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Author: | Azrael [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:11 pm ] |
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Quote: Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Smashing car windows Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said. Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said. The occupants were not home, he added. Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said. "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said. Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said. "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said. Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works. "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. LINK - http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html he threw his own dick at police!! THIS GUY IS THE FUCKING MASTER!! |
Author: | Goat [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:15 pm ] |
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![]() Wonder if the girlfriend was impressed... |
Author: | Radagast [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:16 pm ] |
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There's nothing shows contempt like a flying sex organ. |
Author: | Eternal Idol [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:20 pm ] |
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Wow! Amazing. The things people will do.... |
Author: | Anonymous [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:20 pm ] |
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This thing of cutting of the penis is nothing new, I am currently soaking up some rays in Phuket in Thailand they say that every 2 women used to be a man but have gone under the chop chop.......Lucky I brought my girlfriend along for those long hot nights. |
Author: | Orion [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:31 pm ] |
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What a dumbass. What exactly did he think throwing his penis was going to do? |
Author: | Azrael [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:34 pm ] |
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shut up man, like i said, this guy is the fucking MASTER!! flying guitars: i was there... ask them to take you to the gogo bars area. i've never seen so many "women" before. sex-change operations are cheaper there, so women wannabes flock there, or someting. |
Author: | Astaroth [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:49 pm ] |
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he's one tough motherfucker :shock: |
Author: | Goat [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:56 pm ] |
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More funny news: Blood Spilled Over Man's Perfect Lawn The 911 call... |
Author: | Kathaarian [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:36 pm ] |
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Ewwww. |
Author: | Carnifex Umbris [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:41 pm ] |
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I am extremely amused. Was he on drugs or something, so that the pain would be deadened? |
Author: | lizardtail [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:42 pm ] |
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He tossed his cock! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm with Azrael here, that sort of insane resistance is exactly the sort of thing that makes me smile. Jakub Fik = awesome |
Author: | MetalStorm [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:09 pm ] |
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The penis mighter then the sword ![]() |
Author: | Fingon [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:12 pm ] |
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genital tossing is just wrong |
Author: | Goat [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:20 pm ] |
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Which is more scary, the fact that he cut his own penis off, or that he then threw it at policemen? |
Author: | Fingon [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:39 pm ] |
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you can't say there wasn't a bit wisdom in his action: the cops couldn't hit him anywhere where it really hurts anymore ![]() |
Author: | Eternal Idol [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:41 pm ] |
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This reminds me of "I Spit On Your Grave(aka Day of the Woman)". The part where she has the Gas Station Attendant in the bathroom. Man was that brutal. |
Author: | Emmerder [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:43 am ] |
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That took some serious balls. Unless he cut them off too. Then I dunno what it took. |
Author: | Kathaarian [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:03 am ] |
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It'd be much cooler if he fed it to the goats. |
Author: | MetalStorm [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:24 am ] |
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I mean how can someone cut off his own dick.A man's dick is his ultimate best friend without it there is no life whatsoever. It say he was having problems with his girlfriend but geez I have had problems with women in the past but that wouldn't make me cut my schlong off hell I said fuck it and find another girl for crying out loud :roll: |
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