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A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

People really dont know what to do with their lives..

slut. I'm holding out for a giant squid..

skullthrone of satan wrote:

Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

That was a great episode.

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

skullthrone of satan wrote:

Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

That was a great episode.

metalNESS wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

skullthrone of satan wrote:

Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

That was a great episode.

Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?

Kathaarian wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

skullthrone of satan wrote:

Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

That was a great episode.

Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?

The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison.

metalNESS wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

skullthrone of satan wrote:

Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

That was a great episode.

Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?

The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison.

Damn. That means I'm gonna see it next year. (Turkey's 1 season behind U.S. I think)

Kathaarian wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

skullthrone of satan wrote:

Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

That was a great episode.

Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?

The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison.

Damn. That means I'm gonna see it next year. (Turkey's 1 season behind U.S. I think)

Haha!
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Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

Author:	Goat [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:58 pm ]
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Quote: A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports. Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony. Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year. The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com. Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband. http://www.israelnetdaily.com/redir.php?headline=3077

Author:	Radagast [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:00 pm ]
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Cindy? What a gay.

Author:	lizardtail [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:32 pm ]
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slut. I'm holding out for a giant squid..

Author:	Kathaarian [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:59 pm ]
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Who marries a dolphin ? Lame. Dolphins are gay. At least she should have married a wolf. So their children would kick a lot of ass.

Author:	Eternal Idol [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:09 pm ]
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Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

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Author:	Carnifex Umbris [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:21 pm ]
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skullthrone of satan wrote: Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :( That was a great episode.

Author:	Dago [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:30 pm ]
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People really dont know what to do with their lives..

Author:	Goat [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:04 pm ]
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Dago wrote: People really dont know what to do with their lives.. Especially Jewish millionaires. Bastards.

Author:	MetalStorm [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:07 pm ]
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Well it seems normal compared to that one woman that married her house at least she married somthing that is alive :roll:

Author:	Metalhead_Bastard [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:10 pm ]
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lizardtail wrote: slut. I'm holding out for a giant squid.. Bwahahahaha! Quote of 2006....

Author:	Action Jesus [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:53 pm ]
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I'd fuck it.

Author:	Fingon [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:13 pm ]
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puh, such things were present even in the past: the roman emperor who made his horse senator-->i bet those two had sth going on

Author:	Legacy Of The Night [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:29 pm ]
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They make such a cute couple... :cry: Sorry, I always cry at weddings.

Author:	Ness [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:22 am ]
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Carnifex Umbris wrote: skullthrone of satan wrote: Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :( That was a great episode. +1

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Author:	Kathaarian [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:26 am ]
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metalNESS wrote: Carnifex Umbris wrote: skullthrone of satan wrote: Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :( That was a great episode. +1 Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?

Author:	Ness [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:28 am ]
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Kathaarian wrote: metalNESS wrote: Carnifex Umbris wrote: skullthrone of satan wrote: Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :( That was a great episode. +1 Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ? The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison.

Author:	Kathaarian [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:43 am ]
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metalNESS wrote: Kathaarian wrote: metalNESS wrote: Carnifex Umbris wrote: skullthrone of satan wrote: Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :( That was a great episode. +1 Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ? The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison. Damn. That means I'm gonna see it next year. (Turkey's 1 season behind U.S. I think)

Author:	Action Jesus [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:19 am ]
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Kathaarian wrote: metalNESS wrote: Kathaarian wrote: metalNESS wrote: Carnifex Umbris wrote: skullthrone of satan wrote: Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :( That was a great episode. +1 Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ? The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison. Damn. That means I'm gonna see it next year. (Turkey's 1 season behind U.S. I think) Haha! U.S. 1 Turkey 0

Author:	Kathaarian [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:23 am ]
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Action Jesus wrote: Kathaarian wrote: metalNESS wrote: Kathaarian wrote: metalNESS wrote: Carnifex Umbris wrote: skullthrone of satan wrote: Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :( That was a great episode. +1 Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ? The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison. Damn. That means I'm gonna see it next year. (Turkey's 1 season behind U.S. I think) Haha! U.S. 1 Turkey 0 pwned

Author:	WinterIsComing [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:20 am ]
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Throw the jew down the well so that dolphin can be free. Quote: Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband. why not throw the husband out of the water? Is there more to it? Do they have sex or is it just a case of too much money?