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In no particular order:

- bbw and bdsm
- get my own family with children etc
- get incredible huge mucles
- record a groundbreaking piece of music
- beat the living crap out of a guy who deserves it
- run naked down the street only wearing a cape, sword, and a viking helmet... uuargh!
- burn a church perhaps, or even two
- learn to speak properly
- gain power over my country and lead my country into war with Sweden. My ideology would be based on good ol' nordic gods, and then we will steal all swedish women - except for the really ugly and hairy ones.
- I want to die in style as the last thing I do! Be it in heathen battle or in nature. I would hate to die old and helpless in bed, get buried in a graveyard - that's not the way of pagan samurai ninja vikings like me.

1. Kill the pope
2. Get a Nuclear Blast record deal
3. Heavy drugs
4. Sex orgy

smoke crack

TEN TIMES

dont really have any goals

noodles wrote:

smoke crack

TEN TIMES

dont really have any goals

Crack can be fun, be horribly addicting to the point where you'll keep doing it after the fun is gone. If you can stop after that, you win the game of life because you can do anything.

I'm not gonna admit anything, but let's say I know what i'm talking about.

That would mean the same thing and would be a horrible, unnecessary euphemism AND a pleonasm of sorts. I mean, can dead people do things? NO.

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5. A kid with a woman I love and who loves me

8. Punch a mirror (if done while in a fit of rage, even better)

1. Become a pediatrician
2. Have 2 children and a hot husband
3. Travel to europe
4. Bone numerous attractive european men
5. See tons and tons of concerts
6. Become a rockstar
7. Have my own fragrance
8. Have a threesome
9. Get a better body
10. Model? haaa.

Author:	Goat [ Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:55 pm ]
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In no particular order: 1. Travel the world (especially America, Australia and Japan) 2. Go skydiving 3. Acid and heroin (not simultaneously) 4. Do guest vocals for Napalm Death, live or studio 5. A kid with a woman I love and who loves me 6. Write a book, record an album, or paint a picture that's generally accepted as Art. 7. Three/four/fivesome, depending 8. Win an election, something big and political. Mayor'll do. 9. Save someone's life 10. Shoot someone. Not necessarily fatally... 9 and 10 aren't that important, I'll replace them if I think of something better. (Obviously not going for things like "have sex with ..." or "meet ..." because the list would be much longer and change too much)

Author:	Azrael [ Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:16 pm ]
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in no specific order: - go to new zealand - see Benfica win the champion's league - save someone's life - start my own business - record an album - start a family - try that japanese poison fish thing i can't think of 3 more things, and either way looking at the list and at all the free time i have i really should get something done.

Author:	Cú Chulainn [ Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:40 pm ]
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1. Kill the pope 2. Get a Nuclear Blast record deal 3. Heavy drugs 4. Sex orgy

Author:	noodles [ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:15 pm ]
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smoke crack TEN TIMES dont really have any goals

Author:	showmaster [ Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:37 pm ]
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1. Enter national team (perhaps this summer) 2. get a american collage scholarship (if I accomplish nr.1) 3. finish that same collage 4. become master in Oxford 6. get british certificate of nationality 7. live in London 8. learn to play guitar 9. DON'T arrested anymore 10. Get a job now that's a list to do

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Author:	Astaroth [ Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:54 pm ]
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In no particular order: - bbw and bdsm - get my own family with children etc - get incredible huge mucles - record a groundbreaking piece of music - beat the living crap out of a guy who deserves it - run naked down the street only wearing a cape, sword, and a viking helmet... uuargh! - burn a church perhaps, or even two - learn to speak properly - gain power over my country and lead my country into war with Sweden. My ideology would be based on good ol' nordic gods, and then we will steal all swedish women - except for the really ugly and hairy ones. - I want to die in style as the last thing I do! Be it in heathen battle or in nature. I would hate to die old and helpless in bed, get buried in a graveyard - that's not the way of pagan samurai ninja vikings like me.

