Carnifex Umbris wrote:
The only Hanukkah present I'm getting this year is a Bloodbath t-shirt I had to help my mom order online.
Aren't you supposed to get 8 presents?? What a rip-off!!
I got two 900 capacity CD racks from my Mom, they're custom-made, very sturdy, but $175 a piece so I've been acquiring them over time. Two more is awesome! Then she got me a Far Side desktop calendar which she gets me every year and I never use. The comics are great, but I have every Far Side book and since Gary Larson has retired I've seen all the comics.
My brother got me a $20 gift card, which is fine because he's retarded. My sister who is not retarded got me nothing because she's a partial douchebag, and poor.
My Dad is homeless so he got me nothing. My ex-girlfriend/best friend who is now a lesbian got me a $25 e-gift card to the Dave Matthews Band webstore (yes, I'm a big fan, bite me!) and she got me that Rob Roy DVD (it'd better be good NESS!) and she's got some more stuff for me that we're exchanging tonight after I get out of work. She also got me The Sword of Shannara trilogy in one volume, but I call foul on that one because she borrowed the original trilogy I had and destroyed it!! She OWED me a new copy and she tries to pawn it off on me as a Christmas present?!?! Pffft! Fuck that!