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Cú Chulainn
 Post subject: Converted to Catholicism
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:16 am 
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I was out in the Arizona desert today, staring at the cacti and the boulders, when God called out to me. Everyone always says that you know when it happens, but I never believed it until today when the Holy Spirit filled my heart.

As of today, I am a Roman Catholic, and will follow all the directives of the Holy See. From fish on Friday to abandoning all premarital sex and contraception, the whole lot. aprilfools

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How funny, I had the exact same revelation while blowing my nose. I could've sword I felt Jesus caressing my hair and whispering to me in Polish.
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That's funny I farted that is all.
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
How funny, I had the exact same revelation while blowing my nose. I could've sword I felt Jesus caressing my hair and whispering to me in Polish.


Jesus or the ghost of John Paul II? :lol:
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Legacy Of The Night
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Sceadugenga wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
How funny, I had the exact same revelation while blowing my nose. I could've sword I felt Jesus caressing my hair and whispering to me in Polish.


Jesus or the ghost of John Paul II? :lol:


I could tell it was Jesus by the way he nibbled on my ear.
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If he nibbled on your ear, then definitely Catholic.
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