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Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:15 am

No, yeah, right, OK - I'm speechless - but, why don't you try to play for real once, quickly win a shitload of money (or quickly lose, in case of bad luck), and get out of the casino ? You're good at a game. Exploit this asset.

No ?

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:25 am

Texas Hold Em :dio:

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:28 am

Adveser wrote:

Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:

Adveser wrote:

I'm unbelievably good

As I already told you in another thread, you would make a fantastic Frenchman. That's a compliment.

I'll take the compliment. I say that about Blackjack because I win at least 60% of the time, which is unbelievable statistically. Whether it's a cheap handheld video game, in Las Venturas, with Grandma, or at casio night at an old condo. I can't lose at Blackjack...which is why I won't play at a Casino because I would eventually lose, iuf that makes sense.

Blackjack is the only game where a smart player going against the dealer's predetermined moves has a better than 50% chance of winning.

Rhys · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:03 pm

Used to play blackjack/pontoon at the casino pretty often, just played $5 chips, never wasted more than $100 a night.

Never really won, except once when I won like $150, but I owed my parents money so I went home drunk and cheered at them and threw the money on their bed while they slept :lol:

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:04 pm

Rhys wrote:

Used to play blackjack/pontoon at the casino pretty often, just played $5 chips, never wasted more than $100 a night.

Never really won, except once when I won like $150, but I owed my parents money so I went home drunk and cheered at them and threw the money on their bed while they slept :lol:

North From Here · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:58 pm

Back in my days of associating with people I used to be pretty damn good at Texas Hold'Em. I didn't play many hands, but when I did I had a tendency to win big. College kids are generally dumb, and thus they don't pick up on a conservative player staying in the hand usually means they should get out! I used this, plus being only about 15% human, to my advantage in the mind war that is poker.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:23 pm

I like how this betting thread has unleashed everyone's natural boaster.

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:42 pm

Goat wrote:

:lol: I like how this betting thread has unleashed everyone's natural boaster.

Just wait for my "How long is your dick" thread.

North From Here · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:23 pm

Goat wrote:

:lol: I like how this betting thread has unleashed everyone's natural boaster.

I did win hundreds of dollars, I think I only lost twice.
I'm really not one to brag normally, but does it surprise anyone that I (a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma and all that jazz) would be good at a game like that?

Oh, and since Bruce brought it up, I do have a pretty big dick too. :lol:

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:37 pm

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Oh, and since Bruce brought it up, I do have a pretty big dick too. :lol:

*snort*
WHERE IS MY FUCKING WEBCAM WHEN I NEED IT ?!

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