Metal Reviews

Been a while since that happened to me, but yeah.

I started playing again too. I'm playing a Nord with heavy armour and a battle axe, so no surprises there. Currently having a blast with the Stormcloak side of the war, and at lvl 20 so the blood dragons are starting to appear. Awesome.

Hitman: Absolution

There's just so many ways to eliminate your targets. So fun. I'm only on level 4 as I do every level until I've 100% it. Just wandering the map and learning ways you can kill your targets is half the fun.

Fuck chasing dragons.

I don't know how you can talk about games where you can just wander the map and learn about all the ways you can do something...and then rip on Skyrim! Skyrim is the king of that.

I can't do games like Skyrim/Fallout/Far Cry because I get motion sickness. I've tried. Plus, I hate games that hav shit like dragons and trolls and all that other fantastical shit. Dungeon crawling, etc.. Is so boring. But after walking around the map finding the poison then slipping it into dude pile of cocaine, then hiding in an armoire and watching him OD/die from poison is much more fun to me than chasing down a dragon or searching a dungeon for some loot.

Don't be hating on dragons dude.

Too late.

I'll read about/watch shit with dragons like Game of Thrones, but those dungeon crawling games are not for me.

Dungeon crawling? I get your criticisms, but I spent two hours roaming Skyrim last night without ever not being able to see the sky.

Dungeon crawling, wandering an open field, doesn't matter I just can't do it. I know I should like it. I know it's an amazing games with countless hours of shit to do, but at the end of the day even if I could get into the fantasy feel, it's the motion sickness that really puts me off. Can't play longer than 30 minutes or so without getting a headache.

Smoke more dope then.

You're funny.

I had these problems before I knew about sweet leaf.

You poor thing.

Just played some MW3 online. And realised how boring it is after a day off sick (mostly) spent on Fallout 3.

Yeah, Bethesda have done a pretty good job of ruining most other games for me!

I kid, I kid. There's still lots of good shit out there. But if all developers put as much effort in as Bethesda, there would be no war because everyone would be playing video games.

Can't do 3D or IMAX movies either!

Crying shame!

Now go fuck another chick in your car but try to remain morally superior cause you "care about her feelings".

Oh, bro, it's cool. I totally know I'm a sleazy, immoral whore at this point in my life. At least, I can watch all the shitty 3D films I want to or go check out an IMAX and be barraged by obnoxious sound and overwhelming visuals. You're not missing much. In terms of theater bullshit or car sex.

Eat me.

Prick.

You don't like looking at your own likeness in games, I take it.

I play games to escape reality not to look in the mirror.

Fuck off.

You can't look at the mirror when you block the window that prevents the sunlight from getting through.

That one was weak. You can do better.