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Author:  Thomas [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:39 am ]
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Are delicious!
Author:  rio [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:18 pm ]
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Depends if you get a good one or not... sometimes they can disappoint.
Author:  Thomas [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:22 pm ]
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True enough... We only import them for christmas here in Norway. Easily one of the best parts of christmas
Author:  Goat [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:28 pm ]
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Little oranges are best oranges!
Author:  Rauken [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:03 pm ]
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Love clementines! especially from the brand "maroc", they always seem to be excellent. I hate it though when you get a lot of seeds, ruins the whole experience.
Author:  Thomas [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:44 pm ]
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A perfect clementine is almost as good as sex.
Author:  Fingon [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:05 pm ]
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metal_xxx wrote:
A perfect clementine is almost as good as sex.

Wouldn't go that far :P But clementines are awesome indeed!
Author:  traptunderice [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:43 pm ]
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metal_xxx wrote:
A perfect clementine is almost as good as sex.
Yeah. You must be doing it wrong.
Author:  heatseeker [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:00 pm ]
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Yesterday I called a clementine a "Cutie" here in college because in my hometown, that's the name of the brand that sells them and everyone calls them that, but here everyone was like "wtf?".

Bottom line is, I had a clementine yesterday and it was delicious. So much easier to peel than an orange...
Author:  Fingon [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:06 pm ]
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In a cavern, In a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner forty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

Chorus:
Oh my darling, Oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine,
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry Clementine.

Repeat chorus

Light she was and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine;
Herring boxes, without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.

Repeat chorus

Drove she ducklings to the water,
Every morning just at nine;
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

Repeat chorus

Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles, soft and fine;
But Alas! I was no swimmer,
So I lost my Clementine.

Repeat chorus

When the miner forty-niner,
Soon began to peak and pine,
Thought he oughter "jine" his daughter,
Now he's with his clementine.

Repeat chorus

In a corner of the churchyard,
Where the myrtle boughs entwine,
Grow the roses in their poses,
Fertilized by Clementine.

Repeat chorus

In my dreams she still doth haunt me,
Robed in garments soaked in brine.
Though in life I used to hug her,
Now she's dead, I'll draw the line.

Repeat chorus

How I missed her, how I missed her
How I missed my Clementine.
So I kissed her little sister,
And forgot my Clementine.

Repeat chorus

Now you Boy Scouts, there's a moral
To this little tale of mine.
Artificial respiration,
Would have saved my Clementine.

Repeat chorus

:P
Author:  The Evil Dead [ Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:07 pm ]
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When they're in season they're the bomb.
Author:  Thomas [ Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:50 am ]
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traptunderice wrote:
metal_xxx wrote:
A perfect clementine is almost as good as sex.
Yeah. You must be doing it wrong.


Yeah okay, after this weekends experiences I take that back.
Author:  Goat [ Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:59 am ]
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Bad clementine? :P
Author:  traptunderice [ Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:39 am ]
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metal_xxx wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
metal_xxx wrote:
A perfect clementine is almost as good as sex.
Yeah. You must be doing it wrong.


Yeah okay, after this weekends experiences I take that back.
Pfff! Scoff! Go enjoy your fruit.
Author:  Rauken [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:54 pm ]
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Having a clementine orgasm right now.. my god. :lol:
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