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| Author: | Kuruus [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | For anyone who hates Nu-Metal |
This is a must read...LMAO http://www.entertainment.inuk.com/music ... guide.html |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:52 am ] |
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Great site.
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| Author: | Open Mind [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: For anyone who hates Nu-Metal |
Anonymous Metalhead wrote:
Bullshit. You could do this easily for Black or Power - without changing too much of the contents. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: For anyone who hates Nu-Metal |
Open Mind wrote: Anonymous Metalhead wrote: Bullshit. You could do this easily for Black or Power - without changing too much of the contents. Well black and power metal are pretty easy to make fun of (I mean they dress like fantasy warriors and death knights). But nonetheless, you would need to change a lot of the contents. And those music types involve talent as well. Well, power metal atleast. |
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| Author: | Misha [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:58 am ] |
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i got one for black metal from deathkvlt, which is exraordinatily funny, and recognizable at times :oops: |
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| Author: | Desolate [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:56 pm ] |
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I've got a lot of those... but the best ones are for power and black, especially the last rule for a tr00 guy
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| Author: | Misha [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:04 pm ] |
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yeah i think i have that one: 1. don't be gay 2. be true 3. everyone that is not true is gay 4. be grim 5. be necro 6. be necro and grim at the same time whenever possible etc. They are so recognizable: 94. own all darkthrone darkthrone releases, listen to exactly none of them :mrgreen: |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:52 pm ] |
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http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/index.php You can find nu, black, doom, and prog there. The Doom List wrote: 157. Impaled Nazarene are Doom because of the shear number of goats involved.
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| Author: | Kuruus [ Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:15 pm ] |
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CollisionInMind wrote: http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/index.php
You can find nu, black, doom, and prog there. The Doom List wrote: 157. Impaled Nazarene are Doom because of the shear number of goats involved. They have hardcore, as well. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:12 pm ] |
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Gast1 wrote: 94. own all darkthrone darkthrone releases, listen to exactly none of them :mrgreen:
Nail on the head, anyone? |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:31 pm ] |
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LOL! "33. You think that by dressing, looking and talking like every other Mallcore simpleton that you're showing your individuality and expressing your uniqueness." "66. You've heard real metal and you don't like it." "89. You use your index, pinky AND thumb when making the metal salute." and the prog: 39. Make sure your bass-player has as many strings as possible. Don`t worry if he uses approximately three of the 11 strings on his custom Carvin 30 kg bass regularly, just give him a bass solo in the middle of your mandatory instrumental tune(more on that later)where he can really show the extent of his instruments capabilities. Imagine the range of scales on an instrument like that! 30kg bass.. LOL! |
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| Author: | Seinfeld26 [ Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:42 am ] |
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Funny shit. I've actually got another entry for that list of ways to start a nu-metal band: Make sure at least one of your songs is featured in an EA Games or EA Sports title. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: For anyone who hates Nu-Metal |
Jaden wrote: Open Mind wrote: Anonymous Metalhead wrote: Bullshit. You could do this easily for Black or Power - without changing too much of the contents. Well black and power metal are pretty easy to make fun of (I mean they dress like fantasy warriors and death knights). But nonetheless, you would need to change a lot of the contents. And those music types involve talent as well. Well, power metal atleast. that's a bit arogant Jaden.. I think there are some talented composers and musicians on the nu-metal scene.. sure they sold their souls to the north american entertainment industry but they remain talented fellows playing good songs with bad bad bad lyrics, bad bad bad arrangements, lots of annoying clichés... all in all, not good music but that doesn't mean that none of those people actually possess a hint of talent.... |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: For anyone who hates Nu-Metal |
The Immortal Emokid wrote: Jaden wrote: Open Mind wrote: Anonymous Metalhead wrote: Bullshit. You could do this easily for Black or Power - without changing too much of the contents. Well black and power metal are pretty easy to make fun of (I mean they dress like fantasy warriors and death knights). But nonetheless, you would need to change a lot of the contents. And those music types involve talent as well. Well, power metal atleast. that's a bit arogant Jaden.. I think there are some talented composers and musicians on the nu-metal scene.. sure they sold their souls to the north american entertainment industry but they remain talented fellows playing good songs with bad bad bad lyrics, bad bad bad arrangements, lots of annoying clichés... all in all, not good music but that doesn't mean that none of those people actually possess a hint of talent.... Talent? Drop D barring is talent? It's possible that they are talented musicians and are just not using that talent for whatever reason, but unlikely. They're sellout hacks, and they care more about their money and their image than their music, so I really doubt they'd take the time to become talented musicians. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:34 am ] |
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Drop D = lack of talent? What the fuck is your definition of talent when you consider a type of tuning untalented? And bar chords may be easy, but if written right they can be good. Don't call something untalented just because you don't like it. Sell-out, yes. Cliched, yes. Untalented, no. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:19 am ] |
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zefferon wrote: Drop D = lack of talent?
What the fuck is your definition of talent when you consider a type of tuning untalented? And bar chords may be easy, but if written right they can be good. I said drop D barring. I was just being specific, not saying that drop D was bad. Barring is bad when it's all you do. I can handle a bit of barring, as long as the band does a lot more than just bar chords. And they cannot be good if they are all you do, because they'll be boring. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:25 am ] |
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Ok, I thought you were talking about both the tuning and the barring, not just specifing the bar chords. I don't particularly agree with barring being boring when done all the time, but that's more pure opinion than lack of songwriting talent. It's not technical, but then again, that's not important to me. |
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| Author: | North From Here [ Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:58 am ] |
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Do most people that buy Darkthrone albums never listen to them? I listen to A Blaze in the Northern Sky and Panerfaust quite a bit. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Sun Jan 23, 2005 5:49 pm ] |
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Drop D? We're way beyond that now. Most bands are in Drop B. |
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