ever imagine! "Oi, yourda fockin' byootiful!" or "This'll be the best focking porno in the fockin' histady of fockin' pornos!" It's laughable.

The guy's a fucking idiot. He adds absolutely NOTHING to any film I've seen him in. Shoulda stuck to Ballykissangel!

Lies!

He was good in The New World. Terrible in Phone Booth. He's hit or miss. He should stick to acting, though, homemade porn isn't for him. He looks like he came right from the Romper Stomper shoot, or some Nazi movie. Haha...and he's bangin' a black chick.

No way you actually liked it? They should have just stuck with the Braveheart/Gladiator formula and it would have been fine, but nooooo instead we get a prequel to Brokeback Mountain.

I thought Farrel was great in Phonebooth, while I didn't care for the film overall I didn't doubt his character for a minute. I guess he did some Vietnam move called Tigerland which is supposed to be good, anyone seen it?

There's not much to it. Very, very generic.

Huh, generic in what sense? Is it like Full Metal Jacket or something? In that case I would probably like to see it.

In Phonebooth his acting sucked! His emotional acting was on par with Ben Affleck.

Yea well, what do you know anyway? Go watch The English Patient or something.

It just takes a bunch of cliches from other war movies, all very familiar and dull. And not edgy or gritty at all, from what I remember.