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Author:  Lucifer's Son [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Forum rules

Was it really necessary?

I don't mean to be bitchy but I'm getting tired of new silly rules (first the animated avatars thingy - which are part of the internet fun imho - then the "obey the mods" bullsh*t) and of old obvious rules (racism, homophobia, illegal links, etc.).

Just wondering what the forumites think of that.

Author:  Goat [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:12 pm ]
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Of course it was. Every forum needs to have the rules clearly set out, something MR lacked until I did it. I know you'd prefer it to be a sea of octopus porn, but alas things were not meant to be.

And they're not at all obvious, as you yourself have proven in the past.

Author:  Adam [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:38 pm ]
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I assume this is you lashing out under the veil of standing up for the rights of forum posters because your flamebait avatar was "censored". I have a proposal, for you and anyone else that thinks this forum has too many rules and is over-moderated. Its quite simple really, if you don't like it, LEAVE. This poll is essentially meaningless, since even if there are there are 100 votes against the current rules and none for it, nothing will change.

You have no rights, you are free to make suggestions, but MR is under absolutely no obligation to follow them. You don't pay anything into this site, and the continuation of this site is completely unreliant on the existence of this forum. In fact, dropping the forum altogether has been discussed in the past, and its mostly due to people like Zad, Mintrude, and myself being willing to monitor it that the plug hasn't been pulled already. I'm not looking for gratitude, but just give the constant complaining a rest will you?

Author:  Lucifer's Son [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:32 pm ]
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Adam wrote:
if you don't like it, LEAVE.

I don't like your tone Adam. Who do you think you are?
But, okay, since you take my post that way (it wasn't intended to start a flamewar by the way), I'll leave.

Author:  Goat [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:01 pm ]
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:rolleyes:

You forum people have been really annoying me lately, so much that I've had to go back and edit a lot of my posts to remove all the swearing. It seems that every so often we have to have someone making a complaint about how overbearing and horrendously behaved the MR team supposedly are when it comes to the forum. Of course, like Adam points out here and like I did back in the day, all you people do is post here. You don't support the site, either financially or through writing for it, like we do, and so you only have a limited say in matters. Those rules were worked out and discussed extensively by Adam, myself and Minty, and we're pretty damn proud of them. They set limits, but don't infringe at all on your essential rights and liberties. They are designed, like the American Constitution, to work for you rather than against you, and making whiny bitch comments about how no thread should be locked (or this nonsense that the rules should be invisible, unspoken tenets that all forumites know instinctively, like refilling the kettle if you empty it and not shitting in the boss' drawer) is just ungrateful.

Like Adam says, we damn well fought for this forum. Back in the day, I sent more than a couple of emails to Mike arguing forcefully against the closure of the forum permanently, and being told - by fellow moderators, no less! - that it's lame to lock threads in Helheim is just a slap in the face, plain disrespect. Why on earth should Helheim be allowed to descend into some nameless pit where you are all free to post naked girls with sink plungers on their faces to your heart's content? Helheim already threatens to overwhelm the woefully under-used genre forums, and if we allowed it to become the physical embodiment of 4chan then I'd push for its annihiliation myself.

Lucifer's Son, you are being fucking ridiculous if you leave. I asked you back myself after your last departure, not because I wanted a source of bitching nonsense but due to your musical knowledge. If you've just been waiting for the first opportunity to attack, then it doesn't say much for you... no-one is asking you to leave, far from it. All Adam is saying is, give the nonsense a rest. We make Stephen Fry look like Richard Littlejohn in our Moderation of this forum, and if you don't appreciate it then we're not to blame, since we have bent over backwards to accommodate this little Medieval community of whining wretches. You want us to crack down and give you something to genuinely complain about? Of course not, so stop being a silly blighter and concentrate on making the MR forum more than the misshapen, infected appendix to the main site that it's in serious danger of becoming.

