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Author: | Goat [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:47 am ] |
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Jokes and stories of tyranny go here. Wonderfully sarcastic obituary from the Telegraph: Quote: The six operas he composed during a period of two years were said to be "better than any mankind had ever created", though, sadly, no recordings appear to have been allowed out of the country. Quote: It is estimated that between two and three million North Koreans succumbed to starvation in Kim's first decade in power – a tenth of the population. Escapees spoke of scavenging bands of skeletal orphans gnawing on bark and leaves, and human flesh being sold for meat in the country's depleted markets. Quote: In 2008 it was suggested by a Japanese historian that Kim Jong-Il had died in 2003, and had, since that point, been replaced by four body doubles for public appearances.
Rot in festering slime, you cunt. |
Author: | Goat [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:57 am ] |
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Some reading: Václav Havel: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/wor ... cle931129/ Hitchens: http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/feat ... ens-200101 Reason Magazine, summing it up nicely: http://reason.com/blog/2011/12/19/a-dif ... -president Some pics: BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239472 Rare pics from inside N Korea: http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011 ... ea/100119/ |
Author: | Azrael [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:58 pm ] |
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one of the very worst people to ever have lived. i hope his son won't be as bad, but sadly i'm not optimistic. |
Author: | Bruce_Bitenfils [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:14 pm ] |
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He definitely won't be as bad. He studied in Switzerland, speaks English, German and French. North Korea won't become a democracy anytime soon, sure, but he probably won't be the freaky asshole his father was. That said, Gaddafi was a cool guy the first 3 years... edit: err... this post is poorly worded: I did not imply the simple fact to have studied in Europe is enough to be a good guy. ![]() ... OK, I did. Sorry. |
Author: | Azrael [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:27 pm ] |
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apparently his youngest son was picked as successor for being just like his old man, unlike the eldest son. and Bashar al-Assad was also just some guy training in ophthalmology in London... |
Author: | Kathaarian [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:37 pm ] |
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Funny how this year almost every world leader against USA died or got dethroned. Assad is on the edge and Ahmedinejad is the only one that remains strong. Kind of. God is on USA's side. Go USA. |
Author: | Pillars of Geph [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:29 pm ] |
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I wonder how long before we impose sanctions on Korea, and then decide to invade them in defense of Israel. |
Author: | GeneralDiomedes [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:48 pm ] |
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Bruce_Bitenfils wrote: He definitely won't be as bad. He studied in Switzerland, speaks English, German and French. North Korea won't become a democracy anytime soon, sure, but he probably won't be the freaky asshole his father was.
I'm sure he will be a figurehead .. I even wonder what real power Il held given the fact the country seemed not to skip a beat during his stroke. |
Author: | Bruce_Bitenfils [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:27 pm ] |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... SWN6Qj98Iw Frightening and hilarious at the same time. The North Korean state media sure mean business... |
Author: | dead1 [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:01 am ] |
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If it were not for Kim Jong-Il, we would not have had the awesome Team American movie. I trhink his rule was worth it just for inspiring that hilarious movie. "So ronery" and "Hans Brix you're breaking my barrs" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEvacFETvM |
Author: | falconpaawnch [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:47 am ] |
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dead1 wrote: If it were not for Kim Jong-Il, we would not have had the awesome Team American movie.
I trhink his rule was worth it just for inspiring that hilarious movie. "So ronery" and "Hans Brix you're breaking my barrs" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEvacFETvM Haha. I love that movie. As for Kim Jon Il, rot in hell you evil bastard. |
Author: | Goat [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:58 am ] |
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Team America's getting a bit over-referenced these days for me to really like it any more. |
Author: | Pillars of Geph [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:03 am ] |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7eCrZ63 ... ideo_title |
Author: | hellraiser_xes [ Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:15 am ] |
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Azrael wrote: one of the very worst people to ever have lived. i hope his son won't be as bad, but sadly i'm not optimistic.
The son looks exactly like him! Chances are, he's a clone ![]() |
Author: | Bruce_Bitenfils [ Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:27 am ] |
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hellraiser_xes wrote: Azrael wrote: one of the very worst people to ever have lived. i hope his son won't be as bad, but sadly i'm not optimistic. The son looks exactly like him! Chances are, he's a clone ![]() Minus the weird glasses. The sickness lies in the glasses, I tell ya. |
Author: | Goat [ Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:49 pm ] |
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My prediction: Jonah Hill will win an oscar in ten years' time for his portrayal of a young man thrust into dictatorhood. With Russell Brand as Kim Jong-Il, and Jason Statham as Barack Obama. |
Author: | hellraiser_xes [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:11 am ] |
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Bruce_Bitenfils wrote: hellraiser_xes wrote: Azrael wrote: one of the very worst people to ever have lived. i hope his son won't be as bad, but sadly i'm not optimistic. The son looks exactly like him! Chances are, he's a clone ![]() Minus the weird glasses. The sickness lies in the glasses, I tell ya. Wait till he gets older. |
Author: | GeneralDiomedes [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:46 am ] |
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Eh, I heard he had 20/2 vision and can see Seoul from his balcony. |
Author: | Kathaarian [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:35 am ] |
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I heard he liked Call of Duty. Hope he doesn't try to re-enact it now that he has guns and soldiers and shit. |
Author: | Bruce_Bitenfils [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:25 pm ] |
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And nuclear warheads. |
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