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Goat
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Johnny likes skinny girls, but he never turns down a fattie.

Absolute genius!
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Great, I especially like the last one and the "chug, chug"
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lame, back to Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Goat
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WinterIsComing wrote:
lame, back to Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Winter doesn't "get" it. Someone explain what's funny to him, I can't be rrsd.
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Guest
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it's good, but nowhere near as good as CHUCK NORRIS.
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Anonymous wrote:
it's good, but nowhere near as good as CHUCK NORRIS.


Fuck Chuck Norris.
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WinterIsComing
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Zad wrote:
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it's good, but nowhere near as good as CHUCK NORRIS.


Fuck Chuck Norris.


Can't fuck what is unfuckable.
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Goat
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WinterIsComing wrote:
Zad wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
it's good, but nowhere near as good as CHUCK NORRIS.


Fuck Chuck Norris.


Can't fuck what is unfuckable.


...but like all old people, hitting him in the head with a hammer would fuck him. So yes, very fuckable indeed.
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WinterIsComing
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Zad wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zad wrote:
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it's good, but nowhere near as good as CHUCK NORRIS.


Fuck Chuck Norris.


Can't fuck what is unfuckable.


...but like all old people, hitting him in the head with a hammer would fuck him. So yes, very fuckable indeed.


Are you kidding me? Chuck Norris feels no pain. Chuck Norris cannot be hit. Chuck Norris is immortal. Chuck Norris is Infinite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't fuck with infinity, especially don't try to divide Chuck Norris by Zero.
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You're making a fool of yourself. Chuck Norris is scum. Chuck Norris believes in god. Chuck Norris' prison name is Asspick.
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WinterIsComing
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Chuck Norris was in prison?

My Prison Name was actually Chuck Norris.
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Zad wrote:
Chuck Norris' prison name is Asspick.


Yeah, but yours is "Aryan Fuck Toy" so I don't see where you have room to talk.

Incidentally, your thread is funny, but Chuck Norris pwns you. Always has, always will. :twisted:
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Zad wrote:
Chuck Norris' prison name is Asspick.


Lark's Tongues in Asspick?
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"The ladies all want some of Jack's sweet dart chocolate."
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lizardtail wrote:
Zad wrote:
Chuck Norris' prison name is Asspick.


Lark's Tongues in Asspick?


HAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:
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