Metal Reviews

Lars

Sharon/Ozzy are pretty close. would you have given us only Sharon she would have won easily :roll:

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Baptiste Trotignon "Solo II"

Phil Anselmo. I read his first interview in a year in Revolver (i was desperate for a magazine) and he talked total shit about how he is a god in the metal scene or something. i cant even be fucked to look it up in the magazine thats how much oof a dick he is. i dont even think hes a vert talented vocalist.

I would torture and kill Sharon Osbourne, given the chance.

Due to the lack of a Dani "I really want to be Marilyn Manson but I'm not weird enough or tall enough" Filth option, I'll go for Sharon. Although she's not really irritating, the little shites from Trivium annoy me more. Or Avenged Sevenfold...

I'll vote for Jon "America's youth doens't appreciate our tyrannical history, GRRR! Warmonger!" Schaffer.

Please, stop making shit like the Glorious Burden album and go back to your Spirit of 76 Collectalbes store full time.

Ozzy&Sharon are equally as annoying as Lars to me BUT Sharon had commited blasphemy by dissing Maiden..for that she has to pay! :evil:

imo, attacking your own fans like Lars did is even worse...

and, after all, maybe Sharon was right about Iron Maiden....

:shock: Tais-toi! :shock:

d'abord, petit belge malingre et pathétique, je me tairais si je veux ! :twisted:

what you want is out of the question! marginale fransoos :roll:

Parlay voo frawnsay?

Lar$. He bugs the shit out of me.

Indeed.

Eyesore, I don't mind people who are blunt and honest with their opinions. What I do mind, however, are people that are constantly bragging left and right about things like how they survived when they were kicked out of their houses and living on the streets, as well as people who are quick to say that if you don't like the same things they like (ie. American History), you're automatically an uncultured swine. Jon Schaffer does both of those things and really puts them into overdrive. Even Tim Owens complains about him sometimes.

I think Ozzy's "The Osbournes" fanbase is the most insanely frustrating ensemble of jerks I've ever met. Well, all 3 of the one's I've met. Jesus, the conversation always was the same. It started out with, "Damn, Ozzy is so cool. His show fucking rules." I'd call Ozzy a drugged out moron, and they'd be all, "Dude! You know NOTHING ABOUT METAL."
"Really? And you do? Name two metal bands besides Black Sabbath."
"Who's Black Sabbath? I'm talking about Ozzy!"
"... ...Okay, tell me what makes Ozzy so great, then."
"Ironman is a song which has withstood the TEST OF TIME! No song is better."
"Uhm... There's been better in Osbourne's career. I can tell you that right now."
"No way, man. NO FUCKING WAY! In fact, I'll prove it. Tell me what they are, and I'll DL them, just to prove you wrong."

Just like that. Just fucking like that.

According to the Glorious Burden review on this site:

I agree. Keep that overly patriotic/nearly political bullshit out of it metal. But I dislike him most for slamming Barlow, I don't give a damn about Iced Earth anymore.

HAHA! What the hell? I just have to laugh at people like that.

Oh man its so true it hurts. Except sometimes they don't even know Iron Man.

I was close to choosing Lars, but he hasnt done anything serious enough for me to pick him over the atrocity done by that bitch Sharon Osborne, with the Maiden gig. That is UNFORGIVEABLE.

Lars just whinges and whines and complains, but he's been like that for years.

If you control and love your own band like Jon does, its normal to carry on like he does sometimes. All the heart and soul, blood/sweat/tears, etc, that he puts into the band, it would be understandable for him to go off half cocked from time to time.

With Phil, i think he is too fucked up in the head to work out what the deal is with him. Heard him many times on radio interviews where he said some alwful shit, controversal shit, but he is also a funny bastard who just says what he feels.

I'll vote Lars, but I was really tempted to vote for Phil. Superjoint happened to be at a show I went to a couple years ago. Between songs, Phil would rant, something similar to this:

"This motherfuckin fuckin song is for the fuckin troops fightin for our fuckin freedom over in fuckin motherfuckin Iraq! Put your fuckin hands together for the fuckin troops motherfuckers! We're fuckin Superjoint motherfuckin Ritual and we're here to fuckin play some fukkin metal for ya!!"

Also, if this award was for the most miserable piece of shit ever birthed, Sharon would have my vote without hesitation.