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 Post subject: Happy Birthday, Mr. Charles
PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:22 pm 
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Happy 200 b-day
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:49 pm 
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He hasn't evolved much in those 200 years, has he? He was wrong...


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Oh man I thought this was for Rio.

My university is having a shindig about Darwin today.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:33 pm 
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Happy birthday rio!


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Hooray for Darwin!


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And f**k the creationists! :mad:


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We had cake in my biology class!

HBD, Chuck.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:38 am 
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Had some cake, petted(sp?) a beagle, and buttfucked a squirrel. I've done my part to celebrate.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:46 am 
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And f**k the creationists! :mad:

After marriage, I suppose.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:50 pm 
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Lucifer's Son wrote:
And f**k the creationists! :mad:


Ah yeah, here we go again!
Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass.
This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of
evolutionary science.
Check it!

Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.

Break it down.
Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
Check it.

Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.
Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.

Bass!
Bring that shit in!
Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them.

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:dio:


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