Metal Reviews

Recently I met this chick with a nice nick in a chatroom. When it came to the music topic she claimed to like metal .... and, my friends; you can easily predict, what the answer to the question "what type of metal?" was: Korn, Linkin Park, Slipknot, SOAD, plus some of those Nu American Metal Bands like Killswitch a.s.o.
Since I stoop to listen to that stuff from time to time I could join in a conversation and finally lead this poor ignoramus to the roots. I sent her a clip of slayer and she was totally blown away. So next week she will be visiting me and I can show her my 700+ collection. Hehe :twisted:
That's what Neo-Metal is good for...

The question is, without it would she have never discovered metal at all, or discovered it sooner? Alternative metal prolonged my discovery of "true" metal.

Awesome, long as you're sure that she's not a psycho serial killer who will flay you to the bone and make your skin into a blanket.

Where's she live, nearby you?

Well, even if she doesn't like real metal, you can at least turn her away from using the term.

Fake metal and gay crap used also "prolonged" my discovery of real metal. I mean I knew about metallica in 99 but then I heard slipknot from my friend, "left behind" and thought it was like the hardest stuff that could be done. Then one day i wised up.

I dunno... that would be pretty damned metal if you found a girl who wanted to do that to you. Plus, think of how much kvlt black-metal status you would get... "Yeah... you think you're bad because you drink blood? I WAS FLAYED AND HAD MY SKIN WORN AS A BLANKET" You'd have iamtheblackwizards eating out of the palm of your hand.

Hahahaha; great one.

MUAHRRR. I agree with Shuten Doji. That would be pretty cool.
Imagine the Headline:

METAL REVIEW COMMUNITY MEMBER WAS KILLED BY AN INTERNET-ACQUAINTANCE AFTER THEY LISTEND TO SLAYERS "PIECE BY PIECE"
Obviously the somewhat psychopathic girl took the lyrics literally. He'd better played ZAPPA's "I promise not to come in your mouth". She would have trusted him. And ... having hear mouth full would have stopped her calling LINKIN PARK Metal.

BTW, she lives nearby. So ... if you don't see any more Open Mind posts until friday, please call the police :mrgreen:

Play her some Nattefrost :mrgreen:

Whore (Filthy Whore)

Beaten and Raped !!!!
Blood between your legs
Covered with cum, tears and snot
I gave her all I fucking got !

Whore - put your shoes on
Bitch - swallow my cum
Slut - suck me dry
Cunt - choke and die !!

Goat-shaped Destroyer
Anal desekrator

Whore - put your shoes on
Bitch - swallow my cum
Slut - suck me dry
Cunt - choke and die !!

Morbid sick pervertor
Unholy Evil fornikator

Under the sign of Evil, I give you my blood
The cold grip of Death, around your throat
I lift my hand to swing the whip
Blood and saliva, I pierced your tits !

Crushing all morals of life
Releasing all fury
Envisioned by the sights of Death
Eternally hellbound...
... in this cruel world...

Commanding the whore on her knees
In the stinking feces
She drinks my precious wine

Sadistic inhuman pressure
A one way pleasure
Embracing the spirit of Sin
Covered in blood...

Whore - put your shoes on
Bitch - swallow my cum
Slut - suck me dry
Cunt - choke and die !!

The bitch silent cries
Blood-red swollen eyes
Bruised and beaten she lies
In total submission, chained to the wall

Whore !!!!

Whore - put your shoes on
Bitch - swallow my cum
Slut - suck me dry
Cunt - choke and die !!

["Sluts, Your are born into submission. You are ALL Cunts"]

Hahaha; yeah; and you still think the Nattefrost album deserves a lower score haha.

So I've predicted you'd get slain by her, and Gast1 has you raping and torturing her... how did your date go? Somewhere between the two extremes? Maybe some funky sado-masochistic thing where you took turns?

Man, I've met so many chicks because of metal. It's awesome.

You come close

We were listening to Broken Hope:

Horrific whore, you don't want to find her
Terror to tube steak, a literal meat grinder
Avoid the slut in the barbed wire thong
Look in between her legs, you'll see something's wrong
There is a heavy price for some who get laid
Submitting a stiff prick to go under the blade
Put your dick in her hell hole and your ecstacy fades
Fucking a cunt stuffed with razor blades
Manhood mutilator - Razorcunt
A sexual masochist of the worst kind
Take her to bed and terror is what you'll find
Rusty nails in her clit and labias are something to see
Her crotch is a nightmare to geneaology
Your schlong slaughtered before you blow a wad
She's the man mutilator the ultimate imasculator
Her twat can chew up a steel vibrator
Her brutal box is a pubic bear trap
Certain doom for any cock penetrating the gap
It's a horrorifice - her orifice
Your penis shreds in the goreifice
This piece of ass isn't blunt
Manhood mutilator - Razorcunt
She giggles as her barbaric crevice whittles your rod
Your schlong slaughtered before you drop your load
Your flesh pipe red, carved and lacerated
You'd still have a pecker if you masturbated
Her most intimate area lined with razored steel
Scream as you screw from the pain that you feel
Your dick sliced to ribbons within a jagged slit
Hard on once whole, now nothing left of it
Penis nothing more than bloody ground chuck
Eat her out go down on bushy butcher knives
Your mouth maimed from suicidal muff dives
Penis nothing more than bloody ground chuck
Man meat hacked away from a masacratine fuck.

Source: http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/broken ... ing.html#8

Scoring chicks?
I agree, hehe :mrgreen:

But no, as previously stated, Nu Metal is a nice step up to the real thing, I rolled into the scene the same way

Two things.

1. A chick who's into nu-metal is more likely to be hot than a chick into... power or black metal or something. The fact that she's willing to be educated is awesome.

2. Don't fucking diss Killswitch Engage, man. They're NOT Nu-metal. Not at all! They're metalcore/thrash, and they kick some serious ass.

I'm not sure If I would even want my girlfriend to be hardcore into Metal. I like girls that dress up all sexy and are as sweet as a peach. Hey, I'm a traditionalist, what can I say.

I've never come across a metalhead chick that I've really been attracted to. I know that I'm generalizing, but all the ones I met drink, smoke, do drugs, and swear way too much...such a turn off. Plus they dress kind of..well...blah!

Hails to that Anonymous Metalhead !

I'm starting to think that perhaps the saying "opposites attract" holds some truth to it.

I think you're all faggots.


Nu-metal got me into metal. Cuz I wanted something better than mudvayne.

WEll Metallica started, then i got into nu metal, thennnn R34L M374L

1. My main chick (say: wife) is into psy-trance / prog-techno and she's quite hot though.

2. My ass must be armored. I make a bet. In let's say 2 years or so "Metalcore" will be seen as what it is: the second wave of Nu-Metal. This doesn't mean that the quality of the music is necessarily bad (same for Nu-Metal) but it's all there: commercial expectations, a largely non-metal audience, and, oversimplification as to the music. Of course there will be some masterworks in the beginning but the bunch of 3rd-class followers plus their mallcore listeners will make the metal-scene to turn away.