Metal Reviews

I bought a bathing suit today that I actually like.

I don't feel uber self conscious, and I don't think I look chunky.

Although my boobs aren't a "small" anymore.



Over all, i'm pleased.

You don't sound convinced.

in b4 "pix!!!"

I started a black metal band today.

Smaller chests will stand you in good stead. Lower back pain ist not krieg.

/\ But then you can't do that cool thing with the bottle!

Bad day at work. Twat of a boss, blah blah blah.

Twat bosses indeed suck and make work unbearable. I hope your boss suddenly comes out of menopause/manopause.

Small chests vs. big chests
Both have advantages. Guys used to tell me in high school that their frying pan has more boobs than me, but then girls with big chests would tell me that they wish they had my chest because they had back pains, couldn't find sexy bras and had horrible bra strap rashes. I think the grass is almost always greener on the other side when it comes to thinking about boobs, sometimes you just can't win

I feel horribly crusty. I got a second job raising funds for a charity I'm passionate about, and after two days of standing in the rain I fell rather ill, but it wasn't the sniffles or anything similar. I had a pounding headache and horrible nausea that didn't go away until I stuck two fingers down my throat. That sucked

Well, I think my boobs are a good size for me. My sister's boobs are big and she's getting reduction surgery eventually. My mom did the same around her age. I guess I'm fortunate that I have decent sized cans.

Ugh, that sounds terrible. Don't make shoving your fingers down your throat a habit.

I intent to shove my fingers down my throat on a regular basis from now. I fell in love with the sensation of acid stinging my nose and throat (and my eyes too, because anything that winds up in my nose goes to my eyes too). I look forward to my teeth rotting.

I feel a lot better now, I'm in a rather good mood because illness didn't keep me from volunteering at an animal shelter today, although I did a very light shift and didn't do anything except patting and grooming some cats. The goat was reclusive today

[quote="Sasheron"]Twat bosses indeed suck and make work unbearable.[quote]

Thankfully boss twattishness is down today. Far be it from me to support racial sterotypes, but Italians are a bit unpredictable, aren't they? Plus, you wouldn't believe the shitty music that he puts on.

I never knew big boobs were so much trouble...

They're god's gift to men and curse to women. Ah, don't you just love the way he works?

They also menstruate, which is a curse to both sexes.

but helloooo multiple orgasms?

I mean...

yeah, stupid menstruation!

Yeah, like giving us balls without nary a muscle nor bone to protect them.

well, there is a price to pay for being able to piss standing up.

Not a concern for many, i'd wager.

Peeing standing up is over-rated, I don't think there is any real use for it unless you want to use a urinal or desecrate something or pee in a jar. The latter two can be done by women with little effort, and the former requires an arcane skill that only women who are at least lvl 35 hardcore can use. With some simple adjustments, women can pee standing up. There used to be a neat website about how it can be done, but then She-Pee bought the site and replaced the arcane grimoire. I think that skill is useless.

Getting hit in the crotch hurts a lot, but there are fewer vulnerable angles. When I was a kid my sister once kicked me and found that one vulnerable spot. I got told off for wailing like a siren

Menstruation can be reduced or prevented altogether by several means, none of them especially pleasant. There will soon be a mainstream pill on the market that's designed to prevent periods from happening altogether. There will be a lot less rubbish, pain and crazy in the world after that.

Sure, women can have multiple orgasms, but the last time I checked the statistics (Australian statistics) 97% of all men orgasmed from having sex with women, and that statistic was something like 76% for women having sex with men. No fair.

For Dylan:

This is how you deal with that particular inequality -

I for one protect them with my life!

Appreciate the domestic abuse tips.