Metal Reviews

Hahahaha! You sonofabitch. No. Hahaha.

Bit hard to tell, you being the ladies' man that you are. It'd be a good shidduch, anycase.

Shidduch? What's that mean? I haven't touched a women since April '05, hardly the ladies man.

A Jewish arranged marriage. Bit complicated, but it's not compulsary for either party. More of a way of checking compatibility, etc, without all that naughty sex stuff.

Whatever you say, but you're the only person I've ever seen on here claiming to have taken (or got partway through taking) two girls at once.

Right, but I also said it was more comedy than anything else. We were all quite drunk, you see. And plus, I only mentioned that so you'd understand what that song was about. You read the story, but didn't listen to the song.

Listening to "Enemy" now...

lol Eyesore sounds like Eminem!!!!!!! rotfl!

Waiting To Die: Like Beastie Boys. I must say, for rap it's pretty good. For rap.

On "Enemy" I sound like Eminem? Maybe on "Waiting To Die," but not "Enemy."

And remember, I never did these with the intention of doing anything further than just "doing them." You know? I have a halloween song called "Halloweeny," it's hilariously stupid! I rap it like a retarded serial killer.

I liked the stories behind your songs

Hey, that Enemy songs was pretty good! I liked almost everything about it, well done for a rap song! It could easily be played on radio The only remark would be that I would have liked the chorus to have more punch. Now it kinda flows together after the verse until one even realizes it... though it does end with a punch, but I would have liked more of that "gmph" on the whole chorus. But the song's very good as it is...

Other songs I just round out with: okay, meh I mean they weren't bad but the sound quality suxored so, meh. The material seemed okay though.

In your myspace site (which has a really big obnoxious pic of you that disturbed me throughout my whole listening session) it list this fellow Mike E. Clark as the music composer for Enemy, who's he and whatnot? And what was that I Remember song then? There was no explanation about it...

Oh, and I don't think you sounded like Eminem ...well maybe a bit on I Remember, but that song sounded more like the Beastie Bois (sic).

And I wants to hear that Selling The Infection song too! Have you layeth any vocals on it yet!

Hey, thanks for listening to them! "Enemy" was a one-time thing, I captured a moment and I think that’s how it will stay. I’m not angry anymore so I don’t think I could ever redo it, you know? I just think it’s cool for a rap-like song.

The MOPP 4 songs are just like one-take demos, it never turned into what it was supposed to turn into. I think they could be good punk tunes given the proper treatment. I just put "I Remember" up there and took down "Waiting To Die," that’s the song I could see someone saying I sounded like Eminem on. "I Remember" is the only semi-serious song I did for the MOPP 4 project, the rest of the songs were all about good times and partying, but that one I wrote about good times, but also about how after we all left Korea most of the people there changed, some started talking shit and whatnot and I found it funny because these were people that were there cheating on their wives and shit, betraying their children, and they leave Korea and start acting like other people were doing the bad things, you know? Like the Christians became Christians again, so now they’re better than you again. That’s what that song was about, it’s unfinished though. There’s another verse, a solo and a longer chorus, but I never recorded it. Maybe someday.

As for that picture…hahaha. I think it’s funny. And I haven’t set up my recording stuff yet since I moved. The Selling The Infection stuff is first on my To Record list.

I was rummaging through my old tapes tonight just listening to shit and laughing at some of the music I saved. I came across this song from 1991, which I kind of remember doing, but not really, so it was pretty funny hearing it again. We had a little band called Born Like This. We basically just recorded nonsense and gave it to our friends, we had one song called "The Fatty Fatty Mollock Song" and it became a high school anthem. It was hilarious because it made no sense and everyone would sing it at lunch from time to time. Hahaha.

Anyway, this song pretty much sucks, but I think it's kind of funny. Keep in mind I was like 16 years old when I recorded it.

BORN LIKE THIS - COOKIES (1992 Demo)

Enjoy?

I'd better not go any further...

Hahahaha! Come on, you know that was funny! I love how to drum track and the guitars are off-time and shit. Haha. I sucked back then. Still, funny shit.

It's always cool to save what you record, I still have the 17-minute jam myself and two friends recorded when I was 15 years old. At the time I had just gotten my guitar and couldn't play shit! But we still recorded ourselves acting like retards. The "songs" are hilariously bad, but funny for me to go back and listen to, especially considering I sound like a girl.

Get you some Cookies before it's gone, yo! Thrash metal at its finest! :roll: