Metal Reviews

I'm looking forward to it.

you want a friend to spoil it for you?

i hope it comes out a zombie and tears up her v-hole and she dies and finally shuts the fuck up. man i hate her. sad to see Hershel get fucked over, though. hope he gets a badass machine gun leg like in Planet Terror or something. maybe they fucked him so the team can move faster - the pregnant cow dies, there is no stupid-ass baby and the old dude is gone too.

but bear with me here: if everyone's already infected, as indicated by freshly-killed people coming back all zombified, then everyone's also imune... while they're alive. so Hershel will, or at least should, not become a zombie in case he survives the bite/amputation.

bet they wanted to kill the black guy but can't because it's bad enough that he doesn't even talk lol.

hahaha

So here lies a big issue for the show, people are turning simply by bites and scratches, but then they kinda made it seem like you completely had to die, which isn't the case for that guy from the first season that they left on the side of the road... Hacking off his leg only works if it transfers through the blood and saliva a la AIDS or something. I did see a black dude in the set of prisoners who was a pretty huge guy so maybe they can finally kill off T-Dawg who is kinda a douche anyways from the second episode. And I still wonder if Merle is going to come back or did they resolve that last season? I don't remember.

they didn't resolve it, no.

good to know you already spotted the potential next black cast member

Trailer Park Boys season 1

Hello old friend, it's nice to see you once again.

Cyrus is perfect.

"Go fuck off somewhere, I got work to do."

They toured here a few months ago, and I went to see them. Completely original script for the live show. Value for money. Fuck, I love them so much.

I've been watching the new season of American Horror Story, having not watched it in the past. Kinda hard to get into.

new season has nothing to do with the last season. the first season you will love trapt. im not to sure about this one yet.

Hence I figured I'd give it a shot and not really enjoying it.

Randy and Lahey came to my local college, which is literally a stones throw from my driveway, but I missed them. My buddy saw them though and said they were hilarious. Even chilled at the school bar and got pretty drunk afterwards. So pissed I missed that.

I'm watching "outback hunters" on history channel. These guys are fucking awesome. They hunt crocs.

But why does the History Channel even bother to call themselves "the History Channel"? Didn't that stuff used to be on Discovery?

Even when they did show mainly historical programs, it was more like "the WW2 channel" than "the History Channel"

Or the "Abe Lincoln" channel. Still, they have old series in their catalog on Napoleon and BBC specials on WWI and such, they just air all that stuff on the "Military History Channel" now: gotta make room for Pawn Stars!

The history of America becomes the disparate tales of the circulation of commodities, am I right?

*Insert awkward anti-communist riff, Tehom-style*

The history channel doesn't really have too many documentaries anymore but where I live they have another channel called H2 and they have all the documentaries.

Highlander becomes pretty heavy on rehashed flashbacks after five seasons. It wouldn't be so bad maybe if I hadn't watched all four season in little less than a month... but I find myself skipping minutes every episode just because I saw them, but not two weeks ago.

Holy shit, Supernatural gets old quickly, and I've only seen ten episodes of the first season. It's just the same fucking formula over and over and over again. And I thought the first episode was quite promising. Assholes.

Ummm they kill monsters. That's the formula. What else did you expect? They're tracking the yellow eyed demon for at least the first two seasons. At some point, more intense demons happen, but basically same ol' schtick. The series never goes full tilt into storyline mode insofar as there are always quite a few one-off episodes.