Metal Reviews

Tell me about it, his values scale was impossible to follow. If coffee drinkers are disgusting, there's no adjectives left for real bastards like say, rapists, terrorists, and Dark Moor.

But seriously, coffee breath is like the worst thing in the world. Behind puppy rape of course.

And Addys singing.

I actually would like to hear Addy butcher some Dark Moor.

Would probably sound like puppies being raped.

Heh. Sounds like fun.

Must be a french thing.

It is known.

i put too much maple syrup in my tea

Watch, people. Watch the man who thinks coffee drinkers disgusting, and despair!

I'm afraid. First someone wants Elisa Martin in Lost Horizon and now this... perhaps the Mayan prophecies aren't so crazy after all.

it was like drinking a pancake.

I know, that was also my conclusion. They must have designed a virus or something that renders people insane. But they'll never take me alive, oooh no. I'm going delete a thread or three by mistake, and then shoot myself.

Man I need to rape something, where is my puppy when I need it?

I hate freckles on grown adults. This chick I'm talking to would be rather hot if not for the freckles which put her in decent range.

You're crazy man.

Also, you should appreciate someone's looks for what they are, not for what you wish they were.

This.

Indeed. Freckles are totes adorbs.

Way to be mature about it.

Mom and sister are most likely leaving for Iran in a while. That means me and pops will have the house for ourselves for 3 weeks time. There's absolutely nothing wrong when they're around, but no women in the house is definitely an advantage.

Why is it an advantage? Women clean and cook, now you'll have to those (horrible and unmanly) things by yourself.