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Eyesore
 Post subject: How Many Boogers Are Under Your Chair?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:59 am 
I'm at work, and I don't want to look, but I'm willing to bet there are 300+ boogers on the underside of this chair. How many you got?
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Carnifex Umbris
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Mine are all on the underside of my desk. My chair's clean :D
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:30 am 
Morlock wrote:
Mine are all on the underside of my desk. My chair's clean :D

Disgusting.
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zero. the carpet's matted in hair though. ah the trials and tribulations of having a long curly mane..
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A lot. I'll pick my nose anywhere at anytime.
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Lemme check....

GIAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

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that's just gross...

not your pic Sir, that was great ! I should vote you for funniest of the lot !
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None, now the carpet and some of the walls at work is a different story. Why pick when you can go the hands free method and rocket those bad boys.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:02 am 
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None, now the carpet and some of the walls at work is a different story. Why pick when you can go the hands free method and rocket those bad boys.

Yeah, "The Flick" is always a good option, but I've notice far too often that I'm having to go and get them like 3 or 4 times after they land on someone else's monitor, coffee cup, or keyboard. Sometimes it's just not worth it. "The Flick" is situational and not very office-friendly.
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Argonaut
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Eyesore wrote:
Argonaut wrote:
None, now the carpet and some of the walls at work is a different story. Why pick when you can go the hands free method and rocket those bad boys.

Yeah, "The Flick" is always a good option, but I've notice far too often that I'm having to go and get them like 3 or 4 times after they land on someone else's monitor, coffee cup, or keyboard. Sometimes it's just not worth it. "The Flick" is situational and not very office-friendly.


I respectivly dissagree kind sir, just explain to your fellow office workers that it is a gift of affection, like when your pet cat kills a mouse or bird and leaves it at your doorstep.
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Astaroth
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none! i eat mine
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Radagast
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Zero.

By the way, "boogers" is a crap word. Its got to be bogies or snotters.


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Dago
 Post subject: Re: How Many Boogers Are Under Your Chair?
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Eyesore wrote:
I'm at work, and I don't want to look, but I'm willing to bet there are 300+ boogers on the underside of this chair. How many you got?


More like 300 pieces of gum...
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Goat
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Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America...
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Eyesore
 Post subject: Re: How Many Boogers Are Under Your Chair?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:52 pm 
Dago wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
I'm at work, and I don't want to look, but I'm willing to bet there are 300+ boogers on the underside of this chair. How many you got?

More like 300 pieces of gum...

You're SO mallcore!
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Eyesore
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Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America...

Some days you just don't have a tissue, fucknuts. And I will give you some advice, I've been doing this since I started boxing, use Q-Tips instead of tissues, when you can. You'd be amazed at how much booger you can get in just one twirl.


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Goat
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Eyesore wrote:
Zad wrote:
Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America...

Some days you just don't have a tissue, fucknuts. And I will give you some advice, I've been doing this since I started boxing, use Q-Tips instead of tissues, when you can. You'd be amazed at how much booger you can get in just one twirl.


"You just a tissue, fucknuts"?!

anglais, s'il vous plait.
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Eyesore
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Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Zad wrote:
Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America...

Some days you just don't have a tissue, fucknuts. And I will give you some advice, I've been doing this since I started boxing, use Q-Tips instead of tissues, when you can. You'd be amazed at how much booger you can get in just one twirl.


"You just a tissue, fucknuts"?!

anglais, s'il vous plait.

Huh?
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Goat
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Eyesore wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Zad wrote:
Um, I use tissues to blow my nose on. Maybe you should try them, I think they do them in America...

Some days you just don't have a tissue, fucknuts. And I will give you some advice, I've been doing this since I started boxing, use Q-Tips instead of tissues, when you can. You'd be amazed at how much booger you can get in just one twirl.


"You just a tissue, fucknuts"?!

anglais, s'il vous plait.

Huh?


WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

geddit now?
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