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Adam · **Posted:** Tue May 12, 2009 1:18 pm

Egar? Is that Edgar's penis loving twin brother?

Fatpom · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:23 am **Posts:** 171

Adam wrote:

Egar? Is that Edgar's penis loving twin brother?

Listen you, this is a music board. Out of respect for the other posters here. Please keep your posts on topic as opposed to using this place as a forum for your ignorant homophobic agenda.

Thanks.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2009 12:34 am

I'm locking this in five posts' time unless this returns to topic.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Fatpom wrote:

Adam wrote:

Egar? Is that Edgar's penis loving twin brother?

Listen you, this is a music board. Out of respect for the other posters here. Please keep your posts on topic as opposed to using this place as a forum for your ignorant homophobic agenda.

Thanks.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Goat wrote:

I'm locking this in five posts' time unless this returns to topic.

Oh, cut the crap. You fuckers are too uptight these days. Loosen your pants and let the balls dangle a bit.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2009 3:35 am

I'm saving this thread right now :lol:

Adam · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2009 5:21 am

Goat wrote:

I'm locking this in five posts' time unless this returns to topic.

Dude its Helheim, let it ride man. Seriously, the word "topic" doesn't exist here.

Adam · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2009 5:34 am

Fatpom wrote:

Listen you, this is a music board. Out of respect for the other posters here. Please keep your posts on topic as opposed to using this place as a forum for your ignorant homophobic agenda.

Thanks.

OK will do, but I'd appreciate it if you put a halt to your assault on the following: tact, proper spelling of classic poet's names, and punctuation.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2009 9:07 am

Satan's Anus wrote:

Goat wrote:

I'm locking this in five posts' time unless this returns to topic.

Oh, cut the crap. You fuckers are too uptight these days. Loosen your pants and let the balls dangle a bit.

Oh yeah, because you can't make a post offtopic without some bastard moderator deleting it and banning you. OH WAIT!

You fuckers are too unappreciative. :lame:

Fatpom · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:23 am **Posts:** 171

Goat wrote:

I'm locking this in five posts' time unless this returns to topic.

So...Ken, um...what you been up to lately?

Thread Saved.

Adam · **Posted:** Fri May 15, 2009 11:46 am

Fatpom wrote:

Goat wrote:

I'm locking this in five posts' time unless this returns to topic.

So...Ken, um...what you been up to lately?

Thread Saved.

Whew, thanks! :lol:

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Fatpom wrote:

Goat wrote:

I'm locking this in five posts' time unless this returns to topic.

So...Ken, um...what you been up to lately?

Thread Saved.

Been drinking with my uncle. You?

Fatpom · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:23 am **Posts:** 171

Satan's Anus wrote:

Fatpom wrote:

Goat wrote:

I'm locking this in five posts' time unless this returns to topic.

So...Ken, um...what you been up to lately?

Thread Saved.

Been drinking with my uncle. You?

Drinking my uncle.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Here is an updated front cover and the back cover.

Artwork by Robert Høyem (http://www.attheends.com)

Slight delay on the launch, too. Our proof looks amazing, but I guess I'm too much of a perfectionist to trust it. To be safe, before I allow others to spend their money on our product, I want to hold a physical copy in my hand. I want to make sure nothing is out of sorts. Unfortunately, that proof hasn't shown up yet. Should be here soon, though.

The debut issue. A hundred pages of dark fiction, featuring T.L. Morganfield, David Niall Wilson, Jennifer Pelland, Kurt Newton, Don D'Ammassa, Mercedes M. Yardley, and more. Interviews with William Ollie, Alan Robert (Life of Agony, Spoiler NYC), and the legendary John Skipp.

Table of Contents:

* Stronger Than Friction: An editorial, by K. Allen Wood
* The Music Box, by T.L. Morganfield
* ‘Til Death Do Us Part, by Jennifer Pelland
* One Foot in Darkness: An interview with John Skipp, by John Boden
* Murder for Beginners, by Mercedes M. Yardley
* First Light, by Les Berkley
* No Superheroes Here: An interview with Alan Robert, by K. Allen Wood
* Complexity, by Don D’Ammassa
* Mulligan Stew, by Brian Rosenberger (Poetry)
* Strange Goods and Other Oddities (Reviews)
* Below the Surface, by Pam L. Wallace
* Slider, by David Niall Wilson
* On a Hellish Road: An interview with William Ollie, by Michell Howarth
* KillerCon: An excerpt, by William Ollie
* The Dead March, by Brian Rappatta
* Thirty-Two Scenes From a Dead Hooker’s Mouth, by Kurt Newton
* Howling Through the Keyhole (Author Notes)

:dio:

Azrael · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:16 am

the artwork looks awesome, well done Ken. also go to the postcount+1 thread and tell me that the guy i posted there doesn't look like he could be your brother.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:19 am

Azrael wrote:

the artwork looks awesome, well done Ken. also go to the postcount+1 thread and tell me that the guy i posted there doesn't look like he could be your Portuguese lovechild.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Thanks, guys! New website is online as well.

http://www.shocktotem.com

:dio:

...off to meet my brother.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Wicked. I finally got the physical proof in today. Here is a short video:

http://tinyurl.com/nyacor

You love it!

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Issue 1 is now available:

http://www.shocktotem.com/shop.html

Rock! :dio:

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Wicked.

http://fright-fest.blogspot.com/2009/07 ... totem.html
http://tff-reviews.blogspot.com/2009/07 ... -2009.html
http://www.amazon.com/review/RJQRQLEKGR ... r_rdp_perm

:dio:

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