Author:	Dago [ Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:13 pm ]
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Astaroth wrote: In no particular order: - bbw and bdsm - get my own family with children etc - get incredible huge mucles - record a groundbreaking piece of music - beat the living crap out of a guy who deserves it - run naked down the street only wearing a cape, sword, and a viking helmet... uuargh! - burn a church perhaps, or even two - learn to speak properly - gain power over my country and lead my country into war with Sweden. My ideology would be based on good ol' nordic gods, and then we will steal all swedish women - except for the really ugly and hairy ones. - I want to die in style as the last thing I do! Be it in heathen battle or in nature. I would hate to die old and helpless in bed, get buried in a graveyard - that's not the way of pagan samurai ninja vikings like me. OMG

Author:	heatseeker [ Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:19 am ]
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1. Get laid

Author:	Adveser [ Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:22 am ]
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FrigidSymphony wrote: 1. Kill the pope 2. Get a Nuclear Blast record deal 3. Heavy drugs 4. Sex orgy Sounds good. I'll borrow it.

Author:	Adveser [ Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:24 am ]
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noodles wrote: smoke crack TEN TIMES dont really have any goals Crack can be fun, be horribly addicting to the point where you'll keep doing it after the fun is gone. If you can stop after that, you win the game of life because you can do anything. I'm not gonna admit anything, but let's say I know what i'm talking about.

Author:	Dago [ Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:26 am ]
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Adveser wrote: noodles wrote: smoke crack TEN TIMES dont really have any goals Crack can be fun, be horribly addicting to the point where you'll keep doing it after the fun is gone. If you can stop after that, you win the game of life because you can do anything. I'm not gonna admit anything, but let's say I know what i'm talking about. Crack can kill istantly people with weak hearts.

Author:	Mintrude [ Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:55 pm ]
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Why can't we say 10 things to do while you're still alive? y'know, to be more positive. I need some time to think it over, I'll post up when I'm done.

Author:	Sasheron [ Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:05 am ]
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That would mean the same thing and would be a horrible, unnecessary euphemism AND a pleonasm of sorts. I mean, can dead people do things? NO. 1. Finish my honours and go on to do a PhD 2. Get a certain philosopher in the UK to supervise said PhD 3. Open for My Dying Bride. 4. Bone bone BONE lots of hot people. 5. Write a book 6. Live in Japan 7. Try an array of hallucinogens when old and wrinkly. 8. Buy a plot of land in the mountains with goats, miniature pigs, chickens and fruit trees. 9. Train a chicken to walk on a leash 10. Jump off a cliff before my age takes it's toll and living gets too painful.

Author:	Mintrude [ Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:19 am ]
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Sasheron wrote: That would mean the same thing and would be a horrible, unnecessary euphemism AND a pleonasm of sorts. I mean, can dead people do things? NO. . Hah! Nothing I say should be taken entirely seriously, mind.

Author:	Legacy Of The Night [ Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:27 am ]
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1. Get a band 2. Major in music 3. Minor in art 4. Tour the world 5. Kick ass 6. Get laid 7. Go to Japan 8. Fill a swimming pool with chocolate pudding 9. Domesticate raccoons 10. Go out in a blaze of fucking glory

Author:	Radagast [ Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:32 am ]
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Zad wrote: 5. A kid with a woman I love and who loves me Fag. 1. Get a proper job 2. Independent record store ownership 3. Go scuba diving 4. Learn to play an instrument (yes I know I could do this whenever I want, kiss my baws) 5. Buy two identical really beautiful expensive cars - one to drive and one to smash to pieces with a golf club (in a public place) 6. Get a dog or cat 7. Visit some forgotten land like a rainforest or Antarctica Uhhh...can I get back to you?

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Author:	Wintermute [ Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:34 am ]
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1. Finish this here college 2. Become a vagabond for a while 3. Work at awesome local record store 4. Write a book and/or comic book 5. Get all kinds of ripped 6. Become guitar master 7. Daft Punk concert 8. Punch a mirror (if done while in a fit of rage, even better) 9. Hallucinogens 10. Hallucinogens while watching Interstella 5555

Author:	Sasheron [ Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:53 am ]
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Wintermute wrote: 8. Punch a mirror (if done while in a fit of rage, even better) Like this?

Author:	Cara [ Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:26 am ]
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1. Become a pediatrician 2. Have 2 children and a hot husband 3. Travel to europe 4. Bone numerous attractive european men 5. See tons and tons of concerts 6. Become a rockstar 7. Have my own fragrance 8. Have a threesome 9. Get a better body 10. Model? haaa.

Author:	Karmakosmonaut [ Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:23 pm ]
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Cara wrote: 1. Become a pediatrician 2. Have 2 children and a hot husband 3. Travel to europe 4. Bone numerous attractive european men 5. See tons and tons of concerts 6. Become a rockstar 7. Have my own fragrance 8. Have a threesome 9. Get a better body 10. Model? haaa. Why am I not in that list.