| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Zadok
MetalReviews Staff
Joined: 09 Feb 2005
Posts: 29819
Location: Manchester, UK
|
 Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:47 am Post subject: Kim Jong-Dead |
 |
|
Jokes and stories of tyranny go here.
Wonderfully sarcastic obituary from the Telegraph:
| Quote: | | The six operas he composed during a period of two years were said to be "better than any mankind had ever created", though, sadly, no recordings appear to have been allowed out of the country. |
| Quote: | | It is estimated that between two and three million North Koreans succumbed to starvation in Kim's first decade in power – a tenth of the population. Escapees spoke of scavenging bands of skeletal orphans gnawing on bark and leaves, and human flesh being sold for meat in the country's depleted markets. |
| Quote: | | In 2008 it was suggested by a Japanese historian that Kim Jong-Il had died in 2003, and had, since that point, been replaced by four body doubles for public appearances. |
Rot in festering slime, you cunt.
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Zadok
MetalReviews Staff
Joined: 09 Feb 2005
Posts: 29819
Location: Manchester, UK
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Azrael
Jeg lever med min foreldre
Joined: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 5826
Location: São Paulo and Lisboa
|
| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:58 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| one of the very worst people to ever have lived. i hope his son won't be as bad, but sadly i'm not optimistic. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Bruce_Bitenfils
Destroyer ov Spambots
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 3035
Location: Paris, France
|
| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:14 pm Post subject: |
|
|
He definitely won't be as bad. He studied in Switzerland, speaks English, German and French. North Korea won't become a democracy anytime soon, sure, but he probably won't be the freaky asshole his father was.
That said, Gaddafi was a cool guy the first 3 years...
edit: err... this post is poorly worded: I did not imply the simple fact to have studied in Europe is enough to be a good guy.  Of course not.
...
OK, I did. Sorry. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Azrael
Jeg lever med min foreldre
Joined: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 5826
Location: São Paulo and Lisboa
|
| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:27 pm Post subject: |
|
|
apparently his youngest son was picked as successor for being just like his old man, unlike the eldest son.
and Bashar al-Assad was also just some guy training in ophthalmology in London...
Last edited by Azrael on Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:28 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kathaarian
Ist Krieg
Joined: 12 Feb 2005
Posts: 7568
Location: lolchair
|
| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:37 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Funny how this year almost every world leader against USA died or got dethroned. Assad is on the edge and Ahmedinejad is the only one that remains strong. Kind of.
God is on USA's side. Go USA. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Pillars of Geph
Banned Mallcore Kiddie
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 671
|
| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| I wonder how long before we impose sanctions on Korea, and then decide to invade them in defense of Israel. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
GeneralDiomedes
Einherjar
Joined: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 2996
Location: Top of the food chain in Calgary, Canada
|
| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:48 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Bruce_Bitenfils wrote: | | He definitely won't be as bad. He studied in Switzerland, speaks English, German and French. North Korea won't become a democracy anytime soon, sure, but he probably won't be the freaky asshole his father was. |
I'm sure he will be a figurehead .. I even wonder what real power Il held given the fact the country seemed not to skip a beat during his stroke. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Bruce_Bitenfils
Destroyer ov Spambots
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 3035
Location: Paris, France
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
dead1
Einherjar
Joined: 13 Apr 2010
Posts: 2163
|
| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:01 am Post subject: |
|
|
If it were not for Kim Jong-Il, we would not have had the awesome Team American movie.
I trhink his rule was worth it just for inspiring that hilarious movie.
"So ronery" and "Hans Brix you're breaking my barrs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEvacFETvM |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
falconpaawnch
Metal Servant
Joined: 13 Sep 2011
Posts: 149
Location: America
|
| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:47 am Post subject: |
|
|
| dead1 wrote: | If it were not for Kim Jong-Il, we would not have had the awesome Team American movie.
I trhink his rule was worth it just for inspiring that hilarious movie.
"So ronery" and "Hans Brix you're breaking my barrs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEvacFETvM |
Haha. I love that movie.
As for Kim Jon Il, rot in hell you evil bastard. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Zadok
MetalReviews Staff
Joined: 09 Feb 2005
Posts: 29819
Location: Manchester, UK
|
| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:58 am Post subject: |
|
|
Team America's getting a bit over-referenced these days for me to really like it any more.
_________________
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Pillars of Geph
Banned Mallcore Kiddie
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 671
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
hellraiser_xes
Einherjar
Joined: 24 May 2005
Posts: 2115
Location: Seremban, Malaysia
|
| Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:15 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Azrael wrote: | | one of the very worst people to ever have lived. i hope his son won't be as bad, but sadly i'm not optimistic. |
The son looks exactly like him! Chances are, he's a clone  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Bruce_Bitenfils
Destroyer ov Spambots
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 3035
Location: Paris, France
|
| Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:27 am Post subject: |
|
|
| hellraiser_xes wrote: | | Azrael wrote: | | one of the very worst people to ever have lived. i hope his son won't be as bad, but sadly i'm not optimistic. |
The son looks exactly like him! Chances are, he's a clone |
Minus the weird glasses. The sickness lies in the glasses, I tell ya. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Zadok
MetalReviews Staff
Joined: 09 Feb 2005
Posts: 29819
Location: Manchester, UK
|
| Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:49 pm Post subject: |
|
|
My prediction: Jonah Hill will win an oscar in ten years' time for his portrayal of a young man thrust into dictatorhood. With Russell Brand as Kim Jong-Il, and Jason Statham as Barack Obama.
_________________
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
hellraiser_xes
Einherjar
Joined: 24 May 2005
Posts: 2115
Location: Seremban, Malaysia
|
| Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:11 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Bruce_Bitenfils wrote: | | hellraiser_xes wrote: | | Azrael wrote: | | one of the very worst people to ever have lived. i hope his son won't be as bad, but sadly i'm not optimistic. |
The son looks exactly like him! Chances are, he's a clone |
Minus the weird glasses. The sickness lies in the glasses, I tell ya. |
Wait till he gets older. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
GeneralDiomedes
Einherjar
Joined: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 2996
Location: Top of the food chain in Calgary, Canada
|
| Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:46 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Eh, I heard he had 20/2 vision and can see Seoul from his balcony. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kathaarian
Ist Krieg
Joined: 12 Feb 2005
Posts: 7568
Location: lolchair
|
| Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:35 am Post subject: |
|
|
I heard he liked Call of Duty.
Hope he doesn't try to re-enact it now that he has guns and soldiers and shit. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Bruce_Bitenfils
Destroyer ov Spambots
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 3035
Location: Paris, France
|
| Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:25 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| And nuclear warheads. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
