Metal Reviews

Studying the trend of the last few weeks it seems people lately in almost every forum have been bashing each other senseless and yes I have been a part of it but overall it looks like everyone has been in a bad mood.

I don't know but I have been here almost 4 years and I have never seen it this bad before.

By the way Zad stop with the lame 2 second avi changes you sorry good for nothing goat loving tit mouse you

I've been kind of bored and depressed because of being a bit of a hermit during the summer.

in before stevesanidiot posts something...

FUCK YOU ALL

You know me too it's been boring somewhat with me which is why I'm returning to the review team.

Maybe that will put me in a better mood myself.

I was gonna try to start writing for Sonic Frontiers again because I saw that one guy has been bravely troopering along and reviewing awesome metal, but I have a hard time writing more than a paragraph about an album without feeling like I'm just filling space these days.

I'm fucking moody as hell. Fuck all you fucking fucks.

I've been rather pissy, but a lot of the stuff that gets posted here nowadays is controversial. In a bad way. So yeah, bashing.

There's always some moody wanker around. Must be the solstice or something, with a few converging on a single moment of time.

By the way, Storm, ARE YOU RETURNING TO THE REVIEW TEAM?! OH! WE TOTALLY HAD NOT READ ALL YOUR OTHER POSTS IN EVERY OTHER FORUM SAYING THE EXACT SAME THING EACH TIME WE OPEN A THREAD! THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW BECAUSE WE MIGHT FORGET IF WE WEREN'T REMINDED FIVE BLOODY TIMES A DAY!

I'm not moody, and if one of you, bastards, say it, I'll hit all of you to death.

I'd like to think I have been a ray of cheery sunshine illuminating the forum.

I like hot Chinese chicks who are kung fu experts.

Fair question. To aid in my response, I have created a crude chart which I believe illuminates the root of this problem.

Tlaloc was asking a question?

Here's one: I was just about to eat an overripe strawberry, but then I noticed that it looked like something Scully would dig out of some dead guy's brain, and I lost my appetite. Why is it so damn hard to get a perfect strawberry, whilst, say, pineapples are generally tasty and delicious most of the time.

I just finished drinking this with my friend and its time to say that i am fucking drunk!

No, numbnuts, but the thread itself is a question. Would've thought that was clear enough.

That's not a question. I don't know exactly whatthefuck it is, but it sure as shit ain't a question. Questions have a spirit of intelligence behind them, a air of query, a sense of hope that some enterprising individual will come along with a set of thoughtful words designed to satisfy the troubled breast of the questioner. They generally have fucking question marks in as well. The post I quote above is just a jumble of whining about how people are actually talking about things instead of letting the forum get back to its slowly rotting death, with a crowbarred-on dig at me for being awesome.

Sure, we could pull some sort of question out of "is it me or is everyone lately been moody", and the reply would be to post pictures of alcohol, home-made graphs and talk of fruit and Chinese chicks. This is the Metal Reviews forum, for fuck's sakes. This is Helheim, where ignorance comes to spawn and silliness is put out to stud like some mystical heaven for retarded racehorses.

So no, Addsy babes, it isn't clear enough.

How bout you NEVER call me that again (no question mark, meaning that was an order, not a question). I meant I would've thought the direction of my response was clear enough you nincompoop, err Zadsy babes.





Oh, and

All right, Teagan MacCracklejawes, no need to get snotty with me. And dude, it's me, the - ing goes without saying.

Ooh, now that one has a nice ring to it!

I know it goes without saying, but I do it anyway just so you know I heart you.

buncha fags

you two just need the fear of god put in ya, that's all