Metal Reviews :: View topic - Goddammit, you go to jail for the weekend, and all hell...

Okay, I tried typing this before, but my slow ass comp froze in the middle of it. Basically, drunk off my ass, I got into a brawl that was uncontrollable without the help of the police. Me and a best friend, also a wrestler. The cops showed up, and upon dropping me off at my room, they told my roommates not to let me leave again, and no charges would be filed. I said "goodbye," and shut the door...

Only to add, "...Forever, and ever, and if I ever see you again, I'll kill you." He heard me, and burst back into the room:

"What did you say?"
"Whu-?"
"I think you just said you wanted to kill me!"
"No I didn't." (I really didn't remember saying anything.)
"That's it, Partner, now you're going to jail!"

He tried to be all 'cops' on me, and twist my arm, and whip me to the ground, but he couldn't budge my arm from my side. I think my size fooled him, but yeah... I'm a veteran wrestler. So, for about 2 minutes he tried his damnedest to take me down. Whilst asking "What did I say?" repeatedly, I basically tore from his grip multiple times, befuddling the fuck out of him despite his best efforts. According to my roommates, I wasn't fighting, but the way I was refusing to go down was thrashing him around. At some point my shoulder collided with his lip. Anyway, thankgod for my roommates. Their voices brought me back from the blackout, and I turned around, and allowed myself to be cuffed. He was a cool guy, because looking back, I could have really got nailed for this crime.

Hahaha, I gotta write a letter of apology as part of my probation. Don't know what I'm gunna say...

Author:	NewFriendAncientEnemy [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:08 pm ]
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...breaks loose! Yeah, I got setenced to 5 conescutive weekends in the slammer, with 160 possible days to follow, pending on how I handle my probation. This ain't my first party, so in a month I kiss Coles County Corrections goodbye for good. But, jesus, what's been up on these forums? I'm looking at the war path of topics, and it looks like I missed armageddon... Again! :evil:

Author:	Fingon [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:11 pm ]
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NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote: ...breaks loose! Yeah, I got setenced to 5 conescutive weekends in the slammer, with 160 possible days to follow, pending on how I handle my probation. This ain't my first party, so in a month I kiss Coles County Corrections goodbye for good. But, jesus, what's been up on these forums? I'm looking at the war path of topics, and it looks like I missed armageddon... Again! :evil: dude :shock: what did you do?

Author:	NewFriendAncientEnemy [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:24 pm ]
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...Hmmm... to say, or not to say... tis the question. :twisted: Nah, I'll tell you all later, I gotta get off the comp now, brother's bitching.

Author:	Metalhead_Bastard [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:07 pm ]
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Hahaha, NFAE you kick ass.

Author:	Radagast [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:44 pm ]
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Why did NFAE go to jail. Place your bets: I'm going for ear sodomy.

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Author:	Misha [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:05 am ]
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I go for not showing up on his alcoholic theraphy

Author:	NewFriendAncientEnemy [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:13 am ]
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Okay, I tried typing this before, but my slow ass comp froze in the middle of it. Basically, drunk off my ass, I got into a brawl that was uncontrollable without the help of the police. Me and a best friend, also a wrestler. The cops showed up, and upon dropping me off at my room, they told my roommates not to let me leave again, and no charges would be filed. I said "goodbye," and shut the door... Only to add, "...Forever, and ever, and if I ever see you again, I'll kill you." He heard me, and burst back into the room: "What did you say?" "Whu-?" "I think you just said you wanted to kill me!" "No I didn't." (I really didn't remember saying anything.) "That's it, Partner, now you're going to jail!" He tried to be all 'cops' on me, and twist my arm, and whip me to the ground, but he couldn't budge my arm from my side. I think my size fooled him, but yeah... I'm a veteran wrestler. So, for about 2 minutes he tried his damnedest to take me down. Whilst asking "What did I say?" repeatedly, I basically tore from his grip multiple times, befuddling the fuck out of him despite his best efforts. According to my roommates, I wasn't fighting, but the way I was refusing to go down was thrashing him around. At some point my shoulder collided with his lip. Anyway, thankgod for my roommates. Their voices brought me back from the blackout, and I turned around, and allowed myself to be cuffed. He was a cool guy, because looking back, I could have really got nailed for this crime. Hahaha, I gotta write a letter of apology as part of my probation. Don't know what I'm gunna say...

Author:	Eyesore [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:24 am ]
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So, in other words: OWNED

Author:	Anonymous [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:26 am ]
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'Metal Fighter' indeed..

Author:	MetalStorm [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:20 am ]
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It sounds like he had no right to bust in like that and take you down for all you could have said something else drunk or no drunk he abused his power.

Author:	lord Metal [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:14 pm ]
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Hahaha aww man what a story. Thanks for that entertaining story.

Author:	Goat [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:20 pm ]
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NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote: Okay, I tried typing this before, but my slow ass comp froze in the middle of it. Basically, drunk off my ass, I got into a brawl that was uncontrollable without the help of the police. Me and a best friend, also a wrestler. The cops showed up, and upon dropping me off at my room, they told my roommates not to let me leave again, and no charges would be filed. I said "goodbye," and shut the door... Only to add, "...Forever, and ever, and if I ever see you again, I'll kill you." He heard me, and burst back into the room: "What did you say?" "Whu-?" "I think you just said you wanted to kill me!" "No I didn't." (I really didn't remember saying anything.) "That's it, Partner, now you're going to jail!" He tried to be all 'cops' on me, and twist my arm, and whip me to the ground, but he couldn't budge my arm from my side. I think my size fooled him, but yeah... I'm a veteran wrestler. So, for about 2 minutes he tried his damnedest to take me down. Whilst asking "What did I say?" repeatedly, I basically tore from his grip multiple times, befuddling the fuck out of him despite his best efforts. According to my roommates, I wasn't fighting, but the way I was refusing to go down was thrashing him around. At some point my shoulder collided with his lip. Anyway, thankgod for my roommates. Their voices brought me back from the blackout, and I turned around, and allowed myself to be cuffed. He was a cool guy, because looking back, I could have really got nailed for this crime. Hahaha, I gotta write a letter of apology as part of my probation. Don't know what I'm gunna say... Jesus, so you got done for assaulting a cop. Lesson: all police everywhere are complete and utter bastards. Go along quietly next time. I'd say something in the letter about having recently found Jesus, and sincerely apologising for your drunken sinful behaviour. Apologise to him and his family, etc.

Author:	Astaroth [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:05 pm ]
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he he, good story you can just tell them you won't drink ever again, you really learned you lesson and you love cops. You might even consider to appear on Dr. Phil to tell your story... that should do the trick...

Author:	NewFriendAncientEnemy [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:45 am ]
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Hahaha, yeah, I'll make sure I mention finding Jesus (again). That'll be funny as fuck.

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