Metal Reviews

The Annoying Frenchman · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:27 pm Post subject:

the singer spot with YJM can change rapidly, though.

Adveser, ever thought of starting your own band? It sure is more work than joining (or failing at) an already reknown formation but it might as well be more rewarding, creatively speaking.

MetalStorm · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:34 pm Post subject:

The Annoying Frenchman · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:37 pm Post subject:

Adveser · Einherjar Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Posts: 2384

You guys are really silly. Everyone knows I shall join Vision Divine and become Fabio's apprentice. I personally think Olaf is my guardian angel and all his singers were chosen specifically for me to copy their voices and take it to an extreme level once all three of their very distinct and differently colored voices. His albums wrote that story, I am not making this up. I think I can get the gig if the singing is better and more versatile than Fabio, Michele and Rob combined. I'll just tell him I am the crazy man who saw beyond the veil and saw the colors of his world. I shall then teach the masters my secrets and the sheer insanity of the vocal performances will result in a New Era for heavy metal. Think Trans Siberian Orchestra in broad appeal, but with the attendance figures of a 1985 Whitesnake concert.

"You'll get the answers when alpha and omega combine"

"We're only two versions of the same"

"You are what we were, you'll be what we are"

"We're not alone, that's what we've learned from this"

"Here I am, is this the truth you always have been searching for...the meaning of what we/you call life."

Hey, it's a cool story at least and makes the music personal for me, so piss on it if you want. I am certain the bands would be overjoyed to hear they have changed a life, saved a life and given the most cynical anti-spiritual person faith and hope. Anyway, I will prove I can sing anything shortly enough. Got about 50 samples I have to mash together into 30 second per song medleys.

"Now you see, there's no end, there's no end. Remember what I said: 'Don't ever lose your faith'"

"You can find your way...You just need some faith"

MetalStorm · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:32 pm Post subject:

EdgeOfForever · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:45 pm Post subject:

Adveser · Einherjar Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Posts: 2384

Is this easy shit what everybody is ejaculating over? Even when the Swedes are good, it's still child's play compared to the Italians.

http://www.mediafire.com/?6j643y7umnjmdlh

And what's the deal with no one following the epic Labyrinth/Vision divine narrative when people seem to know every nook and cranny of the rhapsody storyline? Oh NM you still haven't figured out the Ayreon storyline.

Ness · Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:48 pm Post subject:

Dude, this is beyond horrible. Either you are mentally retarded or you are totally screwing with everybody here. Your voice is bad bad bad bad.

Define Infinity · Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:37 pm Post subject:

Oh Delusion...!

EdgeOfForever · Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:13 pm Post subject:

Epic trolling.

Bruce_Bitenfils · Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:42 pm Post subject:

I sound exactly like him. People keep telling me to shut the fuck up all the time, I love it

OooOOOOAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAHHHHHH!!!

The Annoying Frenchman · Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:14 pm Post subject:

Bruce_Bitenfils · Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:25 pm Post subject:

Adveser · Einherjar Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Posts: 2384

You guys were right. That did suck. Wasn't quite digging deep enough. I'm listening to the playback of "pure" and the technique is about right now. Thanks for the heads up and keeping on my toes everybody. I have a hundred tracks or more to mix and now I know what to listen for.

I've said this before but my responses and general attitude elicit the appropriate response and I don't say thanks enough for everyone's help and tolerance of the abrassiveness I sometimes portray.