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Zadok
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| T.I.E. wrote: | | Zad wrote: | | T.I.E. wrote: |
not if Jesus was near water and could escape running on water... Jesus was the very first superhero, Rasputin was just a sick stinky freak... :twisted: |
Jesus had to run on it. You try and drown Rasputin. Go ahead, try. You can't.
And I thought you liked sick stinky freaks, being one yourself? |
but Jesus still pwns Rasputin  |
Jesus died quicker than Rasputin. Rasputin > Jesus. |
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Stefan
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Zad wrote: | | T.I.E. wrote: | | Zad wrote: | | T.I.E. wrote: |
not if Jesus was near water and could escape running on water... Jesus was the very first superhero, Rasputin was just a sick stinky freak... :twisted: |
Jesus had to run on it. You try and drown Rasputin. Go ahead, try. You can't.
And I thought you liked sick stinky freaks, being one yourself? |
but Jesus still pwns Rasputin |
Jesus died quicker than Rasputin. Rasputin > Jesus. |
yeah, sure, but Jesus came back from the dead and is expected anytime now... 
Jesus > Rasputin |
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Zadok
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, sure, but Jesus came back from the dead and is expected anytime now...
Jesus > Rasputin |
But www.jesusneverexisted.com
And Rasputin did..... |
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Stefan
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Zad wrote: | | T.I.E. wrote: |
yeah, sure, but Jesus came back from the dead and is expected anytime now...
Jesus > Rasputin |
But www.jesusneverexisted.com
And Rasputin did..... |
anyway, Elvis pwns both of them... |
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lizardtail
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open question:
What happens when you take a female fronted goth band and massage away all the romantic, macabre atmosphere with overly polished production?
a) you get redundant, stale pop
b) i'm an idiot
this is a quickfire round d00ds so get your fingers on those buzzers
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Zadok
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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anyway, Elvis pwns both of them... |
Huh?! Elvis overdosed on pills, Elvis was a pussy! Even Jesus getting welded to a cross beats that! |
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Zadok
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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| lizardtail wrote: | open question:
What happens when you take a female fronted goth band and massage away all the romantic, macabre atmosphere with overly polished production?
a) you get redundant, stale pop
b) i'm an idiot
this is a quickfire round d00ds so get your fingers on those buzzers |
Stay on topic! Jesus or Rasputin? |
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MetalStorm
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Zad wrote: | | lizardtail wrote: | open question:
What happens when you take a female fronted goth band and massage away all the romantic, macabre atmosphere with overly polished production?
a) you get redundant, stale pop
b) i'm an idiot
this is a quickfire round d00ds so get your fingers on those buzzers |
Stay on topic! Jesus or Rasputin? |
Stalin |
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Zadok
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Stalin |
Stalin suxx cox. |
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Eyesore
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| T.I.E. wrote: | | Ken doesn't think he's a metalhead, I think that's where the problem lies... and then, what's wrong with elitism if it's really true ? the problem is a lot of metalheads do enjoy some mainstream music but they're ashamed of it... the reason is beyond me... |
I consider myself to be a metalhead, definitely, but not JUST a metalhead. I'm like the Metalhead 5000. I'm a metalhead, but so much more. I'm a swiss army knife, you're all forks. :roll: |
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North From Here
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| I used to care about whether metalheads listened to mainstream stuff, but then I realized it's just a better policy to ignore it. I'd worry about the sanity of people that listened to nothing but black metal all the time. |
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Eyesore
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Black metal sucks. |
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lizardtail
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Eyesore wrote: | | Black metal sucks. |
:x :x
:x :x |
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Eyesore
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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| lizardtail wrote: | | Eyesore wrote: | | Black metal sucks. |
:x :x
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So do little yellow chinese people! |
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lizardtail
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| Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Eyesore wrote: | | lizardtail wrote: | | Eyesore wrote: | | Black metal sucks. |
:x :x
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So do little yellow chinese people! |
you should hear what the little chinese girl on the left has to say about rap metal. hahahaha, oh man. she is so right.
hahahaha. |
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noodles
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| emperorblackdoom wrote: | | I used to care about whether metalheads listened to mainstream stuff, but then I realized it's just a better policy to ignore it. I'd worry about the sanity of people that listened to nothing but black metal all the time. |
That's what I do, and what level their brain works on so that they call tell the difference between a good black metal song and a bad one. |
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North From Here
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:37 am Post subject: |
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| Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes! |
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Eyesore
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:15 am Post subject: |
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| emperorblackdoom wrote: | | Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes! |
My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't. |
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Ness
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| Eyesore wrote: | | emperorblackdoom wrote: | | Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes! |
My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't. |
Keep in mind, Eyesore is joking 90% of the time. |
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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| metalNESS wrote: | | Eyesore wrote: | | emperorblackdoom wrote: | | Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes! |
My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't. |
Keep in mind, Eyesore is joking 90% of the time. |
Yes, but you are joking at least 60% of the time, so does that mean Eyesore is only joking 54% of the time? |
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