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Author: | Eyesore [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:52 pm ] |
Post subject: | Who Said White Chicks Couldn't Dance?!?! |
http://dev-null.com/whitegirl.wmv |
Author: | Carnifex Umbris [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:59 pm ] |
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I'm ashamed for my species. |
Author: | pg.99 [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:26 pm ] |
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self ownage. |
Author: | Azrael [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:36 pm ] |
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i'd say she's almost as good as me. |
Author: | Fingon [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:36 pm ] |
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Carnifex Umbris wrote: I'm ashamed for my species.
you should be..damn what a stupid cunt :? |
Author: | noodles [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:02 pm ] |
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but she tried so hard =( |
Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:46 pm ] |
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Dayum, craka, shee-yit. Wudda honkie. |
Author: | Ness [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:45 pm ] |
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Author: | deathkvlt [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:35 am ] |
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Oh god... |
Author: | MetalStorm [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:51 am ] |
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Who cares I'd still fuck her ![]() |
Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:55 am ] |
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I wouldn't. Her taste in music is awful. That, and she's probably diseased. |
Author: | Eyesore [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:43 am ] |
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MetalStorm wrote: Who cares I'd still fuck her
![]() My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick. |
Author: | Goat [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:44 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: MetalStorm wrote: Who cares I'd still fuck her ![]() My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick. Speaking of flexible.... |
Author: | Fingon [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:31 pm ] |
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Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: MetalStorm wrote: Who cares I'd still fuck her ![]() My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick. Speaking of flexible.... you are so sick.. :evil: |
Author: | Goat [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:32 pm ] |
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Fingon wrote: Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: MetalStorm wrote: Who cares I'd still fuck her ![]() My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick. Speaking of flexible.... you are so sick.. :evil: Whaaat?! I thought it was quite sexy. |
Author: | Ness [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:56 pm ] |
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I can't watch that kind of shit. It makes my body hurt. Edit - The flexibility one. The chick falling is funny. |
Author: | Kathaarian [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:47 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: MetalStorm wrote: Who cares I'd still fuck her ![]() My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick. You seem to have a weird sexual attraction to your door. :| |
Author: | Goat [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:56 pm ] |
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Kathaarian wrote: Eyesore wrote: MetalStorm wrote: Who cares I'd still fuck her ![]() My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick. You seem to have a weird sexual attraction to your door. :| It doesn't yell at him for getting in late, it doesn't complain when he asks it to turn over. It never has a headache, never looks at another man, and doesn't mind if he is unfaithful. It won't steal his credit cards and go on shopping sprees, it doesn't want money spent on it. It looks good all the time, and is ready to go out before he's put his coat on. It doesn't need feeding. It won't complain if he watches porn, won't complain about his musical tastes, won't complain if he swears at it. It doesn't get pregant. It doesn't want commitment. It doesn't want him to meet its parents. It doesn't mind getting beaten or kicked. It doesn't mind being ignored. The perfect partner! |
Author: | Kathaarian [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:35 pm ] |
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Zad wrote: Kathaarian wrote: Eyesore wrote: MetalStorm wrote: Who cares I'd still fuck her ![]() My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick. You seem to have a weird sexual attraction to your door. :| It doesn't yell at him for getting in late, it doesn't complain when he asks it to turn over. It never has a headache, never looks at another man, and doesn't mind if he is unfaithful. It won't steal his credit cards and go on shopping sprees, it doesn't want money spent on it. It looks good all the time, and is ready to go out before he's put his coat on. It doesn't need feeding. It won't complain if he watches porn, won't complain about his musical tastes, won't complain if he swears at it. It doesn't get pregant. It doesn't want commitment. It doesn't want him to meet its parents. It doesn't mind getting beaten or kicked. It doesn't mind being ignored. The perfect partner! Some very evil girl must have broken your heart very badly. |
Author: | Goat [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:37 pm ] |
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Kathaarian wrote: Some very evil girl must have broken your heart very badly. Heh. Sounds like it, no? Just a list of things doors'll let you get away with that (most) women won't. |
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