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Recently I met this chick with a nice nick in a chatroom. When it came to the music topic she claimed to like metal .... and, my friends; you can easily predict, what the answer to the question "what type of metal?" was: Korn, Linkin Park, Slipknot, SOAD, plus some of those Nu American Metal Bands like Killswitch a.s.o.
Since I stoop to listen to that stuff from time to time I could join in a conversation and finally lead this poor ignoramus to the roots. I sent her a clip of slayer and she was totally blown away. So next week she will be visiting me and I can show her my 700+ collection. Hehe :twisted:
That's what Neo-Metal is good for...

Awesome, long as you're sure that she's not a psycho serial killer who will flay you to the bone and make your skin into a blanket.

You'd have iamtheblackwizards eating out of the palm of your hand.

Awesome, long as you're sure that she's not a psycho serial killer who will flay you to the bone and make your skin into a blanket.

Where's she live, nearby you?

So I've predicted you'd get slain by her, and Gast1 has you raping and torturing her... how did your date go? Somewhere between the two extremes? Maybe some funky sado-masochistic thing where you took turns?

That's what Neo-Metal is good for...

I'm not sure If I would even want my girlfriend to be hardcore into Metal. I like girls that dress up all sexy and are as sweet as a peach. Hey, I'm a traditionalist, what can I say.

I've never come across a metalhead chick that I've really been attracted to. I know that I'm generalizing, but all the ones I met drink, smoke, do drugs, and swear way too much...such a turn off. Plus they dress kind of..well...blah!

Two things.

1. A chick who's into nu-metal is more likely to be hot than a chick into... power or black metal or something. The fact that she's willing to be educated is awesome.

2. Don't fucking diss Killswitch Engage, man. They're NOT Nu-metal. Not at all! They're metalcore/thrash, and they kick some serious ass.

Author:	Open Mind [ Sun Nov 28, 2004 9:59 am ]
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Recently I met this chick with a nice nick in a chatroom. When it came to the music topic she claimed to like metal .... and, my friends; you can easily predict, what the answer to the question "what type of metal?" was: Korn, Linkin Park, Slipknot, SOAD, plus some of those Nu American Metal Bands like Killswitch a.s.o. Since I stoop to listen to that stuff from time to time I could join in a conversation and finally lead this poor ignoramus to the roots. I sent her a clip of slayer and she was totally blown away. So next week she will be visiting me and I can show her my 700+ collection. Hehe :twisted: That's what Neo-Metal is good for...

Author:	Anonymous [ Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:08 pm ]
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The question is, without it would she have never discovered metal at all, or discovered it sooner? Alternative metal prolonged my discovery of "true" metal.

Author:	Dead Machine [ Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:33 pm ]
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Open Mind wrote: Recently I met this chick with a nice nick in a chatroom. When it came to the music topic she claimed to like metal .... and, my friends; you can easily predict, what the answer to the question "what type of metal?" was: Korn, Linkin Park, Slipknot, SOAD, plus some of those Nu American Metal Bands like Killswitch a.s.o. Since I stoop to listen to that stuff from time to time I could join in a conversation and finally lead this poor ignoramus to the roots. I sent her a clip of slayer and she was totally blown away. So next week she will be visiting me and I can show her my 700+ collection. Hehe :twisted: That's what Neo-Metal is good for... Awesome, long as you're sure that she's not a psycho serial killer who will flay you to the bone and make your skin into a blanket. Where's she live, nearby you?

Author:	Anonymous [ Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:24 pm ]
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Open Mind wrote: Recently I met this chick with a nice nick in a chatroom. When it came to the music topic she claimed to like metal .... and, my friends; you can easily predict, what the answer to the question "what type of metal?" was: Korn, Linkin Park, Slipknot, SOAD, plus some of those Nu American Metal Bands like Killswitch a.s.o. Since I stoop to listen to that stuff from time to time I could join in a conversation and finally lead this poor ignoramus to the roots. I sent her a clip of slayer and she was totally blown away. So next week she will be visiting me and I can show her my 700+ collection. Hehe :twisted: That's what Neo-Metal is good for... Well, even if she doesn't like real metal, you can at least turn her away from using the term.

Author:	Anonymous [ Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:26 pm ]
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Fake metal and gay crap used also "prolonged" my discovery of real metal. I mean I knew about metallica in 99 but then I heard slipknot from my friend, "left behind" and thought it was like the hardest stuff that could be done. Then one day i wised up.

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Author:	Shuten Doji [ Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:49 am ]
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Dead Machine wrote: Awesome, long as you're sure that she's not a psycho serial killer who will flay you to the bone and make your skin into a blanket. I dunno... that would be pretty damned metal if you found a girl who wanted to do that to you. Plus, think of how much kvlt black-metal status you would get... "Yeah... you think you're bad because you drink blood? I WAS FLAYED AND HAD MY SKIN WORN AS A BLANKET" You'd have iamtheblackwizards eating out of the palm of your hand.

Author:	deathkvlt [ Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:57 am ]
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Shuten Doji wrote: You'd have iamtheblackwizards eating out of the palm of your hand. Hahahaha; great one.

Author:	Open Mind [ Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:24 am ]
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Dead Machine wrote: Awesome, long as you're sure that she's not a psycho serial killer who will flay you to the bone and make your skin into a blanket. Where's she live, nearby you? MUAHRRR. I agree with Shuten Doji. That would be pretty cool. Imagine the Headline: METAL REVIEW COMMUNITY MEMBER WAS KILLED BY AN INTERNET-ACQUAINTANCE AFTER THEY LISTEND TO SLAYERS "PIECE BY PIECE" Obviously the somewhat psychopathic girl took the lyrics literally. He'd better played ZAPPA's "I promise not to come in your mouth". She would have trusted him. And ... having hear mouth full would have stopped her calling LINKIN PARK Metal. BTW, she lives nearby. So ... if you don't see any more Open Mind posts until friday, please call the police :mrgreen:

Author:	Misha [ Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:09 pm ]
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Play her some Nattefrost :mrgreen: Whore (Filthy Whore) Beaten and Raped !!!! Blood between your legs Covered with cum, tears and snot I gave her all I fucking got ! Whore - put your shoes on Bitch - swallow my cum Slut - suck me dry Cunt - choke and die !! Goat-shaped Destroyer Anal desekrator Whore - put your shoes on Bitch - swallow my cum Slut - suck me dry Cunt - choke and die !! Morbid sick pervertor Unholy Evil fornikator Under the sign of Evil, I give you my blood The cold grip of Death, around your throat I lift my hand to swing the whip Blood and saliva, I pierced your tits ! Crushing all morals of life Releasing all fury Envisioned by the sights of Death Eternally hellbound... ... in this cruel world... Commanding the whore on her knees In the stinking feces She drinks my precious wine Sadistic inhuman pressure A one way pleasure Embracing the spirit of Sin Covered in blood... Whore - put your shoes on Bitch - swallow my cum Slut - suck me dry Cunt - choke and die !! The bitch silent cries Blood-red swollen eyes Bruised and beaten she lies In total submission, chained to the wall Whore !!!! Whore - put your shoes on Bitch - swallow my cum Slut - suck me dry Cunt - choke and die !! ["Sluts, Your are born into submission. You are ALL Cunts"]

Author:	deathkvlt [ Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:36 pm ]
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Hahaha; yeah; and you still think the Nattefrost album deserves a lower score haha.

Author:	Shuten Doji [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:23 pm ]
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So I've predicted you'd get slain by her, and Gast1 has you raping and torturing her... how did your date go? Somewhere between the two extremes? Maybe some funky sado-masochistic thing where you took turns?

Author:	Anonymous [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:40 pm ]
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Man, I've met so many chicks because of metal. It's awesome.

