Metal Reviews

You've just never come under intense vagina fire.

I lost a whole division to it back in the '63.

*sob* *sob*

I feel like my contribution would be minimal but I'd play the game.

Great! We have some contributors!

I don't know how much effort you're putting into this thread, ebd, but if you want to throw it out there, I think it'll take off. I just really love me some Reverend Bizarre and Ahab. Am I doing it right?

Both seem to appeal to large groups within the underground, which is really great for exposing people to more obscure bands in one of the most obscure genres. Certainly Reverend Bizarre's presence is missed now, though at least they were extremely prolific. Personally, I enjoy both bands but wouldn't call myself a fanatic of either, though I'd be curious to hear what fanatics would have to say about Ahab's recent "The Giant" album.

pull the trigger and make the thread. its your baby. but i like the giant. i would compare it to decap's monolith insofar as its creatively a push. im only super familiar with call of the wretched sea and the giant is a nice push towards something new and interesting.

I would review all the mainstream/semi-mainstream metal bands that nobody has touched. Once that list is exhausted, then I do bands that nobody knows.

What are you waiting for?