Metal Reviews

True. I guess I'm generally skeptical when guys blame girls for leading them on because in my experience it's usually not just attention seeking or malicious or whatever.

nope this was malicious. and dont get me wrong, i like girls. meaning i dont hate them. after this whole experiance in my youth im more guarded and less likely to truly open up and allow myself to grow attached but i dont treat or talk bad about all girls. this particular girl is kind of evil though.

Rightfully so, but I'm siding with snake on this one. Regardless, it just wouldn't be good for him so fuck her.

Going to London later today for a long weekend. Should be good. Shout out if any of you are in the area

hungover after a rough night out. why, you ask?

BECAUSE I GOT A FUCKING JOB OFFER. and a really good fucking job offer at that. it's for a finance/accounting job, with about 2 months in Paris for training and visa paperwork. visa paperwork because after Paris i'll go to BRAZIL until the end of 2013! the job is based in a town some 40km from São Paulo, Itaquaquecetuba (awesome name, btw), which to be honest looks pretty crappy, but the guy suggested i look for a place in Guarulhos which is 20km from both cities.

the salary seems quite high, flights are included, and the contract is renewable, plus i'll be closer to my sister who is currently living in Chile. it took me ages to find a job (been looking since last september) but it paid off.

it's funny, they wanted someone with knowledge of International Financial Reporting Standards, which is what i was working on in that shitty internship i wrote about in april this year!

really, really happy.

Cheers, guy. That sounds crazy awesome.

A big congratulations on my part Azi. That's fucking great to hear, buddy. Sounds very promising indeed!

Things on my front: My patience is being rewarded. We finally held very tight hands last night and she was in my arms for a very long time. The intimacy is definitely becoming a reality and she wants to meet my family.

Bravo. Patience is a virtue or some kind of bollocks like that. On my front, I got dumped. Because she wasn't quite ready for dating and her life was a little too busy for fitting me into it. Whatever. Middle fingers. She still invited me to her Halloween party with all of her friends, which could possibly be one of the most awkward settings I would ever have to enter into and hence I opted not to go.

Oh dude I am saddened to hear that . You were way too good for her anyway. And she had a child which was sort of a slippery slope? Hmmm? I'm sure you'll have many a great opportunities to meet someone that you're truly compatible with and wants you too You're only starting your career so you'll have plenty of opportunities yet to come!

Hordes Up!

I'm not crushed by any means. The chance to just have a woman around was nice. Possibilities and what not... On to the next one.

Yeah I knew you weren't crushed. On to the next, buddy.

I'm in relaxation mode today. Not sure if I should be, since I have stuff to do, but it's nice.

Congrats to DI and Azi. Trapt, that sucks dude. She had baggage anyway man. You can do better, you onesie wearing bastard!!!

Cheers.

HAHAHAHAHA!

today was a good day. well, it was a normal day and thats good enough for me. i worked. i got paid. i did good this week. monetarily anyway. i was in south philly working around the corner from my dads. it was my grandmothers birthday so after work we shot right over there and ate and stuff.

long story time.

ok my dads got a house by the stadium and a house a couple blocks over too. my father got married after my parents got divorced. me and my 25 year old sister are from his first marriage. when he got remarried he had two more kids. my 18 year old sister and my 10 year old brother. since then he got divorced again.

anyway his second wifes mother had 4 kids 2 boys 2 girls. my dad married the younger of the sisters. my step-grandmother has money but is going senile. she hates my ex-stepmother and wrote her out of the will. thats been going on for awhile.

the sister of my stepmother hasnt dated in like 10 years and all of a sudden a couple months ago she pops in with this guy. the guy look exactly like a taller ron perlman. he is a big guy but he is a total douchebag. ill explain...

so ron perlman tells stories and constantly flexes whenever he is around. he will corner you into a convo and then he will puff out his chest and flex while he is talking to you.

my dad was telling me about the first time he met him. he says "carm i was taslking to this guy and he puffed out his chest. i wanted to hit him just to see if i could knock him down." i loled because the way he said it was just funny as hell.

so my dad rents the vacant house to ron perlman and his girl. we are doing a house on the same street and my fathers telling me this guy walk around outside with his shirt off (it was still hot out) talking on his phone. sure enough im painting by the window and i see this guy who is big but not big enough to be walking like a body builder chest puffed out talking on the phone. what a wanker!!

so we have a bbq and they come over. not only does this guy talk shit he tells stories. he tells my half-sister that he was a chemist who specialized in explosives. the government was interested so they flew him out to nevada to the desert and they were testing them. the other scientists were so intereseted that the president flew out to witness these explosions. i get the douche chills and laugh hysterically.

ok so theres some backstory but im not done yet.

now my step grandmother is losing her shit. she cant remember much. all she consistatly remembers is she hates my stepmother and that she promised to pay for my half sisters college. now rons perlmans girl has always taken great care of my half-sister. and would normally never do what im about to tell you.

so ron perlman and my step aunt take control of step grannys money cause she cant remember anything which makes sense. now last week step aunt tells half sister that she needs to find a way to pay for college next year cause the money is gone.

normally she would never do something like that but ron perlman is in her ear. meanwhile we are at work and ron comes in and has a clip board. i stopped talking to this guy a while back because he told me he was a lawyer and handed me a card that was sun stained and falling apart. on a whim i checked out the firm on google. there is no firm on google or anywhere on the internet.

so being the criminal i am i start putting pieces together. this fucking guy is a conman if i ever met one. it all makes sense. he is smart. he knows a little bit about a lot of shit but can never back it up.

back to the clipboard. he comes in tries to say hi to me and i grunt at him because i really want to fight him but its really none of my business and im on parole. i totally dismiss him. anyway he starts talking to my father and im listening. he goes on to show my father all the plans he has for my stepgrandmothers house. they want to move back in there and remodel. with step grannys money. with my sisters college money.

now my ex stepmother gets wind of this and flip her shit. she was always crazy and very very south philly. so she goes over there with her boyfriend to confront her sister and ron perlman. her boyfriend goes up to ron perlman and ron perlman tells him to "step back!! i cant fight you. ill go to prison. im a black belt and my hands are lethal weapons." hahahaha now this motherfucker is a blackbelt?? wtf.

so now this guy is gong around talking he is a black belt and all this other bullshit. so long story. the point is my step aunt is being conned and my sister got taken. and im pissed.

they are still at my dads old house to which i have a key still. tonight one of my stepuncles had a party and everyone went but me and my two sisters. we decided to go to the house and snoop. the guy has a office we know and he has no job and no money so we were curious to see what was in there.

so we go in. we go up to the office and very carefully start trying to find whatever info we can on this guy. turns out he owes over 20,000 to the irs. we got his ax id number so we can search for his history. social number. i found a letter to him from a guy that said "im still sending your wife that stuff if you get (insert name) tax id number we can make alot of money". wtf does that mean? the filing cabnit had file folders with blank paper in them. i found no law documents or anything with that companies name on it. i found nothing indicating this guy was a chemist.

we made sure everything was left the way it was and got out of there. tomorrow we are gonna use the info we found to run his name and see if it is his name.

obviously there is more to the story and those stories arent the only ones he told. im shortining because this is a huge post.

so maybe it was not a normal day but it felt like a good day.

and yes everyone in my family is slightly crazy.

thanks guys

Nima, i'm really glad to hear that. hope it goes even better from now on!

snake that's fucked up.

The night I was out with my lady friend she asked why am I so nice to her? And I replied that when a girl deserves it you should treat her like a princess. Why do you think she has asked me that? I really wonder...

Because you shouldn't be nice to her, because she did something awful when you two were on hiatus. She is now expecting you to view her as she views herself. I say that shit but it's probably awful to fuck with you like that. Just kidding. I've been reading too much psychoanalysis today.

@snake: Dude, you are so fucking Philly lol.

I got dumped by that girl after a few weeks, I was supposed to go to her party last night, but given that she wasn't interested in seeing me, I thought it would be fucked up to go over there. Instead, I was going to sit around and drink. Then friends mentioned they were going to DC so I tagged along. We had no idea where we were going, but got off the subway behind some hot chicks. We found a bar, danced with a chick and then my buddy was talking to this girl. Two hours later, he's blasted and I'm talking to her, the lights turn on before bar close and I got her number. This morning, I preceded to call dibs on her with the guy and began texting her all day. I think she might like me. And class is cancelled tomorrow due to sandy vagina.

Happy for you Kyle. I knew you were kidding even before you mentioned that you were fucking with me . Things are really really well with her. She's coming to see my family some time next week.