Author:	Open Mind [ Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:05 am ]
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Shuten Doji wrote: So I've predicted you'd get slain by her, and Gast1 has you raping and torturing her... how did your date go? Somewhere between the two extremes? Maybe some funky sado-masochistic thing where you took turns? You come close We were listening to Broken Hope: Horrific whore, you don't want to find her Terror to tube steak, a literal meat grinder Avoid the slut in the barbed wire thong Look in between her legs, you'll see something's wrong There is a heavy price for some who get laid Submitting a stiff prick to go under the blade Put your dick in her hell hole and your ecstacy fades Fucking a cunt stuffed with razor blades Manhood mutilator - Razorcunt A sexual masochist of the worst kind Take her to bed and terror is what you'll find Rusty nails in her clit and labias are something to see Her crotch is a nightmare to geneaology Your schlong slaughtered before you blow a wad She's the man mutilator the ultimate imasculator Her twat can chew up a steel vibrator Her brutal box is a pubic bear trap Certain doom for any cock penetrating the gap It's a horrorifice - her orifice Your penis shreds in the goreifice This piece of ass isn't blunt Manhood mutilator - Razorcunt She giggles as her barbaric crevice whittles your rod Your schlong slaughtered before you drop your load Your flesh pipe red, carved and lacerated You'd still have a pecker if you masturbated Her most intimate area lined with razored steel Scream as you screw from the pain that you feel Your dick sliced to ribbons within a jagged slit Hard on once whole, now nothing left of it Penis nothing more than bloody ground chuck Eat her out go down on bushy butcher knives Your mouth maimed from suicidal muff dives Penis nothing more than bloody ground chuck Man meat hacked away from a masacratine fuck. Source: http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/broken ... ing.html#8

Author:	Anonymous [ Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:22 pm ]
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Open Mind wrote: That's what Neo-Metal is good for... Scoring chicks? I agree, hehe :mrgreen: But no, as previously stated, Nu Metal is a nice step up to the real thing, I rolled into the scene the same way

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Author:	Anonymous [ Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:52 pm ]
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Two things. 1. A chick who's into nu-metal is more likely to be hot than a chick into... power or black metal or something. The fact that she's willing to be educated is awesome. 2. Don't fucking diss Killswitch Engage, man. They're NOT Nu-metal. Not at all! They're metalcore/thrash, and they kick some serious ass.

Author:	Kuruus [ Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:22 pm ]
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I'm not sure If I would even want my girlfriend to be hardcore into Metal. I like girls that dress up all sexy and are as sweet as a peach. Hey, I'm a traditionalist, what can I say. I've never come across a metalhead chick that I've really been attracted to. I know that I'm generalizing, but all the ones I met drink, smoke, do drugs, and swear way too much...such a turn off. Plus they dress kind of..well...blah!

Author:	deathkvlt [ Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:56 pm ]
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Anonymous Metalhead wrote: I'm not sure If I would even want my girlfriend to be hardcore into Metal. I like girls that dress up all sexy and are as sweet as a peach. Hey, I'm a traditionalist, what can I say. I've never come across a metalhead chick that I've really been attracted to. I know that I'm generalizing, but all the ones I met drink, smoke, do drugs, and swear way too much...such a turn off. Plus they dress kind of..well...blah! Hails to that Anonymous Metalhead !

Author:	Anonymous [ Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:52 pm ]
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I'm starting to think that perhaps the saying "opposites attract" holds some truth to it.

Author:	Anonymous [ Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:18 am ]
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I think you're all faggots. Nu-metal got me into metal. Cuz I wanted something better than mudvayne. WEll Metallica started, then i got into nu metal, thennnn R34L M374L

Author:	Open Mind [ Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:35 am ]
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Jaden wrote: Two things. 1. A chick who's into nu-metal is more likely to be hot than a chick into... power or black metal or something. The fact that she's willing to be educated is awesome. 2. Don't fucking diss Killswitch Engage, man. They're NOT Nu-metal. Not at all! They're metalcore/thrash, and they kick some serious ass. 1. My main chick (say: wife) is into psy-trance / prog-techno and she's quite hot though. 2. My ass must be armored. I make a bet. In let's say 2 years or so "Metalcore" will be seen as what it is: the second wave of Nu-Metal. This doesn't mean that the quality of the music is necessarily bad (same for Nu-Metal) but it's all there: commercial expectations, a largely non-metal audience, and, oversimplification as to the music. Of course there will be some masterworks in the beginning but the bunch of 3rd-class followers plus their mallcore listeners will make the metal-scene to turn away.