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Tlaloc
 Post subject: Lady Gaga is a dude
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:26 am 
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http://starrtrash.blogspot.com/2008/12/ ... e-sex.html

So the question remains...would you still hit it?
Me? Nope. And I reached that decision before I found out it had had a teeny cock. I reckon if you met it, it would smell.
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First of all this is kinda old news. Secondly, of course she's a dude. Anyone who call themselves "Lady" something is clearly packing heat.
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LOL you couldn't tell by looking at him?
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Who is Lady Gaga?
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
Who is Lady Gaga?


The latest disposable corporate poptart, with no actual talent who relies on attempts to shock with its sluttiness. As Marilyn Manson says, "you're just a copy of an imitation".
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Tlaloc wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Who is Lady Gaga?


The latest disposable corporate poptart, with no actual talent who relies on attempts to shock with its sluttiness. As Marilyn Manson says, "you're just a copy of an imitation".


One of those here today gone tomorrow types. Oh well.
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Tlaloc wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Who is Lady Gaga?


The latest disposable corporate poptart, with no actual talent who relies on attempts to shock with its sluttiness. As Marilyn Manson says, "you're just a copy of an imitation".
Funny you mention Manson. He recently did a remix of one of her songs with her >_>
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i will never listen to Poker face the same way again
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This is obviously fake, shit article.
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Yeah, I'm calling bullshit here.
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That's her, apparently, before surgery. If true, it would seem she's got more man in here than just a wee penis.
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Wouldn't something like her being a hermaphrodite be mentioned on her Wiki page?
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Jesus Christ, to think people with such strong opinions on music could be so gullible.
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Male, female or walking question mark, that is one foul creature.
Almost as bad as Amy Whinehouse.
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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
i will never listen to Poker face the same way again


In what way did you listen to it before?
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stevelovesmoonspell
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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
i will never listen to Poker face the same way again


In what way did you listen to it before?


the same way i listen to Opeth, in a dull sort of half-dazed modus of flickering moments of thoughts about other things because the "music" is so irritating that I have to sink into my inner self.
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Jesus, comparing Lady Gaga to Opeth now? Do people even bother trying to appreciate music these days?

Plus one, Metalhead_Bastard. I should lock this thread and ban everyone who believed it for being so daft.
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Tlaloc
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You're all just freaking out because you've been fapping over her, until....TRUTH REVEALED!

But meh, it's probably all bullshit. At the end of the day she's just an ugly skank.
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everything about that "article" (read: random blog post) screams bullshit. Links to interview? Proper spelling of her name after quote? Anything actually making this authentic in any way?
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