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All sorts of mental fun, if a bit frustrating. Zombies shouldn't be able to use battering rams, circular saws or throwing knives!
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KILTRO, a Chilean movie starring Marko Zaror, who also plays the ultra-badass Colombian Raul Quiñones aka DOLOR (PAIN!) in Undisputed 3. fucking terrible, a bit (literally just a bit) fun in a cheesy way but with nowhere near enough fight scenes to keep it going.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kI7YoeckKg basically this is the only part of the movie worth watching, and even then i'm not sure. hilarious fight scene.

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ZOMG HOLY SHIT

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Nicolas Cage and JCVD in Expendables 2, with possible appearances from Chuck Norris, John Travolta, Michael Biehn. It's like I was making it myself!
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Someone has seen the new Conan movie? I'm curious to know the opinion of my fellow metalheads, because it got a 5 in IMDB, and I was planning to see it today.
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after seeing that fake trailer someone posted a while back i was expecting a glorious orgy of blood and boobs, but people who saw it don't seem to be big fans. also, it seems to suffer from a severe case of shaky camera syndrome.

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after seeing that fake trailer someone posted a while back i was expecting a glorious orgy of blood and boobs, but people who saw it don't seem to be big fans. also, it seems to suffer from a severe case of shaky camera syndrome.


Yes, I saw the trailer too, he did I fine job, I bought it entirely :lame:
I suppose I'll see another movie today at the theater. Thx for the info.
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Ooh, can't wait to watch this. Love le Carre.
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Trailer Park Boys Christmas Special

I love when Ricky is at midnight mass and is trying to sell everybody hash and dope. Best hash you'll smoke all holiday he says.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/filmreviews/8766414/Tinker-Tailor-Soldier-Spy-review.html

Ooh, can't wait to watch this. Love le Carre.


Yes, I haven't been this interested in a film in a very long time.
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Eat Pray Love - whine whine whine, bitch bitch bitch, me me me holy shit what a crap movie. admittedly i slept through most of the Bali section BUT COME THE FUCK ON you know

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The new movie of Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts. Boring til death, can't even remember the name, I already deleted it from my mind. I went to see this crap to please a ladybitch I'm fucking... Sometimes sex makes us do some stupid choices. At least she compensated me later.
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did she suck your dick?
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did she suck your dick?


Better. I performed the infamous Ass to Mouth on her :wink: Poor thing. She deserved it though. Now she knows the taste in my mouth during the whole fucking movie.

:lol: :dio:
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was a successful evening for you then. congrats.

never call her again
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did she suck your dick?


Better. I performed the infamous Ass to Mouth on her :wink: Poor thing. She deserved it though. Now she knows the taste in my mouth during the whole fucking movie.

:lol: :dio:
Umm gross. Does one ask for that or do they just go for it? In all honesty, i guess it might feel good but insofar as I have to kiss that afterwards, it sure doesn't sound too appealing.

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was a successful evening for you then. congrats.

never call her again


Believe me, I won't. I don't think I could ever kiss her again hahaha :lol:
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did she suck your dick?


Better. I performed the infamous Ass to Mouth on her :wink: Poor thing. She deserved it though. Now she knows the taste in my mouth during the whole fucking movie.

:lol: :dio:
Umm gross. Does one ask for that or do they just go for it? In all honesty, i guess it might feel good but insofar as I have to kiss that afterwards, it sure doesn't sound too appealing.


You don't kiss her afterwards. Never. It's a very classy way to dismiss a girl. I thought gay people did this stuff everyday. I'm surprised you think it 'gross'.
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classy, nice.
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AlexandeR wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
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did she suck your dick?


Better. I performed the infamous Ass to Mouth on her :wink: Poor thing. She deserved it though. Now she knows the taste in my mouth during the whole fucking movie.

:lol: :dio:
Umm gross. Does one ask for that or do they just go for it? In all honesty, i guess it might feel good but insofar as I have to kiss that afterwards, it sure doesn't sound too appealing.


You don't kiss her afterwards. Never. It's a very classy way to dismiss a girl. I thought gay people did this stuff everyday. I'm surprised you think it 'gross'.


Probably no more frequently than straight people doing it.
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