Metal Reviews

Congrats man!

I loled. But I love Zad's argument: "trains are too slow they won't kill you quick enough, boss".

Cheers, wally.

The Rickards Red is going down smooth on this Thursdays eve.

I had to say something to put him off. Guy asked if I thought it'd be quick and I honestly think it'd be a fucking awful way to die...

It's strange. I figured out some weird shit I can do with my voice, not the least of which is that I can capture my brain waves on a recording. All those low frequencies you may have seen from my graphs...they are the same frequencies as the various types of brain waves. I always have a strong resonance at 11hz, the alpha waves and it seems like all the other types of brain waves are there too. Weird shit. The frequencies/ranges match perfectly.

Apparently when I sing I am amplifying my brain waves too and it makes my skin conductive. If there is more potential energy in the ground than the surface area of the skin touching my mic, I get a small shock!

Therefore, I shall conclude the electrical system in our body runs on COLD electricity and if amplified by the resonance of the voice, ect. it can effectively gain enough potential energy to jump the gap and can create electric conductance. I say cold energy because the system does not generate excessive heat during hysteresis (which is basically "negative resistance" energy multiplying itself until the heat physically breaks the semiconductor crystals.) What that means I don't know. Does this mean we can send each other electrical signals so that we can experience each others emotions? That's basically what recording music is

I have a pic of my voice hitting the resonant 11Hz (E(-1)) alpha brain wave and causing the avalanche effect famous in electronics, which you have all seen. I didn't even know what it was at the time.

I'm on to something here...To New Horizons Fly!

The problem with that is that I have credentials in Electronics and everything I wrote I have evidence for by the truckload.

It takes 56.5 feet to compress and rarefract a sine wave at 20hz, so how is our brain operating at 3-100hz? According to Nikola Tesla, there is a nanoscale subset of electromagnetic waves called the scalar potential that does not need a amount massive space to propagate. He discovered cold electricity himself and knew it's physical properties. In other news, thoughts travel faster than the speed of light.

My hypothesis is that a human being is a closed loop electrical system that can be made an open loop by increased current gain and turning carbon into a conductor of electricity. What we can do with the electrical signals generated by the circuit is a mystery. It may be as simple as getting horny puts you in an intense Alpha state so that lovers can communicate and exchange physical energy while fucking.

Right.

It is known.

It is known, Khaleesi.

My right ear is kinda raping me right now with the tinnitus turned up to 11 and having a mild/medium attack of hyperacusis at the same time

And i have to get up early for some stuff for work and it's almost 1 in the morning over here now...yeah i'm fucked...

Smoke a joint!

Pretty good actually. Some highlights from yesterday's practice. Could be better if I felt like doing more than one take per song.

http://www.mediafire.com/?o66bq9hz8153m

On Today's agenda for later I'm going to finally get those lost horizon songs right. Yesterday's attempts were only about 90% there.

Feeling pretty good. England won, getting on great with the ladyfriend, had a great drunken chat with a(nother lady) friend last night, made it home without falling asleep/being mugged, and Adveser has discovered the secret to telepathy. Fuck yeah!

I was at a bar and ended up talking to a lady who turns out to be a stripper. I was totally not invested in it. I was playing it off like I was just passing the time, but waking up this morning I realized that I totally have a thing for this girl :(

If she doesn't have a problem being a stripper then why should you?

It wouldn't have been an issue. I don't think. Crisis averted, though. Looked at her facebook photos and not as hot as I thought she was/remembered her being. Eh, I probably won't pursue it.

Speaking of strippers, i was in one of the local clubs last night and I started chatting to this 34 year old stripper. Nothing stunning, but not bad looking at all. What amused me, however, was that she seemed genuinely disappointed when told I had a girlfriend, asked if we were open to threesomes ( ) and insisted I give her my facebook. Being a convoluted facebook name, she seemed skeptical about its authenticity. I figured she'd been offended and would leave it at that, but this afternoon when I checked my fb at work I discovered that she had in fact added me. I also discovered that while she is indeed good-looking for her age, alcohol, dim lights and makeup can do wonders.

You're talking about a 34-year old...

30 is the new 50 for women. For men, 50 is the new 30.

EDIT: Also, Scotland doesn't seem to let its women age in the best of ways.