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metalNESS wrote:
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Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.


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metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


How about the bongo drums instead?


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metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


How about the bongo drums instead?


I hate you, we'll never get a top 40 single this way...OK then.


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


How about the bongo drums instead?


I hate you, we'll never get a top 40 single this way...OK then.


Its cool, I'm a master at the spoons... We'll be the world's band since N'Sync broke up!


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Brahm_K wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


How about the bongo drums instead?


I hate you, we'll never get a top 40 single this way...OK then.


Its cool, I'm a master at the spoons... We'll be the world's band since N'Sync broke up!


Well, I make a good galloping noise with my hands and knees. Now all we need is a drummer, vocalist, bassist, keyboardist (maybe), guitarist, and someone to play the triangle and we have a band!! :D


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metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


How about the bongo drums instead?


I hate you, we'll never get a top 40 single this way...OK then.


Its cool, I'm a master at the spoons... We'll be the world's band since N'Sync broke up!


Well, I make a good galloping noise with my hands and knees. Now all we need is a drummer, vocalist, bassist, keyboardist (maybe), guitarist, and someone to play the triangle and we have a band!! :D


i drum..and since obscure soundmaking is accepted as well..i can make whale sounds with my armpits :wink:


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Fingon wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


How about the bongo drums instead?


I hate you, we'll never get a top 40 single this way...OK then.


Its cool, I'm a master at the spoons... We'll be the world's band since N'Sync broke up!


Well, I make a good galloping noise with my hands and knees. Now all we need is a drummer, vocalist, bassist, keyboardist (maybe), guitarist, and someone to play the triangle and we have a band!! :D


i drum..and since obscure soundmaking is accepted as well..i can make whale sounds with my armpits :wink:


YES!! We'll substitute that for the bass guitar. Welcome aboard.


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metalNESS wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


How about the bongo drums instead?


I hate you, we'll never get a top 40 single this way...OK then.


Its cool, I'm a master at the spoons... We'll be the world's band since N'Sync broke up!


Well, I make a good galloping noise with my hands and knees. Now all we need is a drummer, vocalist, bassist, keyboardist (maybe), guitarist, and someone to play the triangle and we have a band!! :D


i drum..and since obscure soundmaking is accepted as well..i can make whale sounds with my armpits :wink:


YES!! We'll substitute that for the bass guitar. Welcome aboard.


I just can't let this quote monster die.


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Kathaarian wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Damn it, this sucks ass. You were an excellent reviewer.


Dude, where have you been. Are we just once a week whores to you now? You've changed man!! You've changed!! You're out of the band Billy!!


It be not my fault, Jimmy! If it were up to me I'd suck you guys off everyday! But first I went away for a few days to the U.S, and then I came back, and then my internet went down the next day for a week and a half, and that about summarises my story. And, as always, I seemed to have missed a lot, you hyperactive bastards, you.


Fine!! I guess you're back in the band.



Does that mean I don't play keyboards any more???
I'll play the triangle...


How about the bongo drums instead?


I hate you, we'll never get a top 40 single this way...OK then.


Its cool, I'm a master at the spoons... We'll be the world's band since N'Sync broke up!


Well, I make a good galloping noise with my hands and knees. Now all we need is a drummer, vocalist, bassist, keyboardist (maybe), guitarist, and someone to play the triangle and we have a band!! :D


i drum..and since obscure soundmaking is accepted as well..i can make whale sounds with my armpits :wink:


YES!! We'll substitute that for the bass guitar. Welcome aboard.


I just can't let this quote monster die.


IT WON'T STOP GROWING!!!! :shock:


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Pfff... show off :roll:


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:28 am 
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Pfff... show off :roll:

It's art, man.


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Eyesore wrote:
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Pfff... show off :roll:

It's art, man.


It looks like a butterfly or something.


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ah i didnt know this happened. That explained the all fairy 'metal' being reviewed here every week. :roll:


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otakon wrote:
ah i didnt know this happened. That explained the all fairy 'metal' being reviewed here every week. :roll:

YEAH

WAR ON FALSE METAL

STOMP THE UNICORNS


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:22 pm 
otakon wrote:
ah i didnt know this happened. That explained the all fairy 'metal' being reviewed here every week. :roll:

Well, I'm sure Misha will be back next week with a Samba Reggae review or something. That should make you happy.

As for the reviews recently, too many of you want reviews by bands you know. That's evident in all the whining that goes on about why this or that album hasn't been reviewed. Why not take a chance on new bands?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:32 pm 
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Eyesore wrote:
otakon wrote:
ah i didnt know this happened. That explained the all fairy 'metal' being reviewed here every week. :roll:

Well, I'm sure Misha will be back next week with a Samba Reggae review or something. That should make you happy.

As for the reviews recently, too many of you want reviews by bands you know. That's evident in all the whining that goes on about why this or that album hasn't been reviewed. Why not take a chance on new bands?


I'm looking forward to that new Misha review!

Anyhow, why don't you check out Canopy, Crast's band? The MP3 links are given, all you have to do is download.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:50 am 
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Eyesore wrote:
Well, I'm sure Misha will be back next week with a Samba Reggae review or something. That should make you happy.

As for the reviews recently, too many of you want reviews by bands you know. That's evident in all the whining that goes on about why this or that album hasn't been reviewed. Why not take a chance on new bands?


That's not true, another big side of metal is hugely being neglected here. I'm not even talkin about old school releases.

Take metalcrypt.com for example, good reviews and cool interviews.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:25 am 
otakon wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Well, I'm sure Misha will be back next week with a Samba Reggae review or something. That should make you happy.

As for the reviews recently, too many of you want reviews by bands you know. That's evident in all the whining that goes on about why this or that album hasn't been reviewed. Why not take a chance on new bands?

That's not true, another big side of metal is hugely being neglected here. I'm not even talkin about old school releases.

Take metalcrypt.com for example, good reviews and cool interviews.

What big side of metal is being neglected here? I reviewed three bands that most of you have never heard of this week. No one even commented on any of them until I mentioned that crast was the singer in Canopy. What is hugely neglected is underground music. This site reviews PLENTY of mainstream artists, but there will never be enough mainstream artists reviewed, or classics reviewed for everyone. People will always find something missing instead of just saying, "Hey, there are 13 new reviews this week" and then check them out. Nope. People ignore them and then complain that another band wasn't reviewed.


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