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Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Fatpom wrote:

Hey "Anus" is this up on Amazon? :lol:

It will be, and I would hope that you'd steer clear of it. Haha. You'd not be fucking with me, but all these other authors. That wouldn't be right.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

The Evil Dead wrote:

So did you log into MR instead of your Myspace or what brah?

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

Satan's Anus wrote:

Lucifer's Son wrote:

Anus, who's the cover art from?

I think I picked a bad username. :lol:

The cover art was done by Robert Hoyem (http://www.attheends.com). He's very good, very prompt. And, most importantly, reasonably priced, which is awesome. Too many graphic designers charge way too fucking much.

I think it's totally you. :lol:

And, indeed, that's some quality artwork! :dio:

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

Satan's Anus wrote:

And what's this copyright thing? If we accept your story, it is protected under copyright.

Quote:

11. COPYRIGHT:

(a) The Publisher agrees to list a proper copyright notice for the Work in the name of the Author within the publication, and to take all necessary steps to protect the Author's copyright in the United States and through international copyright conventions.

That's all you need. I don't know of any author that goes out and secures their own copyrights.

Oh. I had this crazy idea that you had to secure your own copyrights for some reason.

Well, I'll take a look-see at one and send it off after giving it a shave and shower, then.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Dead Machine wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

And what's this copyright thing? If we accept your story, it is protected under copyright.

Quote:

11. COPYRIGHT:

(a) The Publisher agrees to list a proper copyright notice for the Work in the name of the Author within the publication, and to take all necessary steps to protect the Author's copyright in the United States and through international copyright conventions.

That's all you need. I don't know of any author that goes out and secures their own copyrights.

Oh. I had this crazy idea that you had to secure your own copyrights for some reason.

Well, I'll take a look-see at one and send it off after giving it a shave and shower, then.

Well, you have three months. We're closed for submissions until August 1. Though if you want to get some opinions on it before then, sign up at our forum. We have a hidden forum for story critiques.

Fatpom · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:23 am **Posts:** 171

Now being compelled to post something encouraging, I offer this.

Having sampled the work from your previous 'career' I think you've made the right choice.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Fatpom wrote:

Now being compelled to post something encouraging, I offer this.

Having sampled the work from your previous 'career' I think you've made the right choice.

You talking music or my...uh...emoetry?

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Mon May 04, 2009 8:36 am

Well glad you found a hobby to keep you busy.

Fatpom · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:23 am **Posts:** 171

Satan's Anus wrote:

Fatpom wrote:

Now being compelled to post something encouraging, I offer this.

Having sampled the work from your previous 'career' I think you've made the right choice.

You talking music or my...uh...emoetry?

I was referring to the "songs" of yours I've heard. But I guess it works either way. :wink:

Hey, recently I was having a non-e conversation with friends and the subject of poetry being really gay, came up.

I quoted some of your stuff. Big laughs.

True Story. :lol:

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Fatpom wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Fatpom wrote:

Now being compelled to post something encouraging, I offer this.

Having sampled the work from your previous 'career' I think you've made the right choice.

You talking music or my...uh...emoetry?

I was referring to the "songs" of yours I've heard. But I guess it works either way. :wink:

Hey, recently I was having a non-e conversation with friends and the subject of poetry being really gay, came up.

I quoted some of your stuff. Big laughs.

True Story. :lol:

How the fuck are you quoting that shit? You saved it? Haha.

I mean...asshole. :lame:

Fatpom · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:23 am **Posts:** 171

Satan's Anus wrote:

:lol:

How the fuck are you quoting that shit? You saved it? Haha.

I mean...asshole. :lame:

I suppose its kinda like you being able to describe every freckle & vein on your uncles cock.

I'm pretty ashamed of myself and I wish it never happened. But things that horrific get burned into your memory.

Adam · **Posted:** Mon May 11, 2009 3:00 pm

What the fuck is going on? I think I speak for most when I say that you can keep comments about an uncle's cock to yourself. Seriously, cut the shit.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Mon May 11, 2009 3:35 pm

Adam wrote:

What the fuck is going on? I think I speak for most when I say that you can keep comments about an uncle's cock to yourself. Seriously, cut the shit.

I think he was comparing Ken's poetry to something as horrible as being raped by your uncle.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon May 11, 2009 3:40 pm

Still, wanting to read a thread about Ken's new project, and coming across vivid descriptions of Fatporn's uncle's genitalia must be quite shocking.

Maybe it's been weighing on Fatporn's mind recently. Fatporn, if you ever want to share, get all that darkness out in the air, then there's a group of people who can help. They're called the police, and had a successful pop career back in the day playing a form of white reggae.

Adam · **Posted:** Mon May 11, 2009 4:38 pm

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Adam wrote:

What the fuck is going on? I think I speak for most when I say that you can keep comments about an uncle's cock to yourself. Seriously, cut the shit.

I think he was comparing Ken's poetry to something as horrible as being raped by your uncle.

Yeah, I realize that, but I still think there are less vomit inducing ways to make an analogy.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Mon May 11, 2009 8:27 pm

But none as effective.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Adam wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Adam wrote:

What the fuck is going on? I think I speak for most when I say that you can keep comments about an uncle's cock to yourself. Seriously, cut the shit.

I think he was comparing Ken's poetry to something as horrible as being raped by your uncle.

Yeah, I realize that, but I still think there are less vomit inducing ways to make an analogy.

Don't worry. Fagporn and I have actually shared cock, so it's all good.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Tue May 12, 2009 12:44 am

Satan's Anus wrote:

Adam wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Adam wrote:

What the fuck is going on? I think I speak for most when I say that you can keep comments about an uncle's cock to yourself. Seriously, cut the shit.

I think he was comparing Ken's poetry to something as horrible as being raped by your uncle.

Yeah, I realize that, but I still think there are less vomit inducing ways to make an analogy.

Don't worry. Fagporn and I have actually shared cock, so it's all good.

There is so much wrong with that post I have no comment :omfg:

Fatpom · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:23 am **Posts:** 171

Goat wrote:

Still, wanting to read a thread about Ken's new project, and coming across vivid descriptions of Fatporn's uncle's genitalia must be quite shocking.

Pumping blood and life afloat
The journey begins in a ginger scrote
Riding down the serpents back
Slithering, sliding, from sack to crack
Fangs exposed and then explode
Opens wide the pink commode.
Rears its head and spits its load.
Venom unleashed by the snake you rode.
Dirty and delicious with varicose vein.
Long and hard will be this cobra kings reign.
Possessing 4 skins & shedding them too.
Hoping this was vivid enough for you.

Blow me.

-Egar Allen Poe.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

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