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Author:  Dudeguy [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:37 pm ]
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http://www.pahardcore.com/newsreviews/a ... cleid=7800

Author:  Stefan [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:44 pm ]
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I like Atreyu :oops:
(they're like the Mötley Crüe of the metalcore scene just as Avenged Sevenfold are the Guns 'n' Roses of the same scene... and both are enjoyable bands though I like A7X waaaaay better)

Author:  Radagast [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:47 pm ]
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Bwahahahahaha. Any review that challenges the band to a fight is a winner in my book. :D

Author:  Eyesore [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:54 pm ]
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Terrible band. The screams sound terrible, the music is boring and goddammit it's scream sing not sing scream! That's the formula to success!!

Author:  noodles [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:32 pm ]
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Eyesore wrote:
Terrible band. The screams sound terrible, the music is boring and goddammit it's scream sing not sing scream! That's the formula to success!!
yea jeez, you get more melodic not more agressive during the choruses.. sheesh that reviewer couldnt write a hit metal song to save his life

Author:  Stefan [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:37 pm ]
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noodles wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Terrible band. The screams sound terrible, the music is boring and goddammit it's scream sing not sing scream! That's the formula to success!!
yea jeez, you get more melodic not more agressive during the choruses.. sheesh that reviewer couldnt write a hit metal song to save his life


they've chosen the Nirvana way... I think they do it pretty well... :roll:

NP
Babyshambles "Down in Albion"
(Libertines were better and Dirty Pretty Things's 1rst single is waaaay better)

Author:  Eyesore [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:40 pm ]
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Stefan wrote:
noodles wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Terrible band. The screams sound terrible, the music is boring and goddammit it's scream sing not sing scream! That's the formula to success!!
yea jeez, you get more melodic not more agressive during the choruses.. sheesh that reviewer couldnt write a hit metal song to save his life


they've chosen the Nirvana way... I think they do it pretty well... :roll:

NP
Babyshambles "Down in Albion"
(Libertines were better and Dirty Pretty Things's 1rst single is waaaay better)

Nirvana way? Nirvana had great songs, Atreyu is just shitty. It's just typical paint-by-numbers metalcore with an emo lean. Not that that is necessarily bad, it's just done by a million other bands that do it better. A lot better.

Author:  Stefan [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:44 pm ]
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Eyesore wrote:
Stefan wrote:
noodles wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Terrible band. The screams sound terrible, the music is boring and goddammit it's scream sing not sing scream! That's the formula to success!!
yea jeez, you get more melodic not more agressive during the choruses.. sheesh that reviewer couldnt write a hit metal song to save his life


they've chosen the Nirvana way... I think they do it pretty well... :roll:

NP
Babyshambles "Down in Albion"
(Libertines were better and Dirty Pretty Things's 1rst single is waaaay better)

Nirvana way? Nirvana had great songs, Atreyu is just shitty. It's just typical paint-by-numbers metalcore with an emo lean. Not that that is necessarily bad, it's just done by a million other bands that do it better. A lot better.


:roll: nirvana way as in "it only gets loud on the choruses"
ok ?

Author:  Eyesore [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:26 am ]
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And you've heard Nirvana?

Author:  Dudeguy [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:11 pm ]
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i used to like atreyu, and i think i might actually listen to the new cd. but that review made me laugh really hard.

Author:  MetalStorm [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:06 pm ]
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If only Eyesore's reviews were that insightful :lol:

Author:  Eyesore [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:04 pm ]
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MetalStorm wrote:
If only Eyesore's reviews were that insightful :lol:

I will smack you silly, you sonofabitch!

Author:  Goat [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:57 pm ]
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Their last album had moments, this new stuff is shite. Sorry Stefan, you're on your own!

Author:  Stefan [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:59 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
Their last album had moments, this new stuff is shite. Sorry Stefan, you're on your own!


I don't know their latest... so I really can't say if you're wrong or right... (not on my own yet :P )

Author:  Goat [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:08 pm ]
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Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Their last album had moments, this new stuff is shite. Sorry Stefan, you're on your own!


I don't know their latest... so I really can't say if you're wrong or right... (not on my own yet :P )


They went from being a vaguely average metalcore band who wrote catchy songs to a shitty metalcore band who write bad songs. I think you'll be disappointed... Try The Bled out if you haven't already... http://www.thebledsite.com/

Author:  Rhys [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:51 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Their last album had moments, this new stuff is shite. Sorry Stefan, you're on your own!


I don't know their latest... so I really can't say if you're wrong or right... (not on my own yet :P )


They went from being a vaguely average metalcore band who wrote catchy songs to a shitty metalcore band who write bad songs. I think you'll be disappointed... Try The Bled out if you haven't already... http://www.thebledsite.com/


I have 'found in the flood'. its pretty good. 48645312 times better than atreyu at least. only heard a couple songs from them, but they all sucked like a supercharged vacuum. i wouldnt even say they were metalcore. they are emo-core. Hopefully the bubble bursts soon, and all these talentless shitheads end up stacking shelves in the local supermarket.

Author:  Goat [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:52 pm ]
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following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Their last album had moments, this new stuff is shite. Sorry Stefan, you're on your own!


I don't know their latest... so I really can't say if you're wrong or right... (not on my own yet :P )


They went from being a vaguely average metalcore band who wrote catchy songs to a shitty metalcore band who write bad songs. I think you'll be disappointed... Try The Bled out if you haven't already... http://www.thebledsite.com/


I have 'found in the flood'. its pretty good. 48645312 times better than atreyu at least. only heard a couple songs from them, but they all sucked like a supercharged vacuum. i wouldnt even say they were metalcore. they are emo-core. Hopefully the bubble bursts soon, and all these talentless shitheads end up stacking shelves in the local supermarket.


Amen to that.

Author:  Rhys [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:14 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Their last album had moments, this new stuff is shite. Sorry Stefan, you're on your own!


I don't know their latest... so I really can't say if you're wrong or right... (not on my own yet :P )


They went from being a vaguely average metalcore band who wrote catchy songs to a shitty metalcore band who write bad songs. I think you'll be disappointed... Try The Bled out if you haven't already... http://www.thebledsite.com/


I have 'found in the flood'. its pretty good. 48645312 times better than atreyu at least. only heard a couple songs from them, but they all sucked like a supercharged vacuum. i wouldnt even say they were metalcore. they are emo-core. Hopefully the bubble bursts soon, and all these talentless shitheads end up stacking shelves in the local supermarket.


Amen to that.


Im sure the worst part about having to eventually get real jobs for them will be not being able to wear their faggoth makeup.

Author:  Goat [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:15 pm ]
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following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Their last album had moments, this new stuff is shite. Sorry Stefan, you're on your own!


I don't know their latest... so I really can't say if you're wrong or right... (not on my own yet :P )


They went from being a vaguely average metalcore band who wrote catchy songs to a shitty metalcore band who write bad songs. I think you'll be disappointed... Try The Bled out if you haven't already... http://www.thebledsite.com/


I have 'found in the flood'. its pretty good. 48645312 times better than atreyu at least. only heard a couple songs from them, but they all sucked like a supercharged vacuum. i wouldnt even say they were metalcore. they are emo-core. Hopefully the bubble bursts soon, and all these talentless shitheads end up stacking shelves in the local supermarket.


Amen to that.


Im sure the worst part about having to eventually get real jobs for them will be not being able to wear their faggoth makeup.


Well, no need to be homophobic. :wink:

Author:  Stefan [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:25 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Their last album had moments, this new stuff is shite. Sorry Stefan, you're on your own!


I don't know their latest... so I really can't say if you're wrong or right... (not on my own yet :P )


They went from being a vaguely average metalcore band who wrote catchy songs to a shitty metalcore band who write bad songs. I think you'll be disappointed... Try The Bled out if you haven't already... http://www.thebledsite.com/


I have 'found in the flood'. its pretty good. 48645312 times better than atreyu at least. only heard a couple songs from them, but they all sucked like a supercharged vacuum. i wouldnt even say they were metalcore. they are emo-core. Hopefully the bubble bursts soon, and all these talentless shitheads end up stacking shelves in the local supermarket.


Amen to that.


Im sure the worst part about having to eventually get real jobs for them will be not being able to wear their faggoth makeup.


Well, no need to be homophobic. :wink:


Image

seems they stopped wearing their pseudo-grim make-up...
but c'mon, many many many bands wear make-up (even if some call it corpse-paint) in the metal scene so there's no reason to bash a band solely on its look... :roll:

NP
Gorath "Toxic"
(Britney Spears cover ! wOOt)

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