Author:  Adam [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:01 pm ]
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Lucifer's Son wrote:
Adam wrote:
if you don't like it, LEAVE.

I don't like your tone Adam. Who do you think you are?
But, okay, since you take my post that way (it wasn't intended to start a flamewar by the way), I'll leave.


I'm simply saying if you spend 90% of your time on this forum complaining about how oppressive the rules are, how much the mods suck, and so on, then go. Why would you want to stick around a place that obviously makes you miserable? Funny how you never "intend" to start flamewars, yet they follow you everywhere. An old saying about smoke and fire comes to mind.

Author:  cry of the banshee [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:20 pm ]
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Posting the forum rules is a good thing, IMHO; that way there are no misunderstandings, and no excuses for bad behavior.

I fail to see what the problem is here.

Author:  noodles [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:24 pm ]
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Don't care.

Author:  Thomas [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:50 pm ]
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Goodness gracious, Stefan? Aren't you a grown man? You're acting like a fucking 3-year old. Get your act together, if you really want to stand up and argue against the rules with valid points, then just fucking do it and stop acting like a spoiled brat.

Every forum should have rules, if not, everything would descend into absolute chaos and the forum wouldn't exist for very much longer. The moderation is minimal, and it wouldn't bother me at all if the mods and admins got stricter.

Author:  Satan's Anus [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:32 am ]
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Goat wrote:
Of course it was. Every forum needs to have the rules clearly set out, something MR lacked until I did it. I know you'd prefer it to be a sea of octopus porn, but alas things were not meant to be.

And they're not at all obvious, as you yourself have proven in the past.

Weren't the old rules done by moi? I believe so. In that case, they kicked ass.

And is it just me, or is Zad the new Eyesore or what? :lol:

Author:  DevotedWalnut [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:55 am ]
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Goat wrote:
:rolleyes:

You forum people have been really annoying me lately, so much that I've had to go back and edit a lot of my posts to remove all the swearing. It seems that every so often we have to have someone making a complaint about how overbearing and horrendously behaved the MR team supposedly are when it comes to the forum. Of course, like Adam points out here and like I did back in the day, all you people do is post here. You don't support the site, either financially or through writing for it, like we do, and so you only have a limited say in matters. Those rules were worked out and discussed extensively by Adam, myself and Minty, and we're pretty damn proud of them. They set limits, but don't infringe at all on your essential rights and liberties. They are designed, like the American Constitution, to work for you rather than against you, and making whiny bitch comments about how no thread should be locked (or this nonsense that the rules should be invisible, unspoken tenets that all forumites know instinctively, like refilling the kettle if you empty it and not shitting in the boss' drawer) is just ungrateful.

Like Adam says, we damn well fought for this forum. Back in the day, I sent more than a couple of emails to Mike arguing forcefully against the closure of the forum permanently, and being told - by fellow moderators, no less! - that it's lame to lock threads in Helheim is just a slap in the face, plain disrespect. Why on earth should Helheim be allowed to descend into some nameless pit where you are all free to post naked girls with sink plungers on their faces to your heart's content? Helheim already threatens to overwhelm the woefully under-used genre forums, and if we allowed it to become the physical embodiment of 4chan then I'd push for its annihiliation myself.

Lucifer's Son, you are being fucking ridiculous if you leave. I asked you back myself after your last departure, not because I wanted a source of bitching nonsense but due to your musical knowledge. If you've just been waiting for the first opportunity to attack, then it doesn't say much for you... no-one is asking you to leave, far from it. All Adam is saying is, give the nonsense a rest. We make Stephen Fry look like Richard Littlejohn in our Moderation of this forum, and if you don't appreciate it then we're not to blame, since we have bent over backwards to accommodate this little Medieval community of whining wretches. You want us to crack down and give you something to genuinely complain about? Of course not, so stop being a silly blighter and concentrate on making the MR forum more than the misshapen, infected appendix to the main site that it's in serious danger of becoming.


Bitch!

Author:  ganeshaRules [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:23 am ]
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Satan's Anus wrote:
And is it just me, or is Zad the new Eyesore or what? :lol:


:lol: ... but true

Author:  Goat [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:42 am ]
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Satan's Anus wrote:
Goat wrote:
Of course it was. Every forum needs to have the rules clearly set out, something MR lacked until I did it. I know you'd prefer it to be a sea of octopus porn, but alas things were not meant to be.

And they're not at all obvious, as you yourself have proven in the past.

Weren't the old rules done by moi? I believe so. In that case, they kicked ass.

And is it just me, or is Zad the new Eyesore or what? :lol:


Didn't you have a sticky in Helheim about them? I think it was lost to time, we certainly had to rewrite these.

And yes, burn my ears, crown me in a triangular hat, seat me astride a three-legged donkey and cover my feet with cowshit, I am become El Eyesorio, most hated ov thee forum. I am mud, my name is a cautionary tale to children and even the crows will refuse to pluck my maggot-infested eyeballs from my cold dead head when I am finally lynched and my twisted corpse thrown upon the midden.

Author:  Ness [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:00 pm ]
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Goat wrote:

...and being told - by fellow moderators, no less! - that it's lame to lock threads in Helheim is just a slap in the face, plain disrespect.


Come on, lighten up man.

Author:  Dead Machine [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:21 pm ]
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Goat wrote:
Satan's Anus wrote:
Goat wrote:
Of course it was. Every forum needs to have the rules clearly set out, something MR lacked until I did it. I know you'd prefer it to be a sea of octopus porn, but alas things were not meant to be.

And they're not at all obvious, as you yourself have proven in the past.

Weren't the old rules done by moi? I believe so. In that case, they kicked ass.

And is it just me, or is Zad the new Eyesore or what? :lol:


Didn't you have a sticky in Helheim about them? I think it was lost to time, we certainly had to rewrite these.

And yes, burn my ears, crown me in a triangular hat, seat me astride a three-legged donkey and cover my feet with cowshit, I am become El Eyesorio, most hated ov thee forum. I am mud, my name is a cautionary tale to children and even the crows will refuse to pluck my maggot-infested eyeballs from my cold dead head when I am finally lynched and my twisted corpse thrown upon the midden.


what is a 'midden?'

Author:  Goat [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:28 pm ]
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The internet. Do you has it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midden

Author:  Cara [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:11 pm ]
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If a few rules on an internet forum (rules that can be easily followed) are your biggest problems right now, you really need to get a life.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:40 pm ]
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Cara wrote:
If a few rules on an internet forum (rules that can be easily followed) are your biggest problems right now, you really need to get a life.


But that means going outside and making friends! Crazy woman.

Author:  Goat [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:01 pm ]
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Goat wrote:
And yes, burn my ears, crown me in a triangular hat, seat me astride a three-legged donkey and cover my feet with cowshit, I am become El Eyesorio, most hated ov thee forum. I am mud, my name is a cautionary tale to children and even the crows will refuse to pluck my maggot-infested eyeballs from my cold dead head when I am finally lynched and my twisted corpse thrown upon the midden.


The correct response to this is 'no Zad, you're great and we love you!' But no, bastards you all are. :sad:

Author:  ganeshaRules [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:30 pm ]
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Goat wrote:
Goat wrote:
And yes, burn my ears, crown me in a triangular hat, seat me astride a three-legged donkey and cover my feet with cowshit, I am become El Eyesorio, most hated ov thee forum. I am mud, my name is a cautionary tale to children and even the crows will refuse to pluck my maggot-infested eyeballs from my cold dead head when I am finally lynched and my twisted corpse thrown upon the midden.


The correct response to this is 'no Zad, you're great and we love you!' But no, bastards you all are. :sad:


Shut up, Eyesore.

I'm a bastard, it's very metal.

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