Mine are all on the underside of my desk. My chair's clean
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | How Many Boogers Are Under Your Chair? |
I'm at work, and I don't want to look, but I'm willing to bet there are 300+ boogers on the underside of this chair. How many you got? |
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| Author: | Carnifex Umbris [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:19 am ] |
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You are a strange, strange man. I'm just sayin'. |
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| Author: | Morlock [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:29 am ] |
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Mine are all on the underside of my desk. My chair's clean
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:30 am ] |
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Morlock wrote: Mine are all on the underside of my desk. My chair's clean
Disgusting. |
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| Author: | lizardtail [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:55 am ] |
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zero. the carpet's matted in hair though. ah the trials and tribulations of having a long curly mane.. |
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| Author: | Ness [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:06 am ] |
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A lot. I'll pick my nose anywhere at anytime. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:52 am ] |
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Lemme check.... GIAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! 
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| Author: | HellOnWheels [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:57 am ] |
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that's just gross... not your pic Sir, that was great ! I should vote you for funniest of the lot ! |
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| Author: | Argonaut [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:16 am ] |
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None, now the carpet and some of the walls at work is a different story. Why pick when you can go the hands free method and rocket those bad boys. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:02 am ] |
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Argonaut wrote: None, now the carpet and some of the walls at work is a different story. Why pick when you can go the hands free method and rocket those bad boys.
Yeah, "The Flick" is always a good option, but I've notice far too often that I'm having to go and get them like 3 or 4 times after they land on someone else's monitor, coffee cup, or keyboard. Sometimes it's just not worth it. "The Flick" is situational and not very office-friendly. |
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| Author: | Argonaut [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:26 am ] |
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Eyesore wrote: Argonaut wrote: None, now the carpet and some of the walls at work is a different story. Why pick when you can go the hands free method and rocket those bad boys. Yeah, "The Flick" is always a good option, but I've notice far too often that I'm having to go and get them like 3 or 4 times after they land on someone else's monitor, coffee cup, or keyboard. Sometimes it's just not worth it. "The Flick" is situational and not very office-friendly. I respectivly dissagree kind sir, just explain to your fellow office workers that it is a gift of affection, like when your pet cat kills a mouse or bird and leaves it at your doorstep. |
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| Author: | Astaroth [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:32 am ] |
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none! i eat mine |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:50 am ] |
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Zero. By the way, "boogers" is a crap word. Its got to be bogies or snotters. |
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| Author: | Dago [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How Many Boogers Are Under Your Chair? |
Eyesore wrote: I'm at work, and I don't want to look, but I'm willing to bet there are 300+ boogers on the underside of this chair. How many you got?
More like 300 pieces of gum... |
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| Author: | Goat [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:29 pm ] |
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Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America... |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:52 pm ] |
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Dago wrote: Eyesore wrote: I'm at work, and I don't want to look, but I'm willing to bet there are 300+ boogers on the underside of this chair. How many you got? More like 300 pieces of gum... You're SO mallcore! |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:53 pm ] |
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Zad wrote: Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America...
Some days you just don't have a tissue, fucknuts. And I will give you some advice, I've been doing this since I started boxing, use Q-Tips instead of tissues, when you can. You'd be amazed at how much booger you can get in just one twirl. |
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| Author: | Goat [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:54 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: Zad wrote: Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America... Some days you just don't have a tissue, fucknuts. And I will give you some advice, I've been doing this since I started boxing, use Q-Tips instead of tissues, when you can. You'd be amazed at how much booger you can get in just one twirl. "You just a tissue, fucknuts"?! anglais, s'il vous plait. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:47 pm ] |
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Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Zad wrote: Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America... Some days you just don't have a tissue, fucknuts. And I will give you some advice, I've been doing this since I started boxing, use Q-Tips instead of tissues, when you can. You'd be amazed at how much booger you can get in just one twirl. "You just a tissue, fucknuts"?! anglais, s'il vous plait. Huh? |
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| Author: | Goat [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:49 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Zad wrote: Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America... Some days you just don't have a tissue, fucknuts. And I will give you some advice, I've been doing this since I started boxing, use Q-Tips instead of tissues, when you can. You'd be amazed at how much booger you can get in just one twirl. "You just a tissue, fucknuts"?! anglais, s'il vous plait. Huh? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? geddit now? |
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