Metal Reviews

Today I'm feeling I should tell more people to go eat a cock when their acting like assholes towards me. Everybody says I don't do it often enough, and I'm inclined to agree. On the plus side, kebabs for tea tonight. Nothing like a good elephant leg, even if your shit looks like an oil slick for two weeks afterwards

But if you're too drunk the bird might not be able to fly, if you know what I mean. True story.


Not that it happened to me, it was someone's friends friend's cousin's mother. I'm a sex gawd.

i had a good day at school today, lunch was tight as usual especially with the g of the shit that normally costs 30 for 20.

im pissed off,

the nut on my epiphone came unglued becuase the dirt bag who fixed it before i bought it, only glued it in one spot. Now it has become a buzzsaw for eating strings, and the neck pick up stopped working.

I am going to kill the mother fucker who wont let me return it ot the shop

Damn that sucks dude.

4.5 day trip to London with girlfriend that includes taking in a musical Sesame Street parody, completely free Monday Night Raw (lol), an improv comedy night and oh yeah did I mention Firewind!!!??? = awesome.

I met Gus G and Apollo when they did a pre-show acoustic set/guitar clinic. Woo! Apollo is such a noce guy! He looked like he was going to die of embarassment when he spilled some of his pint over the lady's foot.

Woah, that's awesome dude.

Is the musical avenue Q?

Feeling shitty. We were supposed to start prac last week and I am one of the few who still hasn't had a school allocated to them.

Dammit... So I go out with a nice finnish girl on thursday, and I find out that her best friend is in the hospital with meningitis. In a coma. Dying. Dammit. Then it turns out I know her as well... Shit, would never have expected this. Gah. Fuck, with 100 meningitis cases a year in Switzerland it had to happen to her... Fuck. Just fuck it.

pretty good, there was an annual party at my old high school last night, found people i hadn't seen in ages and all that (and have quite a few beers too ).

there was this rapper ("erva daninha", you know, that weed that kills all the other grass or something) who performed there, right, and people were shouting "erva daninha é paneleiro!" ("ED is a fag!") throughout his set, until about halfway through he stopped, started crying and left the stage! OWNED

then he goes to a stand filled mostly with recent former students, and everyone quiets down so he can do some speech. he said "despite what you called me, i know that deep inside you were proud to have me perform here!" (mind you, no one had ever heard of him), and then paused. some guy took the occasion to rhyme "erva daninha/não tem pelos na pilinha" (ED has no hairs on his dick), and 100 more people roared with laughter at him again. lol, rappers.

Finals are coming. Run for the hills.

Run foooor youuuur LiiiIIIiiiiiveees.

I can't think of a final paragraph for my essay. I'm getting pretty close to "In conclusion, you are all gay lolz"

She died. Yesterday morning they pulled the plug... Her brain was fucked, and if she'd woken up she'd be retarded anyway, so maybe it's better... Fuck.

Can't go wrong with that.

Srsly. I feel like Eddie a la the "Killers" cover is waiting for me just around the corner.

On a related note, i've been thinking of getting a tattoo of that someday. Or maybe Eddie from the Piece of Mind cover.

:(?

tatoos of bands is the worst idea i have ever heard. Every time i see it on some one i want to assault them.