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Seinfeld26
 Post subject: Possibly the most retarded video game ever made
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:23 pm 
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Well, the Angry Video Game Nerd has finally done it. I think he's finally found the most retarded video game since Custer's Revenge: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (yes, that's the actual title). An "interactive romantic comedy" from the (presumably) defunct Kirin Entertainment:

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry ... 1?type=mov
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HAHAHA!!!!!
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Yeah, I saw this yesterday. One of his best reviews in a while and his previous one (Mario Is Missing) was great too.
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The guy has the most annoying voice... Yahtzee Crowshaw is much funnier. But yes, the game looks shite.
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You know, as a middle school kid, I was fascinated by that whole "multimedia movement." Although it began more-or-less in 1990/1991, it didn't really become accessible to me until Spring, 1994 when my parents installed a CD Rom drive and Soundblaster 16 soundcard onto our then-new computer. I remember being fascinated by the technology (OMG!!! RAEL VIDEO ON MY COMPTUER!!!111111), but looking back, most of what came out of that whole movement was either silly kids' games (who could forget "interactive storybooks"? :wacko: ) or garbage like this and Night Trap.
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I loved the game admonishing him for his immoral story choices.
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Man, that "game" looks so terrible!

The AVGN rules.
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LOL looks like that game cost about $5 to make.

At least the chick looked hot :lol:
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That game looked like shit, but I'm not a big fan of the AVGN...he acts really pissed off or whatever but really just looks like a total idiot.
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The Nostalgia Critic is much better.

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Seinfeld26
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Heh heh. The entire game can actually be "played" on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjMAG5IDnek

After seeing the plumber dance to "You're The Star!", I just had to stop playing. :unsure:
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