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juannaman
 Post subject: what is the most metal way of having sex
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:02 pm 
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just wondering because of manowar's into glory ride
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Cú Chulainn
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juannaman
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:dio: metal kamsutra i guess
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Cú Chulainn
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Oh, now I remember what Alice Cooper said about sex:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_CRjq96B5k

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juannaman
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i can't acces youtube at the moment
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Cara
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Abstinence is pretty metal.

LOL, who am I kidding?
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juannaman
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true but more than a few metalheads would disagree
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ganeshaRules
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Grandfather Tell Me A Sex Story
Oh All Right Go And Get Your Kamasutra
No No Not One Of Those, A Real Story
A Real Story
Yes Tell Me About When You Were A Sex Machine...
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juannaman
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hahaha fuckin awesome dude
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Rhys
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Cara wrote:
Abstinence is pretty metal.

LOL, who am I kidding?


Care is not teh virgin of purity?
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Emmerder
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Naked mosh pit.





No homo.
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Dago
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Slitting her throat, covered in shit. :unsure:
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noodles
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with a bear you have just beaten into submission
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juannaman
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ha naked mosh pit would be awesome
like one guy and 10 girls
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Cara
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This is such a ridiculous thread.
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noodles
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juannaman wrote:
ha naked mosh pit would be awesome
like one guy and 10 girls


i think at a metal show you'd be lucky to have one girl and ten guys.
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juannaman
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sad but true
another way is to play sumthin fron kill em all and screw them like the songs fast and hard
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Cara
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:rolleyes:

What are you, like 10?
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juannaman
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frankly a few years older than that
what about you
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Cara
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Creep
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