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 Post subject: The "Screw The Crue" Campaign.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:24 pm 
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Recently, a Bon Jovi review appeared on this hallowed site. This was wrong, in every shape and form imaginable. Looking into the future with my magical powers, I see that washed-up drug addicts Motley Crue are planning to make a new album. Please, MR, don't review it. Let them go back to dying of spinal illnesses or running over members of Hanoi Rocks, anything, in fact, than make a new album.

Come on, deny the fools the oxygen of publicity.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:41 pm 
Bon Jovi is still an artist with integrity, though. I see nothing wrong with the Bon Jovi review. Here's the Motley Crue review from my crystal ball: SHIT!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:16 pm 
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LMAO oh man don't get me started on the Crue.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:26 pm 
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LMAO oh man don't get me started on the Crue.

Come on! Get started! Unless, of course, you just don't want to type. :D


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Eyesore wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
LMAO oh man don't get me started on the Crue.

Come on! Get started! Unless, of course, you just don't want to type. :D


LOL I have to go to work now but when I get back I'll join in on the Crue Sucks Campaign here :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:59 pm 
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why does any think MR would review MC? i mean, they suck :twisted:


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Fingon wrote:
why does any think MR would review MC? i mean, they suck :twisted:


Who do, MR or MC? :P


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Agreed with what ZAD said.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:05 pm 
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MR ofcourse :roll:

MOTLEY CRUE SUCKS


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It's important to review crappy music. You never know, someone might be thinking of getting the next Motley Crue, and it's up to MR to tell them not to.


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If Bon Jovi sucks so much,why the is review getting so many replies?,now, as much as i hate Bon Jovi,people of this site seems at least, interested in Bon Jovi reviews.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:23 am 
The_Voice wrote:
If Bon Jovi sucks so much,why the is review getting so many replies?,now, as much as i hate Bon Jovi,people of this site seems at least, interested in Bon Jovi reviews.

General concensus would indicate that a good amount of people on this site actually like Bon Jovi.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:26 am 
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Motley Crue were actually decent on their first two albums. There's no need to review anything they did after that, though.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:15 am 
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Motley Crue were actually decent on their first two albums. There's no need to review anything they did after that, though.

Here's how I'd rate the studio albums:

Too Fast For Love: 89/100
Shout At The Devil: 95/100
Theatre Of Pain: 85/100
Girls, Girls, Girls: 50/100
Dr. Feelgood: 80/100
Motley Crue: 70/100
Generation Swine: 30/100
New Tattoo: 35/100


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:23 am 
Eyesore wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Motley Crue were actually decent on their first two albums. There's no need to review anything they did after that, though.

Here's how I'd rate the studio albums:

Too Fast For Love: 89/100
Shout At The Devil: 95/100
Theatre Of Pain: 85/100
Girls, Girls, Girls: 50/100
Dr. Feelgood: 80/100
Motley Crue: 70/100
Generation Swine: 30/100
New Tattoo: 35/100


here's mine :
Too Fast For Love: 80/100
Shout At The Devil: 85/100
Theatre Of Pain: 60/100
Girls, Girls, Girls: 45/100
Dr. Feelgood: 85/100
Motley Crue: 65/100
Generation Swine: 50/100
New Tattoo: 25/100

the Crüe was good on their 1rst & 2nd album and Feelgood only... I don't think they can be back into top form but, who nows ?, miracles can happen... :roll:

this all screw the Crüe idea is bullshit imo :evil:


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Who cares? They reviewed KoRn as well, and a lot more...


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:45 am 
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My point is that a review of nearly anything else would be preferable. Does anyone really give a shit about their latest adventures? No. So why review it?

Even if the team dug into their own collection and got something that hadn't been reviewed, whatever genre, it would be far better than a Crue review.

Come on, guys. Screw the Crue! :twisted:


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:12 pm 
I really like Theatre Of Pain! Great album.


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My take on the Crue and remember this is my opinion so don't get offended if you like the band.

I think MC is highly overrated.You have musicians that don't have talent with the exception of Mick Mars who is being wasted on this band.If you have ever heard Mick play blues rock then you can tell this guy is multi talented but he is being forced to play boring riffs a waste of talent for sure.

You have Vince Neil who is one of the most overrated vocalist next to Bret Michaels.I can't stand Vince's voice at all.No range whatsoever.

You have Nikki Sixx who is the worst bassist around again overrated geez Nikki take some damn bass lessons will you.

Then you have Tommy Lee who's only claim to fame is that he was (or still is can't even keep up)Pamela Anderson.The guy can't play drums worth of shit wonder if he took lessons from Lars.

And I alread mentioned Mick Mars.Again a waste of a good guitarist.It's not fair that some peopl label him as a bad guitarist but in essence he is really a good guitarist it's just he's being wasted on a bunch of no talented guys.

The reason MC is popular is because of their anti-authority attitude.Women like them because they are bad boys with a chip on their shoulders.All they are good for is fucking every groupie that they can and causing all sorts of trouble.

And remember that Vince was the one that killed that Hanoi Rocks drummer the guy should have rotted in jail.

This is my opinion of the band.If you like their music cool but me I don't.They're overrated big time IMHO.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:28 pm 
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...I think MC is highly overrated.You have musicians that don't have talent with the exception of Mick Mars who is being wasted on this band...


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thx man, that was the best joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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