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 Post subject: Band Name Generator
PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:52 pm 
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http://www.bandnamemaker.com

Post what good ones you come up with. One particularly like was "Jupiter Manifest". You usually have to try a few times to get anything good.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:08 pm 
Bombastic Plastic


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:30 pm 
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Crimson Revenge

Fuck yeah, I got a good one on my first try.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:41 pm 
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I'm so totally naming my band....:

Cheese Of The Monkey Code
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Mega Cow And The Goofy Pickle
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Bipolar Bottle Of The Deficient Butt


I don't know what the fuck it means but nobody else does either...


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Death Cat Of The Diabolical Creek
Smokin' Penis
Moaning Colon Of The Secular Candle
Celine Dion Of The Satanic
Glorious Powerade And The Resistance
Slow Grandma
Fat Nun
Prowling Ryan Of The Sexy Turkey


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:34 pm 
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Bumping Batman
Fuckface Protocol And The Assumption (with me starring as Fuckface Protocol, of course)
Cigarsmoke Rage
Indentured Servitude Supermarket
Turdburglar Temple
Beefcurtain Drug Of The Habitual Fission


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Step-sister Of The Satanic Winter

wtf?


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:29 am 
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Fuck Grunt
Punching Betty
Panic Army And The Carrot
Moist Death


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:40 am 
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Goat Nipple
Bovine Jew Of The Flushing Crocodile
Lucid Mutant And The Natural Cranium
Cripple Tension And The Comrade Tornado
Moaning Jew And The Purple Abduction
Priestly Of The Stereo Prophet
Giraffe Of The Trivium Guilt
Jew Of The Intense Balls
Prostitution Bang
Ken Of The Septum
Napalm Nose
Cannibal Absence Of The Homo Ghost
Dinosaur Of The Fat Bastard Kiwi
Double Fingering Wistfully Of The Majestic Outside
Demon King Of Surrey Engine Of The Jaded Funk


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:49 am 
* Satan Counselor
* Raw Satan And The Mars
* Satan Mind
* Lonely Satan
* Satan Arson
* Satan Civilian Of The Gaseous Doll
* Satan Tone
* Satan Life
* Soulful Satan
* Satan Peace


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Flabby Anal


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:37 am 
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These are so damn stupid they're hilarious...I had to stop reading to keep from laughing with my bro reading his book next to me.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:36 am 
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Fuck Grunt


That's actually a good one.

I'm going to form a band called Necrowinter.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:28 pm 
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Death Barcode And The Ninth Doom . WTF is that supposed to mean? :blink:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:30 pm 
* Creamy Kathaarian Of The Demonic Code
* Kathaarian Fear
* Kathaarian Issue
* Kathaarian Potion
* Kathaarian Weed
* Kathaarian Children
* Hairy Kathaarian
* Kathaarian Explosion
* Kathaarian Lingering
* Kathaarian Nemesis


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:56 pm 
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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
* Creamy Kathaarian Of The Demonic Code
* Kathaarian Fear
* Kathaarian Issue
* Kathaarian Potion
* Kathaarian Weed
* Kathaarian Children
* Hairy Kathaarian
* Kathaarian Explosion
* Kathaarian Lingering
* Kathaarian Nemesis


I see what you did there and double you

* Slayer Of Kings Of The Barbed Elation
* Slayer Of Kings God
* Eloquent Slayer Of Kings
* Psychotic Slayer Of Kings Of The Silent Muscle
* Stoned Slayer Of Kings
* Slayer Of Kings Violin
* Slayer Of Kings Acid
* Agony Of The Slayer Of Kings Blame
* Slayer Of Kings Enterprise
* Slayer Of Kings Flesh
* Slayer Of Kings Of The Boyfriend
* Slayer Of Kings Foot
* New Slayer Of Kings
* Slayer Of Kings Teeth
* Slayer Of Kings Void
* Slayer Of Kings Stereo
* Ancient Slayer Of Kings
* Slayer Of Kings Herb
* Extreme Slayer Of Kings
* Slayer Of Kings Powder


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:33 pm 
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This is awesome...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:04 am 
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lol, awesome

Blazed Dragon
Steel Avenger

i could keep going with this for hours


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:21 am 
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Jürgen wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Fuck Grunt


That's actually a good one.


Hah, it sounds like some Pornogrind band